Chapter 164 Chainsaw Queen

"Very good taste." Ouyang Muxue raised her eyebrows slightly and looked straight at Qin Tian.

"Haha, how can I compare with you." Qin Tian didn't want to discuss this issue too much and shook his head gently.

Seeing that Qin Tian was not very interested in this topic, Ouyang Muxue quickly changed the topic.

"By the way, do you want to hear a joke?"

"Anyway, I have nothing to do, let's talk about it." Qin Tian said while holding coffee.

"A patient went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor pressed his hands on the patient's belly, and then asked the patient how he felt. The patient replied, someone is pressing my belly..." Ouyang Muxue does have a talent for telling jokes.

, although Qin Tian has heard this joke, but it still has a different flavor when listening to the other party at this time.

"Haha, how about I touch your belly with my hands too?" Qin Tian said jokingly.

"I hate it, how can you be so bad? I'm not sick." Ouyang Muxue said deliberately, which made Qin Tian look around with a guilty conscience.

The people around them turned their heads curiously and saw Qin Tian and Ouyang Muxue sitting together. They seemed to be lovers, so they paid no attention to them.

"How can you not be sick?" Qin Tian solemnly whispered in the other person's ear: "When you come here every month, are you sweating all over, feeling weak, feeling irritable, and want to sleep but can't?"

"You, you, how did you know?!" Ouyang Muxue looked at Qin Tian in surprise and said.

This has always been my secret. Even my best friends in college didn't know about it. I didn't expect that this guy actually knew it. Did he follow me? This is impossible. Even if he followed me, he wouldn't know this secret.

, unless he has special powers!

But Ouyang Muxue was frightened by the idea in his mind. Is there really such a thing as a special power in this world? Ouyang Muxue shook his head slightly. This is impossible. Even if Qin Tian has special powers, it is impossible for him to be like this.

Coincidentally, he must have the special ability to sense each other's secrets.

"Don't think too much, things are not as complicated as you think." Qin Tian looked at the other party with some surprise in his eyes, and shook his head helplessly.

"Then how did you know?" Ouyang Muxue stared at Qin Tian closely, as if she wanted to read Qin Tian's inner thoughts.

"It's very simple. A person's facial features, Qi, skin, and complexion. All these changes can show the person's health status." Qin Tian explained: "A person's complexion is related to his mood. If the complexion is not good,

, it means that this person must have something bad on his mind, and vice versa. Of course, the expression of complexion is actually closely related to a person’s internal organs and organs. In the eyes of ordinary people, how do people’s organs harmonize with each other?

Mood has something to do with it? Isn’t this a bit exaggerated? The answer is: No!”

Qin Tian took the coffee, took a sip gently, put down the cup, and then continued in an unhurried voice:

"We in China have many treasures. No matter how we observe or explain them from any angle, it all makes sense. Take physiognomy as an example. In fact, physiognomy is not that mysterious. We also need to judge people based on their changes.

Trends. Those who speak firmly and boldly draw conclusions and threaten to criticize this or that person for the rest of their lives are just arrogant gossips."

Looking at Ouyang Muxue's serious expression, Qin Tian then said:

"Physiognomy usually involves observing a person's face, changes in facial features, yin and yang energy and the five elements, and then making judgments based on the fortune teller's life experience."

Seeing that the other party's eyes were confused, Qin Tian shook his head slightly.

"The palms of your hands are sweaty, your body is weak, your complexion is pale, the bags under your eyes are dark, and you have trouble concentrating. From this, you can tell that this person must have kidney deficiency!" Qin Tian then said, "Your face is not rosy, but pale, and your speech is slightly soft.

Breathing is obviously a symptom of fatigue, the concentration is not very good, sweating on the forehead, either a stomachache or a headache. Based on the above symptoms, it is not difficult to guess that you happen to be here these days, or you have come two or three times in advance.

God, please tell me if what I said is correct?"

If Ouyang Muxue was suspicious just now, now she is almost certain that Qin Tian definitely relied on his medical skills to make the diagnosis. But don't doctors always need to take pulses to know the patient's condition? But from the beginning, she

In the end, we never had such close contact with each other, so where did the idea of ​​touching his pulse come from?

"How did you know?" Ouyang Muxue asked with some disbelief.

"I guessed." Qin Tian shook his head slightly.

I'm just kidding, I can't say it myself, but I can actually feel it. I'm awesome, man. I can diagnose a patient's condition without taking a pulse. Wouldn't it be too shocking to tell it?

"I don't believe the nonsense you said." Ouyang Muxue curled her lips and said.

"Believe it or not, it's there. If you don't go, you won't come back." Qin Tian finally showed off his art, but unexpectedly received a blank look from the beautiful woman.

"Since you don't believe it, then there is nothing I can do." Qin Tian shrugged helplessly and said.

"You are a doctor, you should know how to solve it, right?" Ouyang Muxue showed a charming smile, looked at Qin Tian sweetly and asked, leaning forward slightly, the fullness of his chest rubbed Qin Tian's arms.

Come on, this woman is so crazy. She simply doesn’t treat herself as a man. No, if the tiger doesn’t show off its power, do you think I’m a sick cat?

Qin Tian smelled the other person's delicious body fragrance between his nose, and stared at the other person's breasts with narrowed eyes, the firm and full breasts, and the other person's sexy lips...

"Of course I know." Qin Tian said with a curve at the corner of his mouth.

"How to solve it?" Ouyang Muxue couldn't help but secretly rejoice when she heard this.

"First soak in warm water, then wash your hands clean, and lie quietly on the bed. I'll go there at 12 midnight. Your disease can basically be cured." Qin Tian said frivolously, Ouyang Muxue's expression was slightly startled, and she tensed up.

Then he realized that the bastard Emotion had already seen what he was thinking.

"Bad guy! Bastard! Damn Qin Tian! I will definitely not let you have an easy time if I find a chance!" Ouyang Muxue thought fiercely in her heart.

Of course Qin Tian didn't know that Ouyang Muxue had already scolded him severely, so he was still having sex in his heart, amusing himself and falling into his own world.

"Okay." A bright look flashed in Ouyang Muxue's eyes, and a faint voice came from his mouth: "I will put a chainsaw under the pillow!"

"..."
Chapter completed!