Chapter 047: The Dirty Wine Master
Chapter 047: Sloppy Wine Master (Part 1)
The strange thing is that the old man with the beard accidentally fell into the middle of the battle. But he had no idea of the danger, and his hands were flailing. Immediately, more than a dozen policemen were swiped by his palms, and they all screamed and dodged.
The bad old man finally fell to the ground and shouted pitifully: "No, my old man is going to fall to death. Ouch, ouch!" He sat down on the ground and groaned.
In his hand he held tightly the wine gourd, which was more than twice the size of an ordinary gourd. He kept shouting, threw up his head, and with his messy hair flying, took a few gulps of strong wine.
The chief catcher was an ordinary man. He was stunned for a moment and asked sternly: "Damn old man, do you want to die? Why don't you get out of here!"
"Ouch! My old man is about to fall to death, you heartless son-in-law, you don't come to help me, the wine master, I should be beaten!" The old man laughed, as if he was drunk, straightened up slightly,
Stumbling towards the chief catcher.
His castration seemed to be slow, but in fact it was extremely fast. Before the chief catcher could even blink, there was a "pop" and he received a hard slap on the face! He also heard the old man shouting: "Yo yo! You idiot!"
Grandson's face is thicker than the city wall, and his palms made my old man's hands and feet numb, and it hurts so much!"
The chief catcher was furious, and with a "clang" sound, he drew out the knife from his waist and slashed the old man in the face!
Sun Yifei and Li Waner were being besieged by more than a dozen police officers. When they saw this, they reminded: "Old man, be careful!"
"You two stinky brats, just now you told me, the wine master, to get lost, but now you are so hypocritical and caring!" The old man glared at Sun Yifei and Li Waner, then bowed back and fell on all fours.
Just happened to escape the sharp blow from the chief catcher!
The chief catcher failed to hit the target with one blow, and became angry from shame. He performed the "poisonous dragon spitting letter" with his sword, and the second and third moves continued.
The old man's shriveled right hand was about to caress his sore butt when he saw the opponent's attack coming again. He turned around in panic and ran away. His body was rolling on the donkey, and he evaded another round of attacks from the chief catcher in embarrassment. He looked like
A fly with a head stumbled in front of Sun Yifei. He thrust the gourd in his left hand forward to block the sharp knife of a policeman!
The knife struck from an unexpected direction and was intended to stab Sun Yifei. If the old man hadn't hit him casually, Yifei would have been injured. Even so, the old man couldn't help but stick out his tongue and said with a smile: "Okay.
It’s dangerous, it’s so dangerous! Have mercy on my wine gourd, please don’t get hurt!”
As the old man said, he stopped and carefully examined the wine gourd. At this moment, the chief catcher attacked him, pointing a hip knife at the Mingmen point on his vest!
The old man didn't realize it, and said: "It's okay, it's okay! The precious gourd is not injured, otherwise you bastards will suffer!" The wine gourd swung around behind him, and with a "dang" sound, it happened to hold the chief arrester's hand.
Remember the sneak attack.
The old man said angrily: "You bastard, you really want to go against Jiu Zun's precious gourd? Humph, it's like a cow's eyes on a dog's nose, and you don't even know how sacred Jiu Zun's precious gourd is. You should be punished."
,punishment!”
When it comes to "punishment", the wine gourd shrinks into his arms, slaps his right hand front and back, and a dozen "snap" sounds are heard in a row. The fat face of the chief catcher suddenly becomes red and swollen!
In this short time, the chief catcher didn't even have time to speak, and he was slapped twenty times by the bad old man! What a quick technique, what a wonderful technique!
Everyone was stunned. The old man hit someone, retracted his right hand and breathed in his mouth, screaming that it hurt!
Sun Yifei was extremely smart. He blinked and said, "Well done, old man! You are really good at pretending!"
Li Waner held up an iron ruler and said, "You dare to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. Do you think it's a big deal? Waner doesn't buy this. Who wants you to wade into troubled waters?"
The bad old man pouted his little mouth and said aggrievedly: "My aunt, my aunt and my grandpa, please do well. I, the wine master, have offended someone. I almost lost half my life because of you guys who are short-sighted!"
Ouch, my hand hurts, shush, it hurts like hell!"
The old guy was still pretending to be stupid, but when he saw his body rolling against the ground, he circled around Sun Yifei and Li Waner. The detectives who were besieging the two young people were as if they were suddenly electrocuted, and they were unable to dodge! The dodge was
He dodged, but he was still retreating. Everyone made a "kick, kick, kick" sound until they retreated ten feet away, and then they fell on their backs, all with their feet in the air.
At this time, even the biggest fool in the world should know that the bad old man in front of him is an extraordinary person with profound kung fu. Sun Yifei and Li Waner had never seen such kung fu before, and they couldn't help but be stunned.
The bad old man laughed, put his mouth to the mouth of the gourd, and took a big sip of wine like a whale sucking water. Then he shook his right hand and said it hurt. At the same time, he jumped up and down and said: "Good wine, really good wine!"
The good wine of a sloppy wine master should be washed away! It’s a pity that a group of vulgar people disturbed the elegance. It is a sin, a sin!”
After the bad old man finished speaking, he glanced at Sun Yifei and left without looking back.
None of the fallen police officers, including the chief arrester, dared to stop him. Everyone knew that no one could stop such a strange old man. In fact, except for Sun Yifei and Li Waner, almost everyone had no chance to stop him.
ability.
Because everyone who was touched by the bad old man felt that their blood was surging all over their body, their hands and feet were numb, they could not move, and they could not even speak. Seeing the bad old man walking further and further away, they were all anxious, but there was nothing they could do.
The bad old man's voice came from far away: "It's just a matter of time, and the ban will be solved. You can't make it difficult for two little kids."
The detectives finally breathed a sigh of relief. But when they thought about being exposed to each other under the rising sun, they all frowned and stared at Sun Yifei and Li Waner with hatred.
Chapter completed!