Chapter 170: Liu Big Stick is Thinking of Spring
After seeing Zhang Linqi who was so energetic, Fang Jianping said with some angrily: "General, you are busy every day. [】You are also keen on beauty! But you don't care about your subordinates. Do you know that your personal guard commander Liu Dabangcui is not going well in this regard!"
"Oh who did he join?" Zhang Linqi's expression moved when he heard Fang Jianping say this. To be honest, since he returned from Shandong, Liu Dabangchui has recovered from the General's Mansion. Zhang Linqi has never cared about this issue except for him a few times. Unexpectedly, Liu Dabangchui is like a big and thick person, and he also misses women! He just doesn't know who he is? After all, although there are not too many maids in the General's Mansion, there are more than a dozen people! There are many outstanding figures!
"Hehe, it's Xiaohong, the inner butler! Xiaohong is smart and capable, and it's normal for Liu Dabangchui to hit a wall in front of her!" Fang Jianping said with a little laugh. Generally, people with a little low IQ are easy to attract sympathy, and this is what Fang Jianping is!
"Oh, so that's it." Zhang Linqi nodded after hearing this. Xiaohong was a capable girl brought by Zhang Qingci. It turned out to be the first-class maid in the Shangshu Mansion. Anyway, it was a foregone conclusion that Zhang Qingci married into the General's Mansion in the future, so Zhang Qingci sent Xiaohong to manage housework first. Xiaohong not only looked handsome, but also had a good family management attitude. She managed the inner house of the General's Mansion in an orderly manner. So now she is the inner housekeeper of the General's Mansion. Her power position is not low. It is indeed difficult for Liu Dabangcui to chase her!
"I'll find some time to talk to Liu Dabangchui." Zhang Linqi nodded with a smile. He estimated that Liu Dabangchui was not very good in terms of IQ, and he was not very good at emotional intelligence! But since Liu Dabangchui was already in love, as his master, he couldn't stand by and watch. Zhang Linqi decided to talk to him and teach him a few tricks. Although Zhang Linqi himself is average in this regard, he is not satisfied with one bottle or half bottle, but after all, he has been from later generations. He has never eaten pork and has always seen pig run. Just find a few tips for picking up girls in later generations, which is enough for Liu Dabangchui to enjoy...
Next, it was time to eat. When it comes to dining, Zhang Linqi remembered that the day before yesterday, a few ordinary people who were benefiting from the locusts, brought five eels as thick as arms.
Eels, also known as eels, are a good thing. And now it is early summer, eating eels can prevent bitter summer. Zhang Linqi has always liked to eat them very much. However, there is a problem. Fang Jianping, who is not afraid of heaven or earth, dare not eat eels!
I was scared when I saw it, and it was still smooth...
"Well, Jianping, I'm not busy today. Let's have dinner together later." Zhang Linqi said this, but then ordered the old mother standing next to him to make the eels. Of course, she had to change the patterns, otherwise, Fang Jianping would not dare to eat them.
"Yeah, okay." Fang Jianping nodded and smiled when he heard this, and a smile appeared on his beautiful face. When Zhang Linqi saw it, he was secretly happy. Now you laugh, wait until you lie to you to eat eels. I wonder if you can still laugh!
The kitchen of the General's Mansion is amazing. In a short while, the sumptuous dinner was ready. There were eight dishes and one soup in total. This was a bit extravagant for the two. However, Zhang Linqi didn't care. He was unwilling to learn from Zhuge Liang and died of sluggishness.
One of its main dishes is eels and pigeons. Of course, after careful cooking, the eels are no longer in the slightest appearance. This dish also has a good name, called Youlong and Playing Phoenix. Compared with some black-hearted restaurants in later generations, a pot of fried radish is called the Gathering of Heroes, and a pot of vegetarian mung bean sprouts are called the Golden Silk Jade Belt. The name of the dish is quite appropriate.
"Hey, what kind of meat is this? Why have I never made it in the kitchen? It tastes very fragrant!" Fang Jianping said in surprise. She naturally knew the pigeon, but she didn't know the other piece of peeled square meat. What raw materials was.
"Haha" Zhang Linqi picked up a piece of eel and handed it to Fang Jianping and said, "Try it, this is a good thing. As for what kind of meat is this? Let me tell you, this is a kind of fish meat, and this kind of fish is called a long fish." Zhang Linqi said seriously.
Changyu is the name of eel in Zhang Linqi's hometown. Now, it is not a deception.
"Oh, is that?" Fang Jianping said skeptically. To be honest, she felt that Zhang Linqi was smiling a little thief, but Fang Jianping still couldn't help but eat it because the piece of meat that Zhang Linqi handed over was really delicious...
"Wow, it's really delicious." Fang Jianping tasted it and said with a smile. Then, before Zhang Linqi could take action, he had already reached his chopsticks towards the pieces of square meat.
"Well, eat more if you taste good," Zhang Linqi said hypocritically. At the same time, he laughed secretly, "Haha, how about it not delicious? This is eel! Japanese people all praise it in poetry! Thinking about the famous Wang Gu meeting in later generations, one of the ten dishes that they ate during the ten dishes were fried eel slices!
As she ate, she accidentally showed her legs. It turned out that Zhang Linqi was urging her to make a piece of eel meat not peeled clean. When Fang Jianping saw it, she felt a little scared! Zhang Linqi smiled terrified, Fang Jianping felt something was wrong!
"Then you honestly explain, what kind of flesh is this? Why am I afraid?" Fang Jianping said coquettishly.
"This is a long fish," Zhang Linqi said without changing his expression. "Of course, there is another name, called eel and eel."
"Ah" Fang Jianping was so powerful that he glared at Zhang Linqi: "Okay, Zhang Linqi, you dare to tease people! You know I don't eat eels..." As he said that, Fang Jianping wanted to throw away a piece of eel meat that was still held on the chopsticks. But when he thought about the delicious food just now, he was a little reluctant. Thinking about it, he had eaten it, so what else was missing...
However, Fang Jianping was still a little unwilling to give up and glared at Zhang Linqi and said, "Say, why do you want to lie to me to eat eels?" "Well, it's me that I was wrong, because I saw you have been bitter summer these days, and eels are very good for people in bitter summer, so I lied to you to eat..."
Zhang Linqi honestly reviewed. At the same time, he laughed secretly, "Isn't it just eating an eel? What a big deal! Just a few nights ago, why didn't you think the "eel" under my crotch taste bad? Isn't it also eating with relish...
Seeing that Zhang Linqi was sincere and his starting point was good, he was a good thing to do bad things. Uh, it was not a bad thing strictly speaking. He was afraid before, but now he really tasted great after eating it! So Fang Jianping spared him for now.
"Is there any eels that were not made in the kitchen?" Fang Jianping continued to eat while throwing the jar, and asked with a stern look.
"There are three more" Zhang Linqi said honestly. After all, each eel with a thickness of an arm weighs a pound, so how can you finish a meal?
"Then don't keep it anymore. I feel that the strange tomorrow will be burned together!" Fang Jianping said seriously...
In the end, this way, the dinner ended with Zhang Linqi's great victory.
That night, when Zhang Linqi was looking at Liu Dabangchui on a routine basis, he stayed for half an hour. As for what the two said, outsiders didn't know. But when Zhang Linqi left, Liu Dabangchui lay on the bed and smiled foolishly, muttering: "So that's it. It's not easier to pick up girls in love than fighting with the Tartars!"
Liu Dabangcui's feelings these days are very wonderful, it is painful and happy. The former is because when he passed by Shandong, the thrilling night brought him all over his body. According to the doctor's statistics, Liu Dabangcui was injured in a total of 18 parts. Moreover, these traumas are really a bit severe, so that the feeling the body brings him over the past few days makes him want to die!
But the latter is that these days, a beautiful young woman comes to change his dressings every day. After changing the dressings, the woman leaves immediately, but she has to ask a few questions: "Do you feel better today?"
“Where is not comfortable”
"What do you want to eat in the kitchen?" And when he spoke, he always smiled and was very kind! Liu Dabangchui misunderstood. Then he secretly asked and found out that the girl was named Xiaohong, the inner steward in the general's mansion. She was seventeen years old and had not yet married. Liu Dabangchui's mind became lively! She came to change the dressings every day, and asked me about her well-being. Is it interesting to me?
Actually, it’s a pity that Zhang Qingci was inspired by Liu Dabangchui’s self-sacrifice to protect her, so that she would not become a widow. She specifically instructed Xiaohong to take good care of Liu Dabangchui, so Xiaohong was completely on orders. She had no relationship with Liu Dabangchui!
Xiaohong is seventeen years old, and she is young and beautiful, and she is also at the age of finding a husband. However, although Xiaohong comes from an ordinary family, she has been a rich family like Zhang Bing since she was a child, and now she works in the general's house. With different insights, her vision is naturally high.
Although she didn't think she could become Zhang Linqi's pillow, ordinary people naturally didn't. This ordinary person also included Liu Dabangchui. At first, Liu Dabangchui had a big head and a thick neck, and looked like a bastard. He was not as popular as some young faces.
Secondly, Xiaohong didn't know Liu Dabangchui's true identity. He didn't know that he was Zhang Linqi's guard commander, or he just thought he was an ordinary guard. It's no wonder that ordinary people will always have a little majestic after becoming leaders of all sizes, or a temperament called Guanwei.
Chapter completed!