Chapter 337 Defending the Capital 7
"Well, that's it." Huang Taiji pondered for a moment and said, "Don't you all carry a hot spring with you! Just use that."
"Ah uu" Obai was a rough man. He didn't understand at first, but he nodded after he understood. [】What did Huang Taiji say? It was urine. But after all, he was a self-proclaimed emperor and had to pay attention to his image, so he used hot spring instead of such rude words.
After Obai understood, he was also indifferent. After he sent the order, a strange scene appeared. All the Tartar soldiers began to take off their pants in one go, then started to discharge hot springs to soak the towels, and finally covered their mouths. The task was done!
This is the difference between Manchu and Han people. If it were replaced by Han troops, even if there was no other way, it would not do this. Instead, it would find an alternative. But Manchu people are different. Isn’t it just peeing and covering their mouths? It’s nothing!
Anyway, another title of the Tartar soldiers is the Slutty Tartars. They have not taken a bath for several months and are very sexy. Now they cover their mouths with pee, which is no big deal! Some Tartar soldiers have never tasted the smell of their own urine, and even took the opportunity to lick a few sips on the towel. Well, it’s slutty and smelly, almost the same as the urine of a wild dog!
However, there was a little episode here. Just as all the Tartar soldiers took off their pants together, thousands of sharp arrows suddenly flew out of the smoke. Moreover, these sharp arrows were not aimed at their big heads, but at their small heads!
"My mother, I'm lucky, I don't want to be a eunuch!" Seeing this scene, the Tartar soldiers were in a mess for a moment, and they picked up their pants and took the arrows to fight back. But they only had one pair of hands. The Tartar soldiers who were fighting back had just picked up the bow and arrows, and their pants slid down, revealing their black butt eggs, and they were like a black cake with too much rice bran.
More Tartar soldiers didn't care about counterattacking, but just held their pants tightly with their hands. They didn't want to be eunuchs! However, because there were too many arrows shot, dozens of life were really dead. With dozens of tragic screams, thirty eunuchs were released!
"Brothers, retreat." On the opposite side of the smoke, two thousand Ming troops were cheering loudly in this scene. They were defenders who withdrew from a county town in front. Now they will be able to atone for their sins! They will not be able to fight head-on, but it is still okay to release cold arrows like this to scare the Tartar soldiers in a cold sweat. However, after a rain of arrows, the guerrilla leader still ordered.
Because he knew very well that it was time for the Tartar soldiers to take advantage of the inconvenience of movement. When the Tartar soldiers were all carrying their pants and finding a door, it would be troublesome. Sure enough, the Tartar soldiers were almost mad and suddenly suffered such an attack. Do dozens of compatriots suddenly became eunuchs. It was unbearable! At this time, these Tartar soldiers didn't care about Huang Taiji's orders.
When they had just lifted their pants, they rushed over with murderous intent, but when they arrived at the place where the Ming army had just fired the arrow, there was nothing else except a bare land. Only a line written on the full tree could stimulate their nerves.
‘The dogs and tatars have a round trip’
"The Han people are so bad" several cows led by the head were furious, but although they were full of anger, they were venting. Everyone ran away, so who would ask for venting! So the big tree was in trouble. The person was originally holding the weight together, but it was cut by the Tartar soldiers with a big knife into two-finger-wide firewood for burning fire!
After finally passing through the poisonous smoke, Huang Taiji thought to himself that he could march non-stop! However, after walking for a while, Oboi's voice sounded outside the carriage, but the coughing sound disappeared, replaced by the full of anger contained inside.
"Your Majesty, you go, those Han people are so hateful!"
"Hey, you just can't hold back." Huang Taiji walked out of the carriage and glared at Oboi with dissatisfaction. But he also knew that Oboi would not disturb him if he encountered a particularly important thing. So Huang Taiji took a step forward.
But when Huang Taiji came to the top of the field, he couldn't help but feel angry and his face stuttered! Not only Huang Taiji, but all the Tartar soldiers who came to this scene were furious and furious! It turned out that Huang Taiji had such a scene.
On the official road, there were two piles of things, one person was more than one person tall. One pile had the bodies of hundreds of dogs, but they had no heads. The other pile was the heads of dogs, each one was neatly arranged. Moreover, the ways of dying these dogs were also various.
Some of the heads were smashed by stones, and they could see white brains.
Some dogs have big mouths and long tongues, which are obviously thrown into the river and drowned.
"Damn it. These Han people are so hateful." Huang Taiji roared loudly.
It turns out that the Tartar soldiers not only have more odor than odor, but also have many odor rules. There are many taboos in life. For example, the most important point is that the Manchus do not wear dog skin hats and eat dog meat. Just like the Egyptians will not hurt cats, the Manchus will never kill dogs.
Because according to legend, when the Khan was in trouble, the dog was grateful to save the Lord, so the Manchus regarded it as their kindness and protected and cherished it. Over time, it became a habit! And now Huang Taiji actually saw hundreds of kindness lords lying in a pool of blood and died so hard, how could he not be angry!
However, Huang Taiji is worthy of being an elite of the Tartars. After taking a few breaths, he was actually controlled by his emotions. He could only hear a rumor in his mouth: "I am not angry if he is angry. If I am angry, he will plan..." Huang Taiji is worthy of being a national master, and he even learned this motto.
However, after Huang Taiji recited it three times and his breath was even, Obai pointed to a wooden sign next to him, and said with a very difficult look: "Four-legged sheep bullied me too much! Four-legged sheep is the name of Han people." "Uh" Huang Taiji carefully found that there was a wooden sign next to hundreds of benefactors, with a line of words written on it. Dogs and Tartars, I would like to advise you, we have killed hundreds of dogs, and raised them by my mother! If you are moving forward, you will end up like this!
"Damn it" Huang Taiji shouted suddenly, and pulled out the sword with one sword, and then turned the wooden sign in half! Huang Taiji was furious at this moment, and all the mottoes he had just read were left behind. Although he was a national master, he was still a Tartar in essence!
"Your Majesty, should you lead a team of men to slaughter the nearby village?" Obai said with a ferocious look: "Anyway, if you count the time, even if the town lends them a pair of wings, you can't chase us!"
"No." After taking a deep breath, Huang Taiji restrained himself and said slowly: "You can't do that. The Han people who wrote these words hope that we would be distracted to slow down the marching speed, but we just didn't do it."
"Emperor, you can't forget it like this. Are we just being ridden on the neck and stooled and peeded?" Oboi was not as good as Huang Taiji. Seeing that Huang Taiji was unmoved, he couldn't bear the breath, so he said with his neck in his mouth.
"What are you anxious about?" Huang Taiji took a look at him and said slowly: "The Han people have a saying that a gentleman takes revenge, and it's not too late for ten years. I think what's right. Think about it, our top priority now is to take their capital. Once they take their capital, the Han people will destroy the country. When they take their capital, we will take revenge again. Aren't these Han people who humiliate us today just the fish and meat on the chopping board, and let us slaughter it!"
"rational"
When Oboi heard this, he nodded in conscience. He thought that he was worthy of being His Highness the Emperor, but he was far-sighted!
So, after Oboi went down to tell the Eight Banners warriors this truth, the army suppressed its anger and continued to set off...
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The atmosphere in the capital city and the city gate is now very depressing. The gate is even more guarded, with three times more guards than usual. The people coming and going all have uneasy expressions. He, because the Tartar soldiers are coming!
Logically speaking, it is impossible for the official news of the Tartar soldiers to be spread, but there is no way. Huang Taiji's noise this time was too big. Think about it, hundreds of thousands of people rushed towards this place in a fierce manner. Can the news still be covered up?
Although the people are still a little confident, because the capital is no better than other places, the city wall is definitely solid and solid. The bluestone used to build the city walls are all 1,000 pounds a piece. Even if you use the cannon of the general, you can't blow it out.
But what the people are worried about is that the troops in the capital are now empty!
The town is not here! As for the three camps, the people are not very secure. After all, those young masters and soldiers have not been on the battlefield for many years. When the Tartars come, they may be killed! And the people also know that the number of Tartars comes this time is unprecedentedly large, with hundreds of thousands, because according to the description of some merchants who fled back, the number of those Tartars is gone, and it is overwhelming! However, the people have no plans to escape.
After all, the defense of the capital is first-class. If even the capital cannot be defended, where is the world safe? And the court also spoke, saying that the general of the Zhenguo Kingdom had personally led 20,000 towns and was coming in a row at night. When the town arrived, it was the time when the Tartar soldiers were destroyed, so there was no need to worry. Although the street propaganda officials deliberately avoided a crucial issue, that is, the distance between the two armies and the capital,
However, this issue was subconsciously avoided by the people. As long as they knew that the general of Zhenguo was leading the town to come, they knew that the general of Zhenguo could not do it. Now that the general of Zhenguo is coming, the Tartar soldiers will be rampant for a few days!
However, in the court meeting held by Chongzhen, two kinds of voices appeared.
The ministers were divided into two factions. After all, they were all elites of the Ming Dynasty, not those ordinary people on the streets who were easy to fool. It is clear how severe the situation is now. The defense of the capital is indeed very strong, so strong that it has never been broken in hundreds of years.
But what about this time? You must know that the Tartar soldiers came not a little bit, but a total of 300,000 troops! Because the night sent out was not strong enough, they dared not go too close to reconnaissance, and they just estimated it from a distance, so they were quite different from the actual situation.
Can the capital be stopped? Many ministers expressed doubts. Although they also knew that the town was coming in a starry night, they knew even more that the distance could not relieve the near thirst. The distance between the two sides was at the distance from the capital, and they could tell with a glance, and the difference was not a little bit.
I'm afraid the Tartar soldiers have arrived at the gate of the capital, and the town is still halfway. When they arrive, the daylily is cold! So, since these ministers have doubts, they advocate retreating and the entire court retreats to the accompanying capital Nanjing to avoid the edge of the Tartar soldiers.
But in this case, there is an avoidable question. What should millions of people in the capital do? If the court does not leave, the people will still have the confidence to stick to it, but if the emperor leaves, the people will not stay stupidly and wait for death.
Chapter completed!