Chapter 293: Praying Mantis Catchers Cicada and Oriole Behind
"Well, it smells fragrant, it is indeed fragrant!" King Fu didn't say anything for a while, his face changed. [] But in the end, he still spitted these words out of his mouth with great difficulty. At the same time, he lowered his face in shame.
Dare his descendants. To be honest, King Fu is already angry at this moment, this is too bullying! King Fu really wants to shout, "Soldiers can be killed, not humiliated!" But although he had this idea in his mind, he never did.
Dare to say it out!
Because he knew that the people in front of him had long no idea what the national law was, killing someone was like killing a chicken for them!
"Hahaha, my feet haven't been washed for half a month, they actually smell good." Li Zicheng couldn't help but laugh: "And this was said from a dignified prince. I'm so jokingly laughing!"
As soon as Li Zicheng said this, the people kneeling on the ground lowered their heads in shame!
"Hmph, it's a blessing that you are still the descendant of Long Zi and Long Zong, Zhu Chongba's descendant, really embarrass your ancestors!" Li Zicheng disdained to King Fu, and also spitted at his fat face! King Fu was not
A squeak, but the fat on his face kept shaking, showing his inner uneasiness.
"By the way, you said my feet are fragrant, so why don't you lick them for me? I've been angry these days, no wonder it's so powerful!" Li Zicheng suddenly smiled at King Fu. As he spoke, Li Zicheng was so big
His feet had reached the mouth of King Fu.
If you say that since Li Zicheng first started his uprising, he did not pay attention to his personal image, that is, a mountain king who occupied the mountain and became king. When his career became bigger and bigger in the later period, he had a little reputation to win the world. He began to pay attention to it when he became more and more successful in the future.
I have a personal image and have put forward many slogans that are fascinating. I have said that killing someone is like killing my parents. I rarely do things to humiliate people. However, now Li Zicheng is humiliating people like King Fu.
Psychological stress.
"I'm willing to serve the King of Breaking." King Fu hesitated for a moment, and finally said these words. Then he held Li Zicheng's smelly feet with both hands, then closed his eyes, opened his mouth, stretched out his precious tongue, and began to lick Li Zicheng at him.
feet.
Once, two times, the King of Fu licked slowly. Since he was born, his tongue had all eaten good things. Not to mention the dragon liver and phoenix marrow, they were all things like the eight treasures of water and land, but
Now, such a noble person is licking a pair of feet that have not been washed for half a month. This is the wonder of life experience.
"Well, it's not bad, it's so comfortable to lick!" Li Zicheng, who was very obedient, laughed and said, "But don't just lick the face of your feet, you should lick it in the cracks of your toes! You must be fully equipped!"
"Yes" King Fu responded simultaneously, and then he turned away Li Zicheng's toes and began to lick them deeper! In this scene, the juniors of King Fu trembled one by one, but none of them were shaking, but there was no one.
People dare to speak...
After a stick of incense, King Fu finally finished licking.
"How is that smell?" Li Zicheng asked with squinted eyes comfortably.
"Not losing to the dragon liver and phoenix marrow," Fu Wang said in a low voice. Anyway, he is shameless now. His only hope now is that as long as he can make Li Zicheng happy, it is enough to let him live.
"Uhhh..." But King Fu said this, but his physical reaction was to betray her very faithfully. He couldn't help but vomit.
"Hahahahaha" With this scene, Li Zicheng and the generals beside him all burst into laughter.
After laughing, Li Zicheng kicked Fu Wang with his foot and said, "Tell me the order and kill all these people."
"What" King Fu, who was still kneeling on the ground, was stunned at the time. If he had known this would be the end, it would have been better to resist at that time! It would be better than to end up being humiliated.
And those dragons and grandchildren were in chaos, because death was too far away for them, and they didn't expect that they would experience it now.
"Breaking Wang Yingming," Niu Jinxing smiled, touching his beard and saying, "Now what Breaking Wang lacks is reputation. Now, if you kill all the heavy people like King Fu, your reputation will definitely rise sharply! The heroes who come to join will
More!”
"What the military advisor said is very true," Li Zicheng laughed. In fact, Li Zicheng had thought of other solutions, such as King Fu was a rare thing, so he used him to negotiate terms with the court, and exchanged for military supplies, food and grass.
However, Li Zicheng had been dealing with the imperial court for many years and knew that this was impossible. Let’s not talk about the fact that the Ming Dynasty had never done such a thing in the three hundred years since its founding. Thinking about the Tumu Fort Incident, even the emperor was beaten by
The Tartars plundered and never talked about the matter of exchange. They just said with a tough attitude that if they want to fight, they will fight and never have a peace talk!
Not to mention that he is just a prince now. And Li Zicheng also knew that the court had a difficult life, so how could he take out the food and grass he cherished to exchange for a borer in one place? Maybe the emperor's old man was reluctant to receive this news.
He is like this! It is enough to reduce the burden on the country!
So, Li Zicheng chose the most beneficial method to kill him to increase his reputation! "Thief, I, fuck, your eight-life ancestor" has come to this point, and King Fu knew that no matter what he did, he would be unable to escape death, so he simply let go
It started, and changed the servile face just now and started to curse!
"Li Zicheng, I will be your ancestors for eight lifetimes."
"Li Zicheng, I'm going to be your 80-year-old mother"
The other dragon sons and grandsons also began to curse. Anyway, they were about to die, so it would be better to speak more happily.
"Brother Hao Yaoqi, go and block their mouths, so that they can save all their mouths!" Li Zicheng frowned in disgust.
"Okay," Hao Yaoqi agreed, then reached out and took off the smelly socks from his feet, then rolled them into a ball and stuffed them into King Fu's mouth without hesitation.
Not to mention, the effect was very good, and King Fu's voice stopped abruptly. So other generals did the same thing, taking off their stinky socks from their feet and stuffing them into the mouths of the dragon sons and grandsons. The next moment, their ears were clear!
"Kill" With Li Zicheng's order, a row of executioners raised their machetes at the same time and chopped them towards the necks of these dragon sons and grandsons. Because of the noble status of King Fu, Hao Yaoqi even took the sword himself.
"Puchi" and "Puchi" sounds endlessly. With a flash of cold light, the Fu King's lineage completely disappeared from this world! As for those Fu King's concubines, Li Zicheng would not kill them, and he was going to sell them all to
It’s also a lot of money to go to the brothel! Not to mention anything else, there must be many people who like to try something like a princess alone.
However, one of these dragon sons and grandsons was survived, that is, the Qian'an King who once despised Zhang Linqi. The reason was very simple. The person responsible for saving him was Hao Yaoqi, but at this time Hao Yaoqi was
I couldn't bear to take the knife. Because King Qian'an looked a little more female, and his whole body was extremely white and tender because he was pampered every day.
Hao Yaoqi was so moved that Hao Yaoqi had two major hobbies. One was to drink alcohol, and he could drink a large jar in one breath, which was about ten kilograms, and there was no need to go to the toilet, which was a unique one.
I just like lust and desire.
Moreover, Hao Yaoqi is a man and a woman who kills each other. In his words, it is called an unnatural road! The waterway has its own beauty, and the dry road has its own beauty. It has its own merits! If you want to say that Hao Yaoqi has played with it.
There are countless women and men, but the noble dragon son and grandson like this have never played with it. Now, the Qian'an King kneels on the ground and shivering.
With his round butt raised high, Hao Yaoqi unconsciously remembered what he always liked to do. "King of Chuang, we have an invitation that we don't submit, I don't know if it's okay to say it!" Hao Yaoqi swallowed.
But at this moment, King Qian'an just raised his head. With King Qian'an's 'shame-faced and charming' appearance, Hao Yaoqi finally did not want to take the knife, but shouted to Li Zicheng: "King Wang Chuang"
, I won’t kill this, how about keep it for me, Lao Hao to play with?"
Hao Yaoqi said this very loudly and did not avoid others at all. Anyway, his hobby was already like his bravery, and it was well-known. In his words, he didn't know what happened tomorrow.
, it is better to have fun in time.
When King Qian'an heard this, his body suddenly shivered. He was of noble origin and was very familiar with this kind of thing. In the past, he would have tried it by chance when he had a good temperament. But he didn't expect that the result is now
It actually fell on his head!
King Qian'an, Hao Yaoqi's stout figure, was a little unsure. I guess he would suffer some of it then! I just thought again that it would be worth it to be able to get a life back. In the past, he still complained about his beautiful woman.
Now I didn't expect it to be a life-saving straw.
With the envy of the few brothers around him who had not yet beheaded, King Qian'an quickly flew a charming look at Hao Yaoqi and practiced first.
This glance made Hao Yaoqi laugh again, and his heart felt even more itchy.
"This is OK." Li Zicheng replied readily after pondering for a moment. For him, killing one more and killing one less is not much different. It is worth it to use this to win over the general's thoughts.
"Thank you, King of Chuang"
When Hao Yaoqi heard this, he burst into laughter. With a wave of his hand, two personal guards had already taken King Qian'an down. At the same time, he was in a hot mood and thought that when he arrived at a safe area, he would have to eat meat in time!
On that hill, Fang Jianping was asking Zhang Linqi softly, "Have all those people solved?" Although Fang Jianping is also a man who is as good as a man, Fang Jianping still couldn't bear the collective beheading program like this.
Chapter completed!