This fall made Lei Yu finally wake up a little. He patted his head hard and said forcefully: "Oh, the world is really going downhill! I didn't expect that one day I would also fall into this trap! I was so careless.

That's so careless! Well, boss lady, don't get me wrong, I really have something urgent, I just want to borrow a phone."

"Borrow a phone? We have no mobile phone signal here at all. What phone do you want to borrow?" the landlady asked sternly.

"No! I didn't want to make a phone call, I just wanted to call for help. There is going to be a flood in Hua Village. The situation is urgent!" In desperation, Lei Yu had no choice but to tell the truth.

"Haha? Flood? Haha, haha," but unexpectedly, the landlady burst into laughter, "We have a beautiful countryside with birds singing and flowers fragrant, and the climate is pleasant, how could there be floods? You brat, you are cheating me in every possible way!

Let me tell you, we Huaxiang people hate dishonest guys like you the most! It seems that you won’t be honest unless I give you some show of strength."

The tragic thunderstorm was hit by the opponent's attack at this moment. He felt that his blood was boiling, but he had no strength to resist. He was pulled up by the opponent and pushed hard to the bed.

The proprietress waved her hand, and Lei Yu's pants fell down, revealing her large flowered underwear, and what's more, the small tent that had been set up high with its head held high.

The landlady couldn't help but sit on Lei Yu's body. She clenched her back molars, raised her fists, and stared at the big guy under Lei Yu fiercely. "Okay, I'll let you be dishonest. This time I'll let you take a good look."

Look at the power of the Huaxiang woman, let’s see if I don’t smash her into little earthworms!”

"Oh my god! You perverted old woman, what are you doing? Are you going to play the 'Top Ten Tortures of the Qing Dynasty'?"

The delirious Leiyu is still dishonest!

Seeing that a disaster was about to happen ruthlessly, we, the young master of Thunderstorm, finally wanted to do a good deed for these kind and simple folks from the Flower Country, but we never thought that it would end like this! Oh my God, could it be that

Are we really going to cut off our descendants?

At this extremely critical moment, there was a sudden bang, and the door was knocked open. A slightly fat man came in. This man seemed to be in a good mood. After breaking in, he twisted his hand and bang

With a loud sound, a group of colorful cigarette sparks shot out, and then he sang in a hoarse voice: "Do you know I'm waiting for you? Have you ever cared about me... Oh, happy birthday, my dear...

…”

At this point, the man finally discovered the unique scene in front of him. He was dumbfounded. Originally, he wanted to create a vivid surprise, but he didn't expect that it ended up frightening him.

"You, what are you doing?"

It’s no wonder that this man misunderstood. Looking at the indecent actions of Lei Yu and the landlady at this moment, it is easy to give people the wrong impression. Coupled with Lei Yu’s desperate struggle, it is also easy for people to judge the truth of the matter: a mature female landlady.

, maybe he was too horny and wanted to force himself to have an inappropriate relationship with a young boy.

With such a shocking scene, it's no wonder that this man's eyes gradually turned from surprise and shock to anger, "Tell me! What do you want to do with this kid?"

Faced with the other party's question, the landlady was stunned for a moment, and then she said in an indifferent tone, "What's wrong? My Director Ding? Who am I, what do I do, and what qualifications do you have to control me?"

?”

Come on! Lei Yu finally understood this sentence. After arguing for a long time, this is a pair!

"No, this big brother, this misunderstanding is all a misunderstanding. What you see must not be what you think. You can't just look at his superficial appearance..."

"Shut up!"

This time it was the man and the landlady who shouted at the thunderstorm in unison.

"Ji Xiaolan! You, you have disappointed me so much. I have wasted all these years of taking care of you. Is this your reward for me?" The man looked very excited.

"Huh? Take care of me? What about me? I am so nameless and have no status, and what have I gained after following you for so many years! Apart from your bullshit promise of divorce every time, what else have I gained?

"The landlady was even more excited.

"Divorce? Didn't I tell you earlier? I will need a certain amount of time for this issue..."

"Time? In fact, I have already seen it clearly. How can you get divorced? You still need to use the power of her family to climb up step by step! I am so naive and always believe that one day, I will become a millionaire

Envious Mrs. Ding, I was so stupid, and in the end, what I left behind was not the curse of the whole village!"

When Lei Yu saw this scene, it was obvious that he was superfluous. Besides, when he heard about this kind of relationship problem, his head felt a lot bigger. Hey, why bother? It's either easy to get together or to be separated, or just like a passerby. It's like this

Are you tired of struggling? It’s better to be wise. For so many years, his relationship with women has only been about money and sex!

Taking advantage of the other party's quarrel, Lei Yu quickly held on to his exhausted body, leaned against the wall, and crawled out of the house bit by bit. He only felt that the stars in the sky were spinning around.

At this time, a strong arm came up to support him, and he finally escaped from this place of right and wrong.

Who else could have rescued Lei Yu? It was none other than the mysterious old man Han Sanfeng. He carried Lei Yu to a small pond against a mountain ridge, and actually faced Lei Yu with a few big mouths, and then
Chapter completed!