Chapter 9 Talking Eloquently About Picking Up Girls
"Boss Wang..." After Goudan heard Wang Jingui's words, he suddenly felt sad. It seemed that Wang Jingui was not lying, because it was said that he was helping the village chief's family with menial work not long ago, stealing
When I saw Lu Guihua taking a bath, I did see the red mole on her right breast. Now it was obvious that Wang Jingui really had Aunt Guihua in bed, otherwise he would not know the secret.
The thought of Lu Guihua being put on bed by this toad-like man in front of her and making her scream, somehow made Goudan feel uncomfortable for no reason...
"Oh, it took me almost an hour to pay the public food, and I was exhausted..." Wang Jingui shook his head, with an expression of unfinished expression, "The village elder's wife is really a man-eating fairy, and her promiscuous behavior in bed is like even going to the hair salon.
None of the ladies here can compare to her. When I fucked her until she became sexually aroused, she screamed non-stop..."
"Poof" Just when Wang Jingui was shaking his head and feeling good about himself, there was a sudden pop from under the bed.
"What's the sound?" Wang Jingui's ears suddenly became stunned. "Goudan, is there someone in the house?"
"No...no..." It was obviously Ma Xiuyun who was hiding under the bed. Widow Ma couldn't help but make the sound when she heard Wang Jingui's talk. Goudan secretly screamed something bad. In order to cover up the truth, he hurriedly put his butt under the bed.
He rubbed against the bed, making the bed creak, "I farted just now..."
"Oh, it turns out it was your turtle who farted!" Wang Jingui said as if covering his nose, "No wonder the room stinks so much!"
"By the way, Boss Wang, if you and Aunt Guihua did what you did, even if you pay for the food, it's still private food. You're not Aunt Guihua's husband, so it's not considered public food!"
"That's right, what I paid was private food!" Boss Wang looked like he suddenly realized, "Actually speaking, women in the country are no worse than women in the city!"
"That's right! The country people have the wild charm of the country people, which you city people can't compare with..." Goudan felt a little sour when he thought that Wang Jingui had screwed Aunt Du Guihua, and finally couldn't suppress his curiosity.
Boss Wang, how did you get Aunt Guihua to sleep with you?"
"Hehe, I see you want to pick up girls even though you haven't even grown all your hair. Well, today I'm going to teach you a secret trick to pick up girls!"
"What's the secret to picking up girls?" Goudan looked at Wang Jingui eagerly, really wanting to hear something from him.
"First: beautiful women are afraid of loneliness, second: beautiful women are afraid of being pestered by their husbands, and third: lonely beauties are even more afraid of being pestered by their husbands!" Boss Wang talked eloquently. "The more beautiful and lonely beauties are, the more afraid they are of being pestered by their husbands. What are you talking about?"
When she is lonely and unbearable, pester her, and good things will happen! Although your village elder's wife is beautiful, her flowers don't have the fragrance of wild flowers. The village elder has been hunting wild food outside all day, and today I saw the village elder hooking up with someone in the city.
I married a girl from a hair salon and bought a box of Viagra, so I was going to have sex with that girl..."
"Really?"
"If it's not steamed, is it boiled? Have you ever seen a man who has no ability, no looks, and a very poor family, but the wife he marries has big breasts, fair skin, and is very beautiful! Yes!
The first prerequisite for doing this is to be thick-skinned! All the beauties are lured back!"
"Yeah, it's true!" Goudan also knew that some men who were not astonishingly handsome and had no money or ability did have a beautiful girl by their side.
"Okay, that's all for today..." Wang Jingui stood up, "I'm tired and want to lie down and take a nap first!"
"Okay, you sleep!" Goudanpi looked at Boss Wang with a smile, "As long as you are not afraid of this bed board rubbing your back, you can sleep as you like! Hey!"
"Get out!" Wang Jingui pulled Goudan away. "Don't disturb me when I'm sleeping!" After Wang Jingui said that, he lay down on the bed. Goudan also hurriedly hid in the chair where Boss Wang left and sat down. He watched Wang Jingui sleep while
Chapter completed!