Chapter 153 If I don't beat you, I'll cut you with a knife
"Confession? Humph, I'll keep thinking!" Xiao Yueyue was not a child, so she wouldn't be deceived by him. She sneered, "I think you confessed to her!"
"That, actually, has happened." Lin was a little embarrassed and said in front of his likes his woman that he confessed to another woman. I'm afraid anyone will feel unhappy when he sees it.
Alas, there is nothing she can do about this. She has to force herself, so she has to be wronged!
"Hmph, I know!" I thought Xiao Yueyue would be furious, but she didn't expect that she just said this, "Then does she agree?"
"It should be considered as agreeing, right?" Lin said speechlessly. She regarded herself as the Lin family's wife. If she didn't agree, she would be too sad!
"Yes, no, no, don't be careless!" Xiao Yueyue said angrily.
"Okay, that should be considered." Lin smiled bitterly, "But I haven't agreed yet!" That's right, although he said that Pingping is also his own woman, he really didn't agree.
"You bastard, you confess your love to others. She said it was your wife. How dare you say you didn't agree? You are such a fickle carrot!" Xiao Yueyue was really angry this time and kicked her feet.
Poor Mr. Lin has always been majestic and domineering, but he has not been beaten by the woman he likes. Now that Xiao Yueyue takes action, he can't hide, and it will hurt if he doesn't hide. I'm really confused.
Just when he was struggling, Xiao Yueyue kicked him in the calf, and Lin whined in pain and almost cried.
"Ah, why don't you hide?" Kicking him, it should have been very relieved, but she knew how much force she used just now, so she felt a little distressed.
"It's okay!" Lin grinned with a strange look. He lifted his pants and saw that his legs were very big. Xiao Yueyue naturally saw it: "Look, it's okay! I'm thick-skinned, it's going to be fine in ten days and half a month!"
"Follower!" Xiao Yueyue wanted to cry and laugh when she heard this. She was filled with mixed feelings and felt like she had knocked over Wuwei Bottle. "Don't I really want to hit you, can you just hide for a while?"
I'm not thinking about whether to hide. Mr. Lin was a little embarrassed, but he couldn't even say such words: "Since I did something wrong, you can beat me if you want to scold me if you want to scold me if you want to. I have no complaints! Besides, who are you? That's Xiao Yueyue who I love too much."
Xiao Yueyue's face turned red and she gave him a blank look: "If you really do something wrong, I won't hit you." Just when Lin was excited, Xiao Yueyue smiled: "At most I can cut you with a knife, so that you will never be able to go out for free again! Hehe, I'm worthy of you, right?"
It's worth it! Mr. Lin was furious and wanted to beat her, but she would just forget it.
She just said that she had not taken action yet. She was not a coward. If she really had that moment, wouldn’t it be easy to deal with her with her own ability?
But Lin naturally doesn't want this moment to come, and he doesn't want her to have such thoughts. He said hatefully: "Xiao Yueyue, it's wrong for you to have such an idea. Do you like me? Hey, don't look at me like this, looking at me like this means you must like me! I also know that I'm so handsome and have a very good character. The key is that I'm gentle, considerate and kind, and I'm absolutely wholehearted towards the women I like! Such a good man is unique in the world. It would be strange if you don't like me."
"So, I think you should stop doing it if you keep a widow, it won't be worth it! If you really feel unhappy and want to treat me like that, just wait until I die after I was 150 years old, and you can cut me off again!"
Xiao Yueyue laughed loudly when she heard this and said, "You are so shameless! You dare to say that you are single-minded? I think it's half-hearted and fickle. Also, if you lived 150 years old, I would have died long ago at that time, and you will die alone!"
The least feared thing is loneliness. Mr. Lin laughed and said, "Tell me secretly that when I lived 150 years old, I could still be as young as I am now. So, if you are old for a hundred years, I will go to find other young and beautiful girls!"
"You, you bastard, go to die!" Unexpectedly, he would say such shameless and heartless words. Xiao Yueyue was furious and kicked him at the root of her life, making him arrogant from now on!
Oh my god, this girl is too cruel, right? Lin was shocked. He had to avoid it even when he was beaten to death, so he quickly avoided it and said angrily: "Xiao Yueyue, do you really want to be a living widow? What's good for you?"
"Oh!" Xiao Yueyue kicked too high and couldn't hold it back and almost fell down.
Fortunately, Mr. Lin saw the opportunity quickly, so he reached out to pull her leg and said anxiously: "Hey, be careful, I didn't say I won't kick you, it's just that you should kick the right place. Um!"
He was talking, Xiao Yueyue had already been grabbed by her calves, and because she couldn't stand firmly, she threw herself upside down.
Then, she threw herself on him. Unfortunately, the two of them seemed to have a tacit understanding of each other.
Be obediently and rosy, roast pork onions! My first kiss is gone like this?
Although he had secretly kissed the witch, the kiss was not the mouth, but her cheek. Moreover, it was fleeting, and in the knowing of someone Lin did not consider the first kiss at all!
This time, I'm fine, mouth to mouth, just not counting as the first kiss.
He thought about the scenes of his first kiss countless times, but he didn't expect that the first time he disappeared.
Xiao Yueyue was naturally the first kiss. She couldn't be ashamed, and her mind was blank, and she was just so stiff, her muscles were tense.
After reacting, he pushed Lin away and wanted to say something, but heard him muttering to himself: "It's gone, it's gone! My first kiss is gone, my god!"
Seeing that he looked aggrieved, as if he had suffered a great grievance, Xiao Yueyue became happy in an instant: "Hey, you are the first kiss, isn't this aunt?"
Mr. Lin reacted and said distressedly: "That's different. I originally thought of having supper with you, watching movies, swimming, and then giving your first kiss to you at a candlelight dinner. But this time, it's gone!"
Of course, the "you" he mentioned is more than Xiao Yueyue, including the witch, Pingping, Zeng Shengmei and other people whom he knew and were considered a beauty...
"No prospect!" Xiao Yueyue despised, "This should be what I think."
"Hehe, you think so too? Why don't we go swimming tonight?" Mr. Lin smiled lewdly, not to mention how happy he was.
"No!" Xiao Yueyue said, her face flushed, and naturally she didn't dare to agree. This guy was so terrified that he went swimming with him. Who knew what he would do to him?
"No," Lin was a little sad, and then said in surprise, "Xiao Yueyue, did you feel anything when you kissed me just now?" He was also stunned at that time. When she realized that she had already pushed herself away!
Mr. Lin thinks this is the biggest failure in life.
That was his first kiss, it was gone, how could he not fail? He finally realized what it felt like to eat ginseng fruit by Zhu Bajie.
"You," Xiao Yueyue didn't expect him to ask such a shameful question, and he was so blushing that he answered embarrassedly. Suddenly he became angry again: "Bastard, why do you always call me 'Xiao Yueyue'? Can't you call me 'Yueyue'?"
Of course not. Mr. Lin smiled strangely and thought, the witch's name is Shangguan Lingyue. Her name is "Yue" and I call her "Yueyue". When I get to you, I naturally have to add the word "small" to make it easier to distinguish.
When he thought of the witch, his heart felt hot again. Oh, I haven’t seen her for a day, so I’m so surprised.
"Because you are still young!" Lin smiled treacherously.
"Who said I'm young?" Xiao Yueyue was furious and stood up. The pair of things on her chest that had almost developed were bulging. Seeing that Lin really wanted to touch her: "Tell you, I'm already very big! And aren't you Lin Wanjie just eighteen years old? This girl is also eighteen years old, why are she younger than you?"
Mr. Lin is indeed only eighteen years old, but he is already in college and Xiao Yueyue is still in the third year of high school, so it is naturally different!
"You are talking about Xusui? I'm different, I'm a one-year-old." Lin smiled and swept around her, believing that Xiao Yueyue was one year younger than her.
Sure enough, Xiao Yueyue didn't know how to refute after hearing this: "Then you are not allowed to call me Xiao Yueyue!" She curled her lips and snorted.
Looking at Mr. Lin's unscrupulous eyes, he turned his head over with a blushing face. Humph, everyone says that you men are perverts, look, it's best to make you die of nosebleeds!
Although she was extremely shy, she still deliberately straightened her back, so that Lin could feel her "grand and huge".
The two of them joked for a while, and naturally they were much more happy. Xiao Yueyue said again: "When I called you, the woman was very angry. But as soon as I said it was your sister, she changed her attitude and was very kind to me. Bastard, who is she?"
If I told you this, would you go to find her? Lin was a little distressed and said, "I have already said that it is the landlord and a classmate."
"Hmph, then I'll go to your place to see it in the evening!" Xiao Yueyue pouted.
"Isn't that good?" Lin felt cold. Oh my God, there are already three beauties in the house. If you go there again, you can all get a pair of mahjong?
What should I do if Mars hits the Earth then?
He knew that his status at home was just a hardworking worker who paid his life to pay the rent!
If you took Xiao Yueyue over, I wonder what Pingping felt like? But the witch would definitely be very happy, right? After taking a closer look at Xiao Yueyue, I felt that she fully met the standards that the girl said.
"Are you not happy? Is it because there are only two of you? The lonely man and widowed woman live in the same room, and she promised to be your girlfriend. You won't be there all the time..." Xiao Yueyue said, and she had a cold war and was about to vomit.
"What are you thinking about?" Lin said with a little funny, "I am innocent and she, and I have nothing to do with, and I am clean!"
"Then let me go and take a look!" Xiao Yueyue smiled.
"good……"
Just as Lin was about to speak, Xiao Yueyue saw a football flying over and smashing it towards Lin's head. She was shocked: "Ah, be careful!"
Chapter completed!