Chapter 375: I Was Only Worth Five Dollars (5)
"Now I understand, you're not hopelessly stupid." Jian Yi patted her head, "But you were much cuter back then than you are now?"
Su Mumu raised her fist, "What did you say?"
Jian Yi directly held her little fist and smiled with crooked eyebrows:
"You believed whatever I said at that time, but now you know how to disobey me."
Su Mumu snorted coldly: "Although you were bad when we first met, you at least knew how to coax me. Apart from tormenting me this time, what else will you do?" [
"Haha!" Jian Yi laughed, then came over and whispered softly, "Of course I will still hurt you! It will hurt you hard!"
He said it ambiguously, and Su Mumu's face suddenly turned red, and she said angrily: "You pervert."
Everyone saw a man and a woman walking closely together on the street. From time to time, the boy would whisper in the girl's ear, teasing the girl until her face turned red.
Then, everyone suddenly realized: Spring seems to be coming soon!
Jian Jian asked Su Mumu what she was going to add after the cohabitation clause?
Su Mumu thought for a while and looked at him sideways: "I won't tell you for the time being to prevent you from causing trouble."
Once bitten by a snake, he will be afraid of straw ropes for ten years. Su Mumu also became cautious.
The two of them wandered all the way, and Jian Yan held her right hand and put it in his pocket, which looked very warm.
Su Mumu was walking with swaying steps, but suddenly she squatted on the ground and stopped moving.
Jian Yi looked at her funny and said, "What's wrong? Did you pee the puppy properly?"
"I suddenly became unhappy." Su Mumu puffed up her cheeks and looked at the ground.
Jian Jian squatted down helplessly: "My dear wife, your legs are unhappy, your hands are unhappy, or your head is unhappy, I will teach them a lesson for you."
Su Mumu twitched the corner of her mouth and raised her eyelids to look at him:
"I see you're unhappy, so go ahead and harm yourself!"
"So your eyes are unhappy?" Jian Yi raised his eyebrows, pretending to poke her eyes.
Su Mumu knew that he didn't dare, so she just stared at him with wide eyes to see what he could do.
Sure enough, the finger in front of her suddenly turned and bounced directly onto her head. Not to mention, it really hurt a little.
Su Mumu was dissatisfied and called his name with eyes wide open: "Jian, Yi."
Jian Yi said with a smile on his face: "The optic nerve is controlled by the brain, and the same goes for teaching your brain."[
Su Mumu was not convinced and suddenly pushed her head against his chin. Jian Yi did not expect that she would come up with such a move, and Su Mumu did not expect that Jian Yi could not avoid it.
Then there was a bang, and both of them howled. Su Mumu felt dizzy and fell to the ground, holding her hands until she screamed.
It's not easy either. She rubbed her chin and said, "Su Mumu, are you practicing Tietou Kung Fu?"
"Why is your jaw so hard?" Su Mumu was also in great pain, feeling a little self-inflicted.
She was lying on the ground, so he pulled her up and said in a bad tone: "Come here, let me take a look. She was stupid to begin with, but if she gets knocked stupid again, it will affect the next generation in the future."
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Queen Mother, you think so far!
Su Mumu lowered her head slightly and let Jian Yi rub the top of her head. Such a gentle and gentle force made her feel that she was indeed loved in a bad way.
"Are you cheating just to kiss my mouth with your head?" Jian Yi's special nagging came from above her head, with a bit of blame, which made her suddenly feel like they were an old married couple.
Chapter completed!