Because Liu Dabangchui is very slow in this regard. 【】Pao Fang Jianping had heard of an interesting story about Liu Dabangchui before. Just a year ago, before Liu Dabangchui joined the town, he had a fellow villager who was cute and cute, and he was extremely tall and had a very tall figure. He knew that he had never been to a fireworks place, so he joked that he would go to a brothel to play.

He also boasted that it was so good that it was a paradise for men! Liu Dabangchui naturally refused it at once. However, the reason for his rejection was cute. Others were morally restrained or felt sorry for money, but Liu Dabangchui was so good that he said something that made people feel uncomfortable and couldn't get used to sleeping with strangers!

This shows how dull Liu Dabangcui is in this regard, but now he suddenly awakens and knows how to pick up girls, which really surprised Fang Jianping.

Then Fang Jianping's reaction was to laugh. Liu Dabangchui occasionally made a move but he hit a wall, and he still had no experience! However, Fang Jianping's method was the same as Zhang Qingci. Liu Dabangchui was really suitable for Xiaohong. If Fang Jianping went to fight, he would not frown. But if she asked her to pull the matchmaker, it would be her fatal point. However, Fang Jianping herself was not good at this, but it would not be difficult for her.

Isn’t there a big man in the family who claims to be unable to do it? Of course, this kind of thing was left to him! The more Fang Jianping thought about it, the more proud he became, and he felt that both public and private matters were right. Yu Gong, Liu Dabangcui was the commander of Lin Qi’s personal guards, and his marriage should be in charge. For private matters, these two people can freely enter and exit the General’s Mansion, which is also considered the housework of the General’s Mansion. Zhang Linqi should be in charge of it...

So, Fang Jianping told Zhang Linqi about this incident again, which led to the above scene...

On the next day, Liu Dabangchui, who was originally nervous, was worried that Xiaohong would come again! If a stranger changed to him and refused to come to see him, it would be a disaster. Fortunately, by noon, Xiaohong came as scheduled. Although his face was slightly stern (Xiaohong's anger had almost disappeared, but Xiaohong knew that he could not give him a good face from the beginning. Otherwise, she would be too worthless.) However, it had already made Liu Dabangchui overjoyed.

If you want to say that Liu Dabangchui has also made every effort to pursue his own happiness! Zhang Linqi also taught him a few tricks of secrets to pick up girls, so Liu Dabangchui learned and started to attack Xiaohong. Liu Dabangchui's first trick was to tell jokes!

This is also a matter of particularity. Generally, Xiaohong takes one stick of incense to change the medicine for Liu Dabangchui, which is not long or short. If it is normal, Liu Dabangchui just lies down nervously and motionlessly, or at most secretly glances! There is no language communication.

But naturally it is no longer possible now. How can you enhance your feelings by just sitting like this? Instead, you need to cultivate it first. How to cultivate it? It is to make her laugh! This is also what Zhang Linqi taught him. If you can often make the person you like laugh, she will feel happy, you will also like you, and you will feel close. In this way, you will have the possibility of further development after a long time! This is also the method that Zhang Linqi came into the future. Although the times are different now, the way to pursue women is still the same. After all, the era can change, and women are still women...

I have to say that the power of love is amazing. Liu Dabangcui, whose martial arts value is 100 times that of intelligence value, also began to use strategies. So Liu Dabangcui began to tell jokes to Xiaohong. "Miss Xiaohong, let me tell you a joke."

Liu Dabangcui said with courage.

"Okay, I love to hear jokes the most!" Xiaohong said with a smile. The movement of changing the dressing on his hands became even slower, so it would be better to extend the time.

When Liu Dabangchui heard Xiaohong say this, he immediately became energetic. Well, the start is good. Next, you have to grasp it well. Liu Dabangchui secretly warned himself! If you want to say that Liu Dabangchui has really prepared carefully to pick up girls. However, he was afraid that his memory would be poor, and too much preparation would be easily confused. So he prepared three jokes in total. Will they be successful?

The first time in anything is a nervous mind, and Liu Dabangchui was no exception. "Tell me..." Liu Dabangchui began to stutter jokes. If you want to say that Liu Dabangchui's performance is still bad enough. Xiaohong was already smiling, but Liu Dabangchui was still nervous and spoke a little stuttering. Fortunately, his only listener was very patient, just like his usual performance. This allowed Liu Dabangchui to finish the first joke smoothly. At the same time, it also made Liu Dabangchui secretly excited. He was really a gentle, considerate and understanding girl!

I have to say that Liu Dabanchui is really a simple and good man. If it were in later generations, I believe that many men will add a sentence in their hearts when they encounter this situation again, since the other party is understanding, then I must act well and understand others, so that they can live up to their other party!

The first joke that Liu Dabangcui said was that he was trembling. He was talking about a master in a certain place who was squandering and did not understand the world. One day in winter, he saw a beggar with thin clothes, and asked the servants around and left and right, "Why does his body always tremble?" The servant replied, "He trembled only when he was cold."

The master asked again: "Will you be cold if you shake?" He covered his mouth and smiled secretly. This joke is indeed a bit ridiculous, just like that famous idiot. He heard that the hungry people under his control were gnawing on tree bark, and he was wondering why they didn't eat meat minced!

"Miss Little Red, is it funny?" Liu Dabangchui asked nervously after he finished speaking.

"It's funny, it's really funny." Xiaohong nodded repeatedly and showed a very charming smile! And it's from the heart! She originally wanted to laugh exaggeratedly, but she would forget it because doing so would reveal her teeth, which was very unlady!

As for the joke itself, it was just ordinary. But Xiaohong still wanted to laugh because she found that the person who told the joke was shaking like the beggar in the joke! The beggar in the joke was trembling because of the cold, so what about the person who told the joke?

Thinking of this, Xiaohong couldn't help but give Liu Dabangchui a deep look. He was really a simple good man! Such a man is most easily controlled after marriage! At this time, Xiaohong remembered what his previous mistress Zhang Qingci said, Liu Dabangchui was a good man...

Thinking of Xiaohong's eyes when Liu Dabangchui was still there, he felt that he was much more pleasing to the eye. Even the black face that was usually compared to charcoal, Xiaohong felt that he was much more pleasing to the eye. Well, if there was such a man with him, you wouldn't have to be afraid of ghosts when you went out in the middle of the night!

Seeing that the judges handed over the answer sheet were very satisfied, Liu Dabangcui was immediately excited and quickly started to tell the second joke. Compared with the first joke, the quality is much higher! If the first joke is an appetizer, then this joke is a big meal!

The following is the content of this joke. A rustic farmer in the country was leading a donkey into the city. A idle city man wanted to tease the farmer when he saw it, so he said to the farmer: "Hello, have you eaten?" The farmer was surprised because he didn't know him.

But he still answered politely: "Not yet." Then the city man smiled, pointed at the donkey arrogantly and said, "I am talking to it." The farmer was very angry, turned his head and slapped the donkey twice: "You beast, you have relatives in the city, so you don't say anything in advance."

"Hahaha" After Liu Dabangchui finished speaking, Xiaohong, who tried to keep his reservedness, could no longer hold it back and laughed out loud. It was really ridiculous! However, after laughing a few times, Xiaohong had already realized her loss of composure and hurriedly covered her mouth with her white little hands. Trying to cover it up! However, it still proved the power of this joke!

But all this can't be hidden from Liu Dabangchui's wide eyes! After the joke was finished, Liu Dabangchui was nervously reacting. Now seeing Xiaohong laughing, and she was so jealous. Liu Dabangchui also smiled "hehe" and it's worth his careful preparation. The effect is gratifying!

Then Liu Dabanchui began to tell the third joke, the content of the joke was as follows. One day, Monk Gion invited a group of guests to gather. Someone asked who is most afraid of his wife. Before everyone could answer, Monk Gion said, "I am most afraid of his wife." Everyone was very surprised and Monk Gion said, "It's because they are afraid of his wife, so they dare not marry her." Everyone burst into laughter.

After Liu Dabangchui finished the joke, Xiaohong's performance was a bit complicated, her eyes were curled into a bright moon, which made her feel funny, and her cheeks also had a blush, and even some short fluff on her neck clearly reflected! She felt shy. After all, this joke was a bit provocative to her unmarried girl. She said her wife and kept marrying her...

There are some specialties when it comes to Liu Dabangchui telling this joke. In fact, the first two jokes were prepared in advance. However, the third joke has multiple candidate versions! It depends on Xiaohong's response on the scene. Generally speaking, after the first two jokes, if Xiaohong is very happy, then you can play this slightly provocative joke. If you react plainly or in average after the first two jokes, then you can only have a regular joke. Otherwise, there will be a risk of shooting yourself in the foot, and these are also taught by Zhang Linqi.
Chapter completed!