So, although Xu Wei went to work half an hour earlier than the prescribed time, he was still blocked by these yamen runners. [] These yamen runners also rushed early to vent their anger. Although Xu Wei lost power, there were opportunities in the future. But they couldn't wait!

"Oh, isn't this Master Xu Wei? Why did you come to the county yard so early today! Oh, I know, if you can't get up early, is it because another wealthy businessman came to sue, so it came early!" One of the three yamen runners immediately started to speak sarcastically.

"Let it go..." Xu Weixin was furious when he heard it, and he blurted out his words "indiscretion"! (I am used to being a master, but I can't change it for a while!) I thought to myself, Master, I came so early, don't you rush to take off the toilet? Besides, Master, I have suffered such a disaster, and I have to be bullied by villains! That's unbearable!

But Xu Wei had just said half a word, and the remaining half word was swallowed by Xu Wei again with the other party's disgusting face.

Because Xu Wei suddenly realized sadly that he could only let others be arrogant now, because he is no longer a high-ranking county magistrate, but has become a member of them, no longer much higher than their status. Even seriously, he is still the lowest among them.

Because according to the laws of the Ming Dynasty, the minor officials who poured the toilet were among the lowest among the three yamen runners. So now, it seems that they can only tolerate their presumptuousness!

Xu Wei tried hard to suppress his anger, pretended not to hear it, and quickly walked into the county government! However, the tree wanted to be quiet but the wind continued, and Xu Wei gave in, but others were not ready to give up! The yamen runner who was speaking just now had just finished speaking,

Another yamen runner immediately took over the conversation and said, "Oh, brother, you're wrong. Our master is here so early, not to have to investigate some lucrative cases. But he is going to experience life recently, so he has changed jobs and is in a hurry to take off the toilet!"

"Oh, so that's it! It turns out that you are not going to get oil and water, but you are in a hurry to pour the toilet!" The previous yamen runner nodded as if he was enlightened. But his question came soon, and he pretended to be confused and asked the yamen runner just now: "But you can't use it so urgent to pour the toilet! Could it be that there is some mystery in this yamen runner?"

"Well, there must be some." The yamen runner who spoke later had a little ink in his stomach, so he said sarcastically: "Didn't this saint say that he has his own golden house and his own Yan Ruyu! You think, such a small book can hide gold in it, and such a large toilet, how much gold should there be in it! So, I guess Mr. Xu is in such a hurry to find gold!"

"Hahahahahaha" several yamen runners around them burst into laughter.

"It's right for me to say the same thing!" The yamen runner who spoke before said, "But this gold is not easy to find! Isn't the things in the toilet also yellow? They are similar to gold. Our master must keep his eyes open and don't miss it! Don't be careless and treat the things of the grains and reincarnation as gold, and hold them in your hands and refuse to put them!"

"Hahahahahaha" The yamen runners around him burst into a terrifying laughter. Anyway, they had the opportunity today, so they started to scan Xu Wei as much as they could. Moreover, these yamen runners have been working in the public hall for quite a while, and they have been practicing eloquent and eloquent. They were all practiced by the people who used to drive the brush and fight. Now they are also very comfortable to use Xu Wei to drive it.

Although Xu Wei walked very fast, the two yamen runners spoke loudly, and he heard these words without missing a word.

Xu Wei was so angry that his face turned green. He thought to himself, Master, I was so bullied by these villains just now. It really fits the saying, "The tiger falls into the sun and is bullied by dogs, and the dragon travels in the shallows and is caught in a shrimp show! Humph, you wait, as long as Master, I make a comeback one day, I will have your good fruits to eat!

But Xu Wei thought about this, but he didn't dare to let go of a fart in his mouth. He knew that the other party was in a big way and could not afford to offend him. The only thing he could do was to speed up his pace and leave early.

But those yamen runners just wanted to tell him. Isn’t it fun to leave the protagonist? Is it much inferior? Seeing Xu Wei want to leave, the yamen runner who spoke before immediately called him.

"Hey, my surname is Xu, you fucking stop." Xu Wei didn't react at first, thinking that he was calling someone else, but he was still bowing his head and leaving.

", I'm still pretending to be a virtuous person today! Old Liu, teach him how to be a human being!" The yamen runner who spoke before said to the yamen runner who spoke later.

"Okay" The man named Lao Liu immediately responded quickly. Then he went to the direction of Xu Wei's walking, and threw the Fenghuo stick in his hand out. He threw it at Xu Wei's feet without bias! If you want to say that Lao Liu is good at this skill, he usually practices his accurate head by fighting dogs and other things when he goes to the countryside. Now he uses Xu Wei as a dog to beat him, so there is naturally no problem with accurate head.

"Ouch" Xu Wei was in trouble this time. There was a barrier under his feet, and he was not prepared at all. So a dog chewed shit! When he got up again, his eyes were blue and his nose was swollen! There were two small peach blossoms on Jianzhi's face (both nostrils were bleeding!)

"Okay, Lao Liu, the skills are really good!" But the previous yamen runner raised his thumb at Lao Liu.

"Haha, it's just right. If you treat him as the county magistrate, then that's not the right way. We'll beat him as a dog! It's still a stray dog ​​abandoned by the owner!" The yamen runner named Liu said lightly.

"Okay, that's right!" Several yamen runners around laughed again. Xu Wei had already stopped at this time. His body was just shaking! Xu Wei was very miserable at this time. He had just fallen, his eyes were blue and swollen, and his face was full of peach blossoms, which was hurt. Now, listening to these ill words, every word was heartbroken, and he was sad.

Together, it hurts both the body and the body. It is extremely miserable! But after listening to their jokes, they dare not speak back, so they can only hold back and listen!

But even so, those yamen runners are not going to let him go.

"Sir Xu, come here." The yamen runner who had spoken before was calling again. This time Xu Wei became honest and did not dare to run away. He could only come back honestly!

Many yamen runners looked at Xu Wei's new look with blue eyes and swollen nose, and they were all happy first. They were worthy of being a master, and after falling, they fell well, as if they had a paint shop on their faces!

The blue one is green, the white one is white (in the past, I worked in the yamen and couldn't get sunny, so I naturally had a fair face.) The red one is red (those two beautiful peach blossoms.)

"I said to Master Xu, why do you run so fast? Could it be that you are unwilling to be with us?" The yamen runner spoke again.

"No, isn't you going to work in a hurry?" Xu Wei replied quickly. Although the hatred in his heart was as far as the borderline, he cursed these yamen runners for the eighteen generations! But he could only answer honestly and dared not blow up a thorn!

"Oh, so that's it." The yamen runner nodded slowly. He agreed with his statement! But then he began to make things difficult for Xu Wei again, and his voice suddenly became much louder: "But why did I hear you say the word "release" just now? Look at what you mean is to say that we guys are arrogant?"

Although Xu Wei didn't say that, he was still guessed by the yamen runner. After all, he has been together for a long time. After more than two years, Xu Wei knew what to do when he sticks out his butt!

"No, no" Xu Wei was shocked and didn't bother to wipe the two peach blossoms on his face, which were growing bigger and bigger. He quickly denied: "It's definitely not the meaning, it's definitely not the meaning!"

"Then you say, what do you want to say! What do you mean!" the yamen runner said unyieldingly.

"I, I'm talking about fart."

"Uh" The yamen runner immediately stood up when he heard this. At the same time, he looked at Xu Wei in surprise and thought to himself that this was a pug. When he saw Shangguan, he would not treat himself as a pug. Is he not an official now and his temperament has changed? But in theory, no, how can a dog change his stool?

This yamen runner was indeed right. Dogs can't change their shit! Xu Wei is indeed a shit-eating temperament. He just said nothing but was interrupted!

Now Xu Weiyi is not good, and immediately added: "I mean, what I say is farting!"

"Oh, this is almost the same." The yamen runner nodded with satisfaction when he heard this. At the same time, he looked at Xu Wei, thinking that he was still old-tempered, and he couldn't change his shit no matter how far he went!

"Oh, have you noticed that you have been a master? You guys, the nosebleeds from Master Xu are thick and thick, so rich! They are not as clear as us, they are so clear and slim!"

The yamen runner surnamed Liu looked at Xu Wei's face, and suddenly screamed as if he had discovered a new world! Also, Xu Wei had grown into a fat man for many years, and the blood shed was very thick. According to today's words, it was called "three highs". High blood lipids, high blood pressure, and high fat. However, in ancient times, this was a symbol of wealth.

"Haha, what's there to envy about this?" The yamen runner snorted disdainfully: "Isn't his wealth all the money he has received from the people's money? Even the hard-earned money of your brothers is there!"

"Well, that's out today and I will make up for what I owe you in the past tomorrow." Xu Wei answered quickly.
Chapter completed!