Chapter 1429 : Chapter 913 How can I look like you
I hate men who have sex with women and rape women the most in my life. This is no lie. Lin has always done this.
As for a man like Nie Xiaorou, who is a "shemale", he is also very unhappy. Although this guy has nothing to do with him, he dares to say "demon language" in front of him, and he is worthy of him if he doesn't slap him twice.
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Everyone laughed when they heard this, and the silence that followed Mo Ti as he was driven away also disappeared.
To hang out with such a powerful general, no request is too much.
Zhuo Xinran finally laughed at this time.[
She originally thought that Lin Wanjie's character could not tolerate being insulted, so Mo Ti would definitely die, but Lin Wanjie kept his word and let him go, which was really surprising.
"Then tell me your names first and let me get to know you." Lin Wanjie moved a stool and sat down, looking at everyone with a smile.
Although he looked carefree, others didn't dare. So after they all said their names, Lin pointed at Nie Xiaoju and said: "Your fucking name is really disgusting, it looks like a girl! And your appearance, this
Voice, if I hadn't seen your Adam's apple, I would have thought you were a bitch!"
Everyone laughed, Nie Xiaorou scratched her hair and was speechless. I don’t want this either, but what can I do?
"Okay, let me introduce myself." Lin Wanjie couldn't stand the too feminine gesture and said loudly, "My name is Lin Wanjie, with the rank of major general, and I will be your instructor for the next period of time. From today on, I will be your instructor.
I’m going to teach you the real killing skills, do you understand?”
"Yes!" everyone replied in unison, having already stood up according to troop standards.
Mr. Lin liked their straightforwardness and nodded with satisfaction. Then he asked them to perform some self-defeating skills, and gave them some pointers on their shortcomings to give them a feeling of enlightenment.
"Okay, you go back and practice these. I'm here this time not only to teach you skills, but also to teach you real knowledge that you can't learn in textbooks." Lin smiled and showed off his skills.
The number and types of books he has read are greater than those of any other person in ten lifetimes combined. Therefore, even if he has not deliberately studied military subjects, when he thinks about it at this time, he integrates his own opinions and talks about it casually,
That was enough for them to benefit from.
These people were all officers above the school level, and they were different from those who actually fought on the battlefield, so he decided to teach them more cultural knowledge instead of killing skills.
Everyone was speechless when they heard what General Lin said. They didn't believe that the eighteen or nineteen-year-old Lin had any extraordinary insights.
But when General Lin spoke for two minutes, everyone was dumbfounded. Oh my god, is this awesome? How did he think of this?
For example, Mr. Lin said that people's memory is limited, but their learning methods are unlimited. By using a method called "Starry Memory Sequence Method" to memorize, various knowledge can be sorted into categories in the mind.
Pick it up immediately.
They studied it and found that it really works. I believe that if they do this for a long time, their memory will definitely be improved a lot.
This has nothing to do with military affairs, but his military theories are also one after another, interlocking with each other, from simple to profound, which makes everyone feel like they are suddenly enlightened after listening to it.
It turns out that knowledge can still be used in this way!
At this moment, everyone present was in awe of him: No wonder this guy can become a major general at such a young age, he is really capable.
Zhuo Xinran also benefited a lot.
Seeing that it was almost five o'clock, Lin waved his hand and said: "Okay, you new recruits, go back, I'm going home."[
After changing his clothes, Lin walked out of the way.
Looking at Mr. Lin's retreating figure, Zhuo Xinran lost his mind for a moment: Why does this mysterious man have such abilities? It's really hard to see through.
Although someone had already reported what happened today to General Peng, when Zhuo Xinran said it, the old man couldn't help but slap his thigh and said excitedly: "I really didn't misjudge the person! Although he was appointed as a major general at that time
At that time, I encountered a lot of resistance, but now let’s see what those old guys have to say, hehe.”
He was very pleased and said to Zhuo Xinran: "You, you have to serve him well. If you have any requests, please feel free to ask. Do you understand?"
Serving him? Bah. Zhuo Xinran was not happy in his heart, but he said loudly: "Don't worry, chief, I promise to complete the task!"
Lin Wanjie didn't know about these things, and even if he knew, he wouldn't take them seriously. At this time, he had already arrived at Qing'an No. 1 Middle School to find a beautiful teacher.
I'm planning to go to her house for dinner tonight.
School had just ended in No. 1 Middle School, and students were coming out one after another. When they saw Lin Wanjie standing at the door, who dared to say hello? They all took a detour.
"Handsome guy, you're here!" Others didn't dare to say hello, but there was a silly guy who was not afraid of Lin Wanjie. Instead, he walked over and said with admiration on his face.
"Hey, do you have anything to do?" It turned out to be the fat security guard. He was silly and cute. Lin didn't mind talking to him a few more words.
"Yes, I'm just here watching them after school." The silly security guard said with a naive smile, "Handsome guy, I want to ask you something, is it okay?"
"What's the matter?" Lin was a little speechless. This guy still had something to ask him?
"I want to ask how I can look as handsome as you!" He said seriously.
puff!
Even with Lin's character, he couldn't help laughing at this moment.
Damn it, this guy is stupid, he can even ask such a great question.
NND, how do I know why I am so handsome? No, I do know this. It changed after I took a medicinal bath last time.
The skin of Pingping and the other girls has now become more hydrated, moisturized and very elastic.
But how could he say this? He patted the fool on the shoulder and said solemnly: "Actually, it's very simple for a man to be handsome: as long as you silently recite 'I am the most handsome' a hundred times a day, you will find out after three months
, Hey, I’ve become so fucking handsome! The more I talk about it, the more handsome I become, give it a try.”
The fool thought this was really the secret, and said ecstatically: "Thank you, handsome man. From today on, I will definitely follow his instructions and chant him a hundred times before and after meals!"
It has to be said that stupid people are blessed. This guy did what he said, and later it turned out to be a blessing in disguise, which led to another story.
Lin Wanjie didn't know that he could help this idiot with just a few words. Seeing him dancing and looking so happy, he wanted to kiss himself and hurry up to walk away.[
You can't stay with a fool for too long, otherwise you will become a fool.
Lin sighed and saw Xiao Yueyue and Cheng Fang walking out side by side: "Hey, are you here to pick up Xiao Yueyue?"
Seeing Lin Wanjie, Xiao Yueyue blushed a little. This bastard ran away like that last night, causing her to be questioned by her aunt.
"Ha, the weather is nice today, the sky is clear and cloudless, and the sun is shining brightly on the earth. It seems that spring is coming, and everything is about to recover..." Lin said a long paragraph, but did not dare to look at Xiao Yueyue's eyes.
He is always embarrassed to say that he is not here to pick up Xiao Yueyue, but is going to the beautiful teacher's house for dinner? How can he not be scolded to death by them?
A smart person like Lin Wanjie wouldn't do such a stupid thing.
"Nervous!" Cheng Fang looked down upon him and pulled Xiao Yueyue away. "Xiao Yueyue, let's ignore this bastard. He must be here to find Teacher Qin."
I have to say that Cheng Fang is the one who knows me.
Lin Wanjie was secretly happy, I wish you could take Xiao Yueyue away, otherwise it would be difficult to lie to her if she stopped and asked me.
It's true that whatever is scary comes from it.
Xiao Yueyue was originally ready to leave, but after being pulled by Cheng Fang, she was not in a hurry to leave: "Hey, when did you come?"
"What are you doing?" Lin had a headache and took Xiao Yueyue's hand and said, "You have to call me brother."
"It must be Brother Qing!" Cheng Fang curled her lips.
Lin ignored her, but Xiao Yueyue blushed and said angrily: "If I don't shout, there is no benefit in calling you."
MD, this girl actually wants benefits? Haven’t I given all my benefits to you? Lin Wanjie smiled and said, “Okay, just ask for any benefits you want, whether it’s the stars in the sky or the moon, I’ll take you to see them.
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I thought you were going to take it off and give it to me. Take me to see it. What does that mean?
But it’s not impossible to go and see it...
Xiao Yueyue blinked and smiled: "Really? I heard that tomorrow is a good day and the moon is full. How about we go to the top of the mountain to watch the moon together?"
"Okay, don't just look at the moon, even if you look at the stars, I will accompany you!" Lin said proudly.
"A pair of idiots!" Cheng Fang finally couldn't bear it anymore and ran to the top of the mountain to look at the moon at night. If they weren't idiots, what were they? She had a headache.
"Hey, just call me stupid. Don't call me Xiao Yueyue. I'll beat you up." Lin waved his fist.
"Hit me, let's see if you dare." Others might be afraid of Lin Wanjie, a bastard, but Cheng Fang was not. She took two steps forward and put her head towards him to let him hit her.
Lin smiled bitterly and thought to himself: If it weren't for your aunt, I would be chasing you right now, and I would kick you to your hometown - Mars, and let you run wild? Is this a dream?
But her aunt is Yan Qiao after all, and this girl has a very good relationship with Xiao Yueyue. Even if she dares to scold Xiao Yueyue in front of Xiao Yueyue, she better not get involved.
"Forget it, I'll slap you for dirtying my hands and scold you for dirtying my mouth. So I don't remember the faults of villains, so I won't be nagging you." Lin Wanjie chuckled.
"You!" Cheng Fang was furious and curled his lips, "You're such a bastard, you're the only one who soiled my mouth. Huh, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."
Just ignore me if you're too lazy. You can't help but say a few words to me every time I come here, but don't do it because you have a crush on me.
Lin Wanjie thought with disdain and ignored her: "Xiao Yueyue, your home is so far away, you'd better go back early, otherwise my wife will be in a hurry."
Xiao Yueyue hummed: "What's the rush? We're going to have a big dinner tonight!"
Chapter completed!