975 Turtle Wave Qigong
975 Guibo Qigong (One update)
In a moment of causality, Li Wei's pleasure surged like a fountain when he fooled Vegeta a few days ago. Now it's better, it can no longer be said to be retribution, it is clearly a dramatic change.
"Hey, now you can feel the feeling between nature."
The Turtle Fairy sitting in front of him made Li Wei stunned with just one word.
I feel that I have really said this to Vegeta.
"Can you... say it again?"
"Master, he just said that let you feel the feeling between nature... Er, he did say that." Bazette subconsciously wanted to remind her, but Li Wei's eyes immediately made her shut her mouth.
"Old man, I used this sentence you just now to fool Vegeta. I said it was two days ago that I was not satisfied with it. And I also used the theory of weakness over strength and creating something out of nothing to fool him - much better than the sentence you said if you were wrong." Li Wei did not intend to respect the turtle fairy. Anyway, the task was to talk about skills with the other party - since it was a competition, there must be a relationship - Li Wei beat him, he taught Li Wei's kung fu, what a good way to communicate.
"...I don't know what you are talking about. Didn't you ask me to teach you how to understand [qi]?" The fairy Turtle touched his bald head, looking puzzled. Under the sunglasses, he only looked at Bazet and Saber, and he didn't look at Li Wei at all.
"I asked you to call me Guibo Qigong." Li Wei said this sentence quite powerfully. As a qualified post-80s, if he had not imitated Ultraman with both hands, if he had not raised his right fist and shouted Tianma Meteor Fist, if he had not fantasized about the pockets of a dorman cat on his stomach, if he had not mentioned the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and Guibo Qigong, it would be abnormal, at least he lacked imagination.
"...Young man, don't want to eat a fat man in one breath." He sighed pretendingly and leaned against the coconut tree behind him. The Turtle Fairy said: "To be honest, your kung fu is very good, and you can even be said to be the best. But you can't even master the energy. Where did you come from an alien?"
"Aliens are your disciples, we are all serious earthlings." Although it is not the same earth, Li Wei also said so.
"This old man is really sorry. We are here to ask for advice humbly."
Surprisingly, Saber seems to respect this turtle fairy very much.
"saber?" Li Wei was stunned, and his heart explained that Rika was an Oedipus complex and you were an ancestor love plot?
"He gives me a feeling that is different." Saber, who was also sitting on the beach, said to Li Wei, who was beside him, "Just listen to him, master - there will be no harm anyway. He seems to be Merlin..."
Merlin? Ah, I remembered that Saber's life was a life where he didn't listen to the old man's words and suffered losses. So she seemed to have a different kind of respect and regret for the old man.
"...I'm still 3,600, and I don't know how to respect me." Li Wei said a few words, but she didn't say anything.
"Yeah, yes, the child is very teaching--then, this sister Xiao is also very beautiful." The Turtle Fairy laughed out loud. This kind of personality that gives some sunshine... If a person wants to live a long life, must this be like this?
"I am the king, and no one needs to evaluate whether I am beautiful or not." Saber stared at the turtle fairy in front of him: "Please don't hide your own secrets, the next is a war related to the fate of this planet."
"...Hahahaha...Eh, sister Xiao's eyes are so good." The Turtle Fairy was stared for about ten seconds and no longer dared to say anything: "The so-called [qi] cannot be expressed in words, mainly lies in people's feelings. Everyone has [qi] in their body, so..."
"Oh, I feel a little bit, is that?"
While speaking, Bazet suddenly waved his hand and held his palm up with force: "Huh!"
An air-like object that seemed invisible but had edges appeared out of thin air.
"...Sister Xiao, have you learned it before?" The Turtle Fairy took off her sunglasses and looked at it for a long time.
"No, I will feel whatever you make me feel." As he said that, Bazette looked at Levi in a normal manner: "Master, I have learned it - it's no big deal."
...I heard that Guo Jing is easier to learn to draw circles with his left hand and squares with his right hand than Huang Rong, not because his head is the stupidest, but because his head is the "empty" - even the gods are not. By the way, Kakarot's son is a little stunned, which also makes his son learn much faster than Vegeta's son.
...What kind of world is this?
Just like Guo Jing, Bazet learned something that requires a full degree of dementia talent in an instant. Saber's daddy mao is probably also bonus. He basically mastered what Qi is when he was in a xiao. Li Wei learned the air-dance technique of foul through the bonus of the main god game, and Qi is simply a cloud of clouds.
So, when Saber and Bazet had already begun to understand how to fly in the sky, he finally felt what qi was.
"...I said, Xiaobo... do you know? Releasing P does not mean comprehension, that is to let go."
...Vulgar, vulgar, kitsch, and so terrible, it is just the energy of reincarnation in the five grains.
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It took another half a month for stuttering. Saber and Bazet had already had a great time wearing bikini and had fun with the turtles in the sea. Li Wei had completely understood what the existence of [qi] was.
Turtle Fairy was already in tears because he was pulled by Li Wei for half a month and didn't move. He wanted to see Saber and Bazet, but he couldn't help but "think" two beauties to play, but he could only guard a big man. This was definitely a torment for the evil ghost in the sex of Turtle Fairy and the devil in Hua.
Of course, Li Wei also brought Xiaolin to practice together, which made the men and people above Xiaoyao live in vain.
"Okay, you're out of the army."
The moment when the word "completed" flashed in front of Li Wei's eyes, the two masters and apprentices who were still dozing off just now jumped up in an instant. No matter Xiao Lin's mouth was already drooling all over the floor, nor the snot bubbles on the turtle fairy's nose were blown to the same side as the head. The two of them were about to escape as if they were flying-
Li Wei naturally knew what this monk and a bald man were thinking.
"Come back-I haven't learned Guibo Qigong."
Li Wei grabbed the two of them with the Dragon King tentacle and pulled them back: "Why are you going to go in a hurry?"
"...I won't participate if you learn from Teacher Wu Tian." Xiaolin struggled to leave Li Wei's hand: "Hey, now I'm your senior brother at least, don't give me face like this."
"I didn't become a disciple again." Li Wei curled his lips and said, "After that, Turtle Fairy... Why are you so anxious?"
"...Go to the toilet." The Turtle Fairy was about to leave by escaping: "As soon as a person is old, I can't control himself, I..."
"I can't control myself since I was young. It's okay. There are seas around here anyway. You can pull whatever you want. I have no objection to the fact that Lan turns yellow - I will leave after completing your work."
The next person who wanted to summon Mushima... But in front of this old immortal, let's forget it.
"...Hey, don't always destroy the old man's dream, okay?" The Turtle Fairy glanced at Li Wei, looking like a deep hatred: "I have no other hobbies in this life. Should you let me go?"
"I will do anything else, but you want to peep at my woman, so it's impossible." Li Wei didn't let go of Xiaolin and Turtle Fairy: "To be honest, I really don't plan to come to this Yin Island. The industry insiders' evaluation of this is that a turtle stays behind, and a bald head is everywhere - don't go too far, okay?"
"Hey! Don't go too far! I'm your master at least!"
"...Who admitted it? It's easy for three years to deal with artificial humans, so everyone will finish playing together."
"...Are you threatening me?" The Turtle Fairy took off her black sunglasses seriously, and the master's demeanor was leisurely.
"You also call me me?" Li Wei seriously pulled out ea, and was erected.
"……I was wrong."
The Turtle Fairy has always been a bachelor.
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"Bazet, isn't it possible to use the Dance Skill!"
"Saber, you are. It's a foul if you can walk on the water."
Two bikini beauties were fighting each other in the waves, and they were causing trouble to the nearby shrimp soldiers and crab generals.
On the other side.
"I really want to go to the bathroom!"
"Go, go over there and settle it, don't leave my sight."
"It's been so long, can't you trust me?"
"I haven't believed you if you beat me, don't bother me."
On Xiao Island, SBAER and Bazet rolled up the surging sea water, and Li Wei pulled two unlucky guys to understand what [Guibo Qigong] is.
The days passed day by day, and three years were still long.
Three days passed in a blink of an eye.
"boom!"
Disliked the turtle 100% of the sky, and the sea of more than ten meters high was finally practiced by Li Wei's turtle wave qigong!
The fourth person summoned the servant to unlock it.
"Idiot! I taught my disciples, will I drown my master? Don't 1uan Turtle Wave Qigong on the sea! The tsunami is coming!!!"
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First update...
Chapter completed!