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426 After the truth, what is left is a black history

The priest in the church is a kind-hearted middle-aged man. To be honest, because there is some mental pollution in the plane, strictly speaking, it seems that more than 95% of the priests in the works are not good things, and if they become pope, they are not good things.

So, when the priest cried and cleaned the table, Li Wei found that there were actually 5% of the priests.

Except for five percent of the poor, "the other ninety-five percent are big bad guys.

Time has to be pushed back a few hours before Li Wei went to the car to sleep, a few hours after my king turned black, a few minutes after saber returned to normal. As mentioned, hair cannot be erected casually, after all, there are bones and joints. When Saber erected that stupid hair on his head, it seemed that everyone knew that it was over.

For example, a poisonous tongue and a desperate poisonous tongue.

It all ended. Saber adhered to the theory that sleeping when he was full was glorious, and ran to the bed next to the loft, which made her sleep soundly. It was obvious that she must have done this often when she was eating the sacrament here.

Looking at the back of Saber who was leaving, although Li Wei knew that this was the real Saber, if it was not like this, it would not be considered raising it. But... "I say, priest." Looking at the priest who was crying and cleaning up the mess, Li Wei said: "Don't tell me Saber, this king was like this before.

"Yes." The priest said resentfully while wiping the table: "She has been like this since I was a priest."

"Oh, I got it-I told you not to say that to me."

After deleting it, Li Wei talked with the priest about constructive significance, which also related to the youth. For example, when Xuebo n was not pulled out of the Holy Five, she once suffered from acute gastroenteritis due to stealing food and was rushed to the place for treatment. The priests of the priest still remember how wonderful Saber's expression was at that time.

(Black History)

Li Wei really regrets the most, but he has not traveled over and said sarcastic words.

"I originally wanted to buy King Yuser back this time." But it can be seen that it seemed to have failed." Li Wei lit a cigarette from the New World and surprised the priest of the fifth century: "By the way, I want to ask, how was King Yuser's temper when he was alive?"

"Resurrection? Stop being superstitious." The priest looked anti-human and did not take the three saints in history seriously. He laughed and said, "How could there be such a thing as a return in this world?"

Have you read the Bible to make your stomach? Jesus will punish you.

"...If you have nothing to do, don't go to the streets for meetings. Look, you don't know that it's your job to cheat and cheat." Li Wei shouted and asked, "Say, what's going on in King Yuser?"

"Your Majesty the Last King is a rare benevolent king." The priest sighed for a while and said, "Although my king also ruled the whole country with majesty, his majesty had a gentle country method that my king did not have. How to say... it is hard to imagine that our king's family seems to be so outstanding and handsome, and seem to never grow old until death."

Will you never grow old until death?

Always feel something is not right.

"King Yuser..."

"King Yuser, I saw him when I was still very young." When the middle-aged priest mentioned Yuser, his face began to become abnormal, blushing. "Glossy and extremely anxious, containing many yearnings: "When I was born, Yuser was sixteen, when I was ten, Yuser was sixteen, and when I was thirty, Yuser was still sixteen...

"You wait first." Li Wei was shocked: "You can't count?"

"Of course I will - but I would rather not." The priest sighed and shook his head, "Yuser? Lu Dagang........................................................................................................................................................................................................., the middle-aged priest cried in depression.

"Okay, OK, the king is dead." The old ones don't go to the new ones, don't come." Li Wei comforted the other party and said, "Look at my king..., "What do you know? The little stinky little head has never experienced the notification from King Yuser. You don't know what kind of kindness is, but you don't know what safety is." The priest said, "Li Wei didn't know how his head was: "King Yuser, why are you King Yuser?"

This sentence is quite similar to "Romeo, why are you Romeo?"

"Father, your surname is yours?"

"?William."

"Oh, try to have a baby, you will have a very capable offspring." Although it is homosexual.

"Anyway, King Yuser is not something you can know..., this woof..."

"...Father, you need treatment." Li Wei patted the priest on the shoulder and decided not to ask questions about King Yuser anymore.

In short, according to the other party, King Yuser is a man who looks the same as Saber, more gentle than his daughter Saber, and more kind, and has to be considerate from time to time. He also has to be first of all, and... he is a man who is more beautiful, handsome and feminine than her daughter.

Vitz, the priest has a mental problem.

Livi was not interested in the Artoria family, but simply interested in Artoria himself.

However, if these interests are too diverted... For example, Nero, who has a red relationship with him now, said Dr. Jason, she is the one with the most hope of successful treatment.

However, it is exactly the opposite of Xingcai hiding from Li Wei and not wanting him to summon him. Perhaps the values ​​of the East and West are different this time, but Saber himself requested that Li Wei could allow her father, her sister, and her daughter's wife to accept the summon with her so-called "illegitimate son" and modify their annoying fate.

The next day, the drizzle continued, but neither Levi nor Saber wore a raincoat at this moment. He stood in front of the tomb of the king of England and stood for a long time.

"Are you okay? saber?" Li Wei looked at saber and said, "I have already obtained your father's holy relics--it is now possible to summon."

The holy relics I brought from the priest yesterday were deceived.

A large shield is a holy relic called "The Shield of the Ruodagang".

"Oh...how do you feel?" Li Wei turned his head and asked, "If you don't have any objection, I will..."

"Master" you summon it. Saber nodded and said, "It just so happens that I want to see him too."

"Saber, are you sure you don't have... this, what abnormal state is in this house?" Why did Li Wei feel that Saber's tone is still the same as black?

"Well... no." Saber replied: "I'm sure I'm normal-"

Oh, that's the issue of father-daughter relationship.

According to the routine of summoning men given by the notebook, you must first reserve 60 experience points - Li Wei, who had been resting for two days, just enough. Then you will find the main god to redeem a man who is willing or not, and this process will cost exactly 60 experience points.

“…”

In an instant, Li Wei's face became extremely strange.

"master?...master?master" called Li Wei three times in a row." Finally, he shook Li Wei suddenly, which made Li Wei's face look a little better.

"Ah? Ah..., saber." At this moment, Li Wei, who was standing in the drizzle, had no longer only weird face, but also as exciting as it was.

"What? Did the summoning fail?" Saber asked nervously, grabbing Li Wei's arm.

"Ah...this" on the contrary, the summoning went smoothly." Li Wei whispered: "It was a very smooth...

"?What's wrong with friends? Master" Saber asked anxiously: "What's wrong?"

"There is good news, and there is bad news. Do you want to listen to that?" Li Wei asked, holding up two fingers.

“…What about good news?”

"We can have those sixty experience points left."

"Oh... good news, I'm worried that if the master doesn't have magic value, I can't do anything." Saber breathed a sigh of relief, but then his spirit became tense: "What about the bad news?"

"...saber, you have to calm down when you hear this news. After all, there are so many such things in this world. Look, you and your sister are not... Cough, I guess you have guessed it too."

""I'm confused now."

,This family... I almost forgot that the other party's intelligence value is mouth.

"Okay, I'll explain it." The drizzle suddenly became heavier, and Li Wei said that in a flash of lightning. The thunder that followed was accompanied by Saber's surprised expression - how strange this scene is.

""This is impossible..." Saber shook his head in disbelief.

"There is nothing impossible. I can only say that your family tradition is really good." Li Wei smiled awkwardly. To be honest, he didn't expect such a thing.

In fact... there are more comedy factors, or even farce factors than tragic factors?

Of course, it is a farce for history, but it is undoubtedly a tragedy for me.

"Same as Mordred." Li Wei raised his fingers and said, "You don't have a father, but... you have two mothers, now, Yuser is one of them. Well, the name is quite feminine. Well, this time I don't need to be a mother."

Tsk... This family is really capable.
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