A Will Eternal Chapter 004
Lei Yu never expected that a dignified young man like himself would be teased like this by a group of ignorant feudal villagers, and even wanted to kill himself. What's the big deal? He just peeked at the village girl taking a bath.
The key is that these village girls are just average in appearance. Their buttocks are a bit white, but their shape is not curvy. Their breasts are a bit big, but their breast shape has no height at all!
Peeping in the shower is something I knew how to do when I was nine years old! I think back then my elementary school teacher caught me for being so elegant, and it just gave me a lively lecture on physiological knowledge. What else!
In this remote corner of the mountain, beheading has become a serious crime. Oh my God, what kind of world is this place! Is there no king's law?
In the shouts of countless villagers, it seems that they are going to get serious.
At this moment, suddenly a heroic policewoman in police uniform broke out from the crowd and shouted sternly: "Slow down! Villagers, please calm down. You are committing a crime. Do you understand? This is..."
Those who are going to jail are now in a legal society. No matter what problem occurs, it must be dealt with through legal means, so please calm down, elders, uncles, aunts and brothers, please put down your weapons."
The appearance of a capable yet charming policewoman, how could this not arouse Lei Yu's interest? This romantic young man, most of the women he has come into contact with before are coquettish, and he will act coquettishly with you whenever he finds an opportunity. In addition to asking for high-end clothes,
I just want a brand-name bag, and if it’s a bit more ruthless and pretty, I’ll just open my mouth and ask for a diamond necklace.
But the policewoman in front of him, although her appearance was much different, there was something indescribably moving about her stern face, which was completely different from the women Lei Yu had come into contact with before.
"Smart, capable, unpretentious, and very responsible, haha, I like it."
The boy Leiyu was covered in a fishing net, which could not distract him from his idle thoughts. He muttered in a low voice like a nymphomaniac, but those who are careful will definitely find out at this moment that this boy has a handful of shiny little things in his hands at some point.
, and danced very carefully.
"Police sister, you are so powerful, hurry up and save this poor child like me!"
Hey, this kid Leiyu, when he sees a woman who is even remotely interested in her, he will start talking nonsense.
As soon as the police showed up, all the villagers immediately restrained themselves, put their men down one after another, and stood aside quietly and honestly.
"Oh, it's the new police officer Miao! Hey, I'm so sorry. Look at me, the village leader, who couldn't control the emotions of the villagers and almost made a big mistake. Fortunately, police officer Miao arrived in time. I'm so ashamed. I'm so ashamed."
Old fox, you made such a fuss just now, and now you are pretending to be a good person! Lei Yu cursed in his heart, and at the same time, he glanced at the village chief. It seems that this seemingly upright village chief is very difficult to deal with.
"The clan has clan laws and the family has family rules. This madman destroyed the sacred memorial ceremony and blasphemed the gods. The gods are angry and will no longer send sweet rain. If you make such a big mistake, you must be punished!" Feng Dao!
He will not give up for a long time.
"Haha, you stinky Taoist priest, your hat is too big for me!"
Suddenly, a arrogant voice came from beside Police Officer Miao, which startled her. When she looked sideways, she saw that it was a boy covered in mud and water, with a head full of weeds. She was extremely surprised and said: "Well? You, you're not
Were you trapped in a fishing net just now?"
Lei Yu smiled handsomely, "Haha, when I see such a charming police sister like you, I have to come and say hello. Well, sister, why don't you pay attention to the appearance of the police officer? Your buttocks are open, hehe.
, but the first thing I did when I escaped from the fishing net was to fasten it..."
"What?" Policeman Miao looked back in panic. The buttons on his butt pockets left traces of dirty mud. Look at this kid's hands covered in mud!
Oh my God, he dared to blatantly tease the police in full view of the public. Everyone present was dumbfounded. How had these simple villagers ever seen such a shocking romantic feat?
"You, you," Police Miao blushed with embarrassment and didn't know what to say.
"Good boy, do you think there is no one in our flower village?"
The pillar jumped like thunder, opened its arms, and smashed down hard against the thunderstorm.
"Haha, you still want to compete with this young master because of your control over the crops. Hey, you are asking for trouble."
Lei Yu smiled slightly and jumped up. Not only did he not dodge, he actually went forward to meet him. Using his quick skills, he used his grappling hand in a moment to capture this big man who was as strong as an ox.
"Hey, how did I remember that you kicked me just now? As a courtesy, I will pay you back now."
Leiyu didn't make any serious moves, he just kicked Zhuzhu's lower abdomen, and with a scream, Zhuzhu's strong body immediately flew out like a kite with its string broken, and hit the place where the offerings were placed hard.
The desk and incense burner were covered with incense ashes all over his face, and he was so embarrassed that he could no longer get up.
Seeing that their own clansmen were being bullied, the villagers immediately started making a fuss and picked up their hoes again.
Looking at the tense situation in front of him, Lei Yu smiled slightly and said, "Dear fellow villagers, in fact, I came here specially to pray for rain in our beautiful countryside!"
Thunder Rain's trick works as expected, and it really works. Why do these loyal and honest villagers want to go to war against Thunder Rain? Isn't it because Thunder Rain ruined the smelly Taoist priest's rain-seeking ceremony?
"Bah, you, a little tramp, do you know how to worship the gods and show your power?" It's no wonder that the Feng Taoist priest who always considers himself to be a Taoist swore, "Folks, don't listen to this little liar.
He is an out-and-out liar, a big liar!"
"Haha, you stinky Taoist priest, you are just cheating with serious superstitions. You are just deceiving these villagers in this remote mountainous area. In the eyes of me, a little expert who is proficient in astronomy, geography, Feng Shui and numerology,
You are a piece of shit!"
"What? You brat, how dare you slander me like this, I, I..." Lei Yu made this Taoist priest who claimed to be full of knowledge so angry that his beard stood up.
Now, the villagers are in a dilemma. In the past few years, some villagers have left the mountain villages and accepted some new modern ideas outside, and they have a little doubt about these closed feudal systems. Now, Leiyu
This guy just said what everyone dared not say.
However, some elders of the Huaxiang tribe still firmly supported Feng Dao Zhang. For a time, hundreds of villagers formed two attitudes, and everyone started arguing with each other.
"Okay, everyone, please be quiet. Why don't you listen to the village chief's opinion?"
I don't know who shouted, but the village chief still looked calm. He looked at the Taoist priest, Lei Yu, and then at Police Officer Miao, who was still blushing. "Well, Police Officer Miao is a police officer transferred from the town.
She must have a unique opinion, I think it would be better for everyone to listen to her opinion."
"Well, we in Hua Village have been living in isolation from the outside world. Some of the culture and experience we have accumulated over the years must have its reasons. However, now is a new era of economic development and opening up to the outside world. We might as well try to accept it.
New ideas and new culture outside, like him..."
Policeman Miao mentioned Thunderstorm, and his face turned red again, "Well, folks, you might as well listen to what he has to say. If he can really help us pray for rain, it wouldn't be a bad thing."
"Well, policeman Miao's opinion, I think you might as well give it a try. Young man, do you really know how to pray for rain?" the village chief asked very kindly.
Old fox!
Leiyu cursed secretly, and shook his body confidently, "Of course, do you want to ask for rain? It's a piece of cake!"
"Haha, it's a joke, just blow it! I have been practicing Taoism for dozens of years, but I don't dare to be so arrogant and boast so much." Taoist Master Feng said disdainfully.
"Hey, that only shows that your qualifications are too poor and you are stupid as hell." Lei Yu said even more disdainfully.
"Good boy, then tell me, when can you ask for rain and dew!" Master Feng was blowing his beard and staring.
Lei Yu pretended to pinch his fingers, then glanced at the clouds on the horizon, pretending to be inscrutable, "Well, well, as long as I set up a Feng Shui formation tonight, I will definitely be able to get it.
Ganyu!”
"Impossible, tonight? What if you can't ask for it?" Feng Taoist asked in disbelief.
"Then I will let you be miserable!" Lei Yu showed no sign of weakness at all.
Come on! No matter what, these villagers were all swayed by Lei Yu's super confident display. There was nothing they could do about it, the villagers were too loyal.
However, most of the villagers were still a little suspicious, so after discussion, they decided to prevent Leiyu from trying to escape, so they handed it over to the police officer Miao. After all, Leiyu was still guilty of spying on women taking a bath.
"Police station? Okay, very good! Young Master, I'm about to visit this sacred territory that is said to be able to reform people. Look at my naturally romantic problem, which I can't change!"
At this time, the villagers were in an uproar. The loyal and honest villagers naturally regarded it as a shame to join the police, but Leiyu was so good, he seemed to be going home and was as happy as he was.
Of course, Lei Yu, a romantic young man, had often caused trouble in the past, but every time he got into trouble, he would just reveal his identity as the young master of the Lei Group and immediately settle everything. Therefore, the legendary 'settlement' was not a problem for this young man.
It's really a mysterious territory.
"Hey! This is the police station, there's nothing special about it!"
The cry of thunder and despair came from the small police station in Huaxiang Village. Huaxiang Village is a small village in the town. It has only more than a hundred households and a few hundred people. Therefore, the police station is naturally very small, just a small village.
A small courtyard, an office, an interrogation room, and a detention room.
"What's the matter, you still want to go directly to prison and go to labor camp!" Police Miao said coldly.
"Haha, if I have time, I really want to go there and experience life." Lei Yu regained his cynical look.
Police Miao really had nothing to do with this weird boy, "Well, let me ask you, can you really ask for rain?"
"Haha, with your professional eyes, guess whether I can do it or not."
Policeman Miao looked at Thunderstorm carefully from top to bottom and said with certainty: "I don't think you know how to do it!"
"Haha, haha, haha, the police sister is really aware of everything. I am very capable, but the only one I don't have is the ability to post to God on Weibo to pray for rain!"
"Ah? Then why are you still patting your chest to assure me!" At this moment, Police Miao actually started to worry about Lei Yu.
"Haha, don't worry, my beautiful police sister, I did some research before I came to your place. The weather forecast says there will be rain tonight."
Chapter completed!