Ahh, after thinking for a long time, I uploaded it. Although it is a self-entertainment work, we can’t guarantee the update, but it would be great if someone could like it.

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Zhang Taiping was thinking.

Zhang Taiping was thinking as soon as he woke up.

Zhang Taiping has been thinking after traveling through time.

It was a sunny morning, and Zhang Taiping was bullied. When he woke up, he found himself in a medical cabin that was only available in a science fiction movie.

"What situation? Did the Earth's black technology explode during my coma?"

Just as he was thinking about it, two water-generating creatures outside the medical cabin were dancing. Before Zhang Taiping could react, two water-generating creatures suspected of aliens threw him off the spacecraft and turned into a yellow light and went straight to the west to obtain scriptures.

So Zhang Taiping continued to think.

"It seems... I was rescued by an alien? Am I dreaming? Then again, I feel that my perspective has become much lower, and my hands and feet are not very flexible. The alien's technology is not so swollen."

Just as Zhang Taiping was thinking while chewing his mouth, a blonde beauty rushed over on her bicycle, picked him up and put it into the bicycle basket.

...

Zhang Taiping looked at his hands and feet calmly, and continued to chew his mouth and think.

"It seems... something is wrong, let me think twice... First, I went to buy breakfast, then, I was bullied, and then, I was rescued by two seafood ets. Finally, I seemed to probably be a baby... Humph, if you rule out all the impossible, then there is only one truth... Who will tell me what this is going on? So the soul is fading!"

"Be careful! Truck!"

Just as Zhang Taiping was thinking (?), a fat and short slap suddenly shouted not far away.

"Ri? I can understand the words of Mao? Although I usually watch new episodes, my vocabulary is so rich..."

A truck roared next to it.

"Are you bullying Shima again? The car model has been upgraded... Could it be that my character setting is definitely hit by a car? Is it true that I am going to be hit by a car? I am so rude! Now, labor and capital are going to be against the will of heaven!"

It seems that some power emerges from the body...

"This feeling! It's...Chaya! Now I am above Amro!!!"

So the bicycle flew up.

"Sure enough...is it et..." (Note 1)

After getting out of danger, Zhang Taiping continued to think.

When he was thinking, he was taken home by the blonde beauty and fat shortsou, and saw a pair of twins with tentacles on their heads and wings on their backs. They could eat anything. One was extremely powerful and could take off his head and play with it. It was suspected to be... OK, he was definitely a robot girl, and he was still called Taiping, but he was just a roll of Taiping.

"There is peace, then the roll is smooth... and the roll is green... and the roll is green... and the most important thing is... the roll is Alare! It seems that I have traveled through time and no more. It turns out that I have traveled to the world of Alare, hahaha... Don't play like this! I have worn everything these days, but no one wears Alare, and the soul is light! This weird comic... has a wool plot! The advantage of time travelers is useless here! I am making hair when I walk over! This guy is not Alare, this guy is definitely not Alare, this guy is definitely not Alare..."

Time travelers who cannot think can escape from reality.

...

Time passed day by day, and Taiping Jun grew older and bigger...

Finally... Taipingjun...

One month old!

...

"Let me die! Let me die! Let me die!"

Zhang Taiping rolled around the ground as always.

"Every day I just watch Zejuan Qianping play idiots, Zejuan Midori play idiots, Alari play idiots, and look... I should say that I am worthy of being the Penguin Village!

The tired Zhang Taiping chewed the nai mouth hard.

"Others traveling through time, either the crystal palace is open, the heaven palace is making a big fuss, or the Qing palace is in chaos... For Mao and labor, they have to travel over to practice the brain-dead magic skills!"

"It won't work like this!" Zhang Taiping excitedly, stood up straight and clenched his fists and bit his mouth tightly, "If you continue like this, you will definitely be crazy! I will leave this brainless village of Kapa!"

So the great time traveler Juan Taiping began to plan his escape plan.

"Well... I clean my memory, it's okay for ordinary people to say, but the problem is that there are a bunch of non-humans in this village... Then... clones!"

Do it when you think about it. In this messy comic with the setting, the only benefit is that all the gods and horses are Li Ning!

Taiping Jun first found a mountain without self-awareness, which was a very difficult thing. Zhang Taiping almost ran the earth all over. (Note 2) Then he hollowed out the mountain and built a laboratory inside. During this process, the Earth Jun was broken by Alare 11 times and 3 times by the baby, so he had to divide the space where the laboratory was located. He took his own DNA and after successfully cloning a scroll Taiping, he finally encountered a big problem - no soul.

"If I remember correctly, there should be hell here... The question is how to get in? Soul is calm!" Zhang Taiping rolled in the cradle while struggling.

"Why is it so noisy outside?"

"Bang!!"

Juan Mizuko rushed open the door angrily, rushed in with a big bag, picked up Zhang Taiping and walked out the door. Juan Qianping followed behind and cried incoherently.

"I want to divorce you!" After shouting, Juan Mizuko took Zhang Taiping on a fighter plane and left.

"Where did this fighter come from?" Zhang Taiping shook his head, threw this problem aside, and continued to worry about how to get the soul.

Then Juan Qianping drove the plane and chased after him.

Then the roll of Qianping was knocked down by the roll of green.

...

"This plot... seems to have some impression of it." Zhang Taiping tilted his head and thought for a while, "Forget it, no matter how he... what should labor and capital do to go to hell? Soul is calm!"

...

The plane landed in a certain city because it needed to refuel.

"Taiping, stay here obediently, mom will buy you some food." Juan Luzi touched Zhang Taiping's head and got off the plane.

After a while, she rushed up with the book again, "We'll go home with peace and peace!"

"State of the God of Horse?" Zhang Taiping glanced at the magazine that was thrown aside, twitched the corner of his mouth, "Young jump... What expression should I use to complain at this time..."

He picked up "Youth jump" and flipped it out, "Oh! So that's the case... Wait! Then I just missed the opportunity, so I was so calm!" Taiping threw the magazine aside and rolled in pain in the cockpit.

When he returned to Penguin Village, Juan Qianping had been resurrected by Alare...

"Cause!" Zhang Taiping hugged the pillow and rolled around in the cradle, "By the way! Isn't there any time machine?"

Zhang Taiping "biu" transferred the clone Taiping over and let him fall asleep. (Although he has no soul, his physiological function is still there.) Then he built a time machine, "tsk tsk, why is our superpower lv9?" Then he took the time machine and returned to the time when Zejuan Qianping was killed by coconut.

At this time, Alare was asking the two vampires and werewolf who played the guest appearance of the ox-headed and horse-faced vampire and werewolf to see King Yama together. Zhang Taiping (invisible state) quickly followed, and then took advantage of the chaos created by Alare to successfully steal a blank soul.

Zhang Taiping's laboratory.

"Well, the debugging is completed." Zhang Taiping pressed the switch, "The integration begins!"

...

Half an hour later, Cron Taiping in the training cabin finally opened his eyes and began to wave his arms randomly.

"It seems that the fusion has been successful, and the next step is to enter the memory." Zhang Taiping pressed the keyboard a few times and then coroned the clone Taiping. "By the way, am I suppose I am self-abuse..."

...

"Finally... I'm leaving..." Two weeks later, Zhang Taiping finally confirmed that there were no sequelae of cloning Taiping.

Throw Cron Taiping into the cradle and let him fall asleep.

"Well, before going to the lab to study how to wear it, first visit this world."

After giving himself an invisible buff, Zhang Taiping thought about where to go for a trip, while floating out of the house. As soon as he came out, he found that in the yard of "his own", a boy with a strange hairstyle, a stick on his back and a monkey tail on his butt was in a hurry, "Oh no! Oops! The dragon ball radar is on him!"

"Ahhaha...ahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! It turns out that it's not Alalai...it's Dragon Ball, let me tie it!"

Time travelers will be able to think about it again...

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Note 1: Flying Dutch (wrong), Flying Bicycle is a classic shot in the movie et. There is also this plot in Alari's comics, and the one who complained about et was a passerby. Speaking of which, when we were reading the comics, we didn't know how to pinch him.

Note 2: Anyone who has read the comics knows that in the world of Alare, mountains, suns, trees, and self-conscious "creatures" who can complain about being cute.

ps: Finally, I know that Tuanzi likes to use notes for Mao, so decisiveness is a good way to make up the number of words!

ps2: There are actually three thousand words to limit this kind of thing in the first chapter... Is this what I mean by teaching people to be Xiang San (Thousand Party)?
Chapter completed!