Seeing Goudan eating enthusiastically, Lu Guihua also pursed her lips and smiled, took the bowl of three-fresh rice noodles, and started to eat it. The two of them attacked the rice noodles face to face.

After eating rice noodles, Gou Dan and Lu Guihua walked out of the restaurant together. Gou Dan naturally helped Lu Guihua carry the backpack full of goods, and the two of them walked back to the village one after another.

"Aunt Guihua, walk faster!" Goudan, who was striding ahead, reminded Lu Guihua, who was following closely behind. "Why are you walking on that broken road in high heels and not afraid of your feet being bruised?"

"I came by car..." Lu Guihua explained in a low voice, but it was a pity that Du Lezhang only dropped her at the corner of the street. Before he could help her mail the things out, he hurried to the city with a so-called friend.

He went to do some work and left her alone.

Goudan looked at the pair of shiny black leather shoes on Lu Guihua's feet: "There is a section of road ahead that is flooded. Do you think we should change to another road?"

"Where should we go?" Lu Guihua also knew that the flooded path was about twenty or thirty meters away, and she couldn't help but feel anxious.

"Don't worry, isn't there a branch road here?" Goudan pointed to a tree-lined path full of dense trees on the left, "We can take a shortcut home from here!"

"Where should we go?" Lu Guihua looked at the direction of Goudan's finger and felt a little hesitant in her heart. It was a very remote path, rarely visited by people, and there were many trees, so it looked a bit gloomy.

"Aunt Guihua, are you scared?" Goudan examined Lu Guihua's expression and saw a fleeting hint of panic on her face.

"Goudan, I heard that that place is very unsafe, and there was also a big snake blocking the road..."

"Aunt Osmanthus, that's just a legend. Who has really seen it? Even if there is a big snake, don't be afraid, isn't it me? I'm so strong that I can beat a tiger to death. Do you believe it or not?"

Goudan chuckled nonchalantly, "Besides, it takes at least three miles to get back to your home via this road. It's close, shady and without the sun!"

"Yes, we really can't get any sun!" Lu Guihua looked up at the sky and saw that the sun was hanging high in the sky, sending out waves of scorching heat to the earth.

"Let's go, Aunt Guihua, don't let the sun tan you!" Goudan couldn't help but take the lead and walked towards the remote path. Lu Guihua hesitated for a moment and immediately followed.

"Aunt Guihua!" Goudan looked back at Lu Guihua, who was walking cautiously and looking around. He felt a little funny in his heart, "Do you want me to tell you some funny jokes?"

"What kind of funny joke is this?"

"Let me tell you some funny jokes that I saw above!" Goudan cleared the noise and started to tell a joke that he thought was funny. "Aunt Guihua, first of all, let me explain to you, this is a description.

The joke about others being ugly and so ugly is like this, your sweet smile makes wolves hang themselves; your gentle cry makes chickens fly and dogs jump; your chic stand makes the smell spread; you

Sweating with excitement will kill lice; if you don’t dress up, you’ll be uglier than a ghost; if you dress up, ghosts will be paralyzed!”

"What are these, making people look ugly!" Lu Guihua curled her lips.

"Hey, you all came here to see it!" Goudan cracked a smile and started talking again, "An uncle brought his five-year-old little wife to my house to play. My parents and uncle were chatting in the living room, and the little shot moved in.

He was standing on a stool on the balcony watching the busy traffic. After a while, Shota jumped off the stool and ran to his father and shouted loudly: "Dad, Dad, there is a beautiful woman on the street." His father was slightly embarrassed and did not respond. Now Shota was too anxious and shouted

: "If you don't look at me, you can leave. Then don't say I didn't call you!"

"What is Xiaozhengtai?" Lu Guihua was a little confused.

"Uh...it means a popular descriptive language for handsome little boys..."

"Oh, that's it..." Lu Guihua nodded thoughtfully.

"There is also a joke about a teacher who is giving lectures to students with a projector and Thunderbolt hanging on it. When he was getting into the lecture, a dialog box suddenly popped up on the screen: "Aoi 760m, the download is complete, do you want to open it?"

At this time, the students in the audience shouted: "Open! Open! Open!" This teacher is so confused...

"A friend sent me a message and asked me, do you know what Tang Monk and Sora Aoi have in common? I was stunned at the time, so I asked, what do they have in common, and my friend replied, "Suck and lick to get semen."

Ah (Seeking Buddhist Scriptures from the West), I am all kinds of messy..."
Chapter completed!