blood confession
Ever since Xie Bangui accepted Tang Shuai's brocade box, Fatty Gao had been winking at Xie Bangui all the way, barely asking him to open the brocade box and take a look at it.
Over there, Mei Xin'er's pout never dropped, her face was sullen and she refused to talk to Xie Bangui.
Finally, Xie Bangui couldn't stand it anymore, and all his anger was directed at Fatty Gao: "Do you have corns in your eye sockets? Are you afraid of squeezing them out?"
Fatty Gao said with a smile: "Brother! What good thing did Miss Tang give you? Can you let me see it?"
"You... I really can't stand you!" Xie Bangui reluctantly took out a small concealed weapon from the brocade box and stuffed it into Mei Xin'er's hand: "I asked Tang Jingyuan to give it to you specifically."
"For me?" Mei Xin'er was stunned, lowered her head and looked into Xie Bangui's hand. The concealed weapon, which was only the size of an ordinary rouge box, was embedded in a pair of beautiful and elegant cowhide hand guards. You could tell at a glance.
It's something for women.
Xie Bangui said angrily: "This is the Tang Sect's unique hidden weapon, the Heart-Chasing Arrow. It can be fired five times in a row, and it can hit hundreds of ox-hair needles each time. It cannot be hidden within five feet of the Earthly Evil Realm."
In the past, arrows are highly poisonous, so be careful when using them. If it weren’t for your poor kung fu, I wouldn’t be begging Tang Jingyuan!"
"Hmph! I don't care about the Tang Sect's hidden weapons. However, it looks very interesting. Let's play with it for two days and then I'll return it to you when you've had enough." Mei Xin'er happily took the Heart-Chasing Arrow in her hand.
Mei Xin'er, whose face was smiling like a flower, suddenly stared at the fat man's face and said, "Brother Fatty, why are you smiling so weirdly?".
"No, no... no way... no way..." Fatty Gao waved his hands and said: "Your fat brother is born with a kind face, how can you smile so weirdly!"
"Bah -" Lao Qian, who was following behind, said with a sigh: "You are the only one who is so kind. You can even come up with the stupid thing of confessing your relatives to Sora Mian, so what else can't you do?"
Fatty Gao rolled his eyes at the other person and said, "Aren't you just following my example? Why don't you leave the good head of the family alone and have to go back to Guiya with me to work as a master who only has ten taels of silver a month?"
"I committed evil in my last life." Lao Qian's face was as serious as the bottom of a pot, with a smile in his eyes.
Mei Xin'er tilted her head and said, "Is it really effective to shed blood to recognize a relative?"
"It's useless!" Xie Bangui said: "Those are all deceptive things created by gangsters."
"Who said that?" Fatty Gao said dissatisfied: "It has taken hundreds of years to identify relatives by shedding blood. If it is really a lie, how can it fool people for such a long time?"
Mei Xin'er suddenly became playful: "Fat brother, how about I use you and Xie Bangui to restore the blood?"
"Bullshit!" Fatty Gao and Xie Bangui said in unison: "I'm not his father!"
Mei Xin'er disagreed: "Even if you don't see the hemolysis, you can just see the disintegration! Please?"
Xie Bangui really couldn't stand Mei Xin'er's insistence, so he finally agreed to try again at the teahouse in front. As a result, something unexpected happened.
Mei Xin'er looked at the two drops of blood in the bowl and stammered: "Rong...Rong...are you brothers?"
Fatty Gao's big mouth was split to the base of his ears, and he cried like a mourner: "My brother--, my poor brother--"
"Go away -" Xie Bangui wished he could kick him eight feet away. Normally, Fatty Gao always called him brother, but today Xie Bangui felt that his "brother" call was extremely disgusting.
Fatty Gao got up and patted the table and cried: "My brother, what hardships have you suffered! Brother, I was born with two and a half kilograms of gold locks. You are so good, you were thrown into the grave before weaning.
It’s in…”
Xie Bangui was so angry that his eyes were filled with stars: "Two and a half kilograms of gold locks, why didn't I strangle you to death?"
Fatty Gao said angrily: "No, let's go back to Jinling. I have to find the old man to make you recognize your ancestors."
"Go away, I'm not in the mood!"
Xie Bangui felt that he must have gone crazy or taken the wrong medicine. How could he have agreed to go back to Jinling with Fatty Gao and enter the Duke of Rong Kingdom in the first place?
Just looking at Fatty Gao's father's physique, which is enough to knock down a horse, you know that he has nothing to do with the Gao family.
However, Fatty Gao didn't think so. Before the Duke Gao Jin could sit firmly on his butt, he slapped the table and said, "Tell me! Did you have a foreign wife and give birth to a son secretly?"
"Pfft!" The Duke almost spat out the tea with a sip of tea: "You...is there something wrong with you? Your mother will die if she hears these words."
After Fatty Gao finished talking about the matter, the first thing the Duke did was to put his head in front of Fatty Gao. Their two pancake-sized faces faced each other, and they stared at Sesame-like eyes and blinked a few times: "Son, look.
We look so much alike, it’s like pulling it off my face. If you look at him again, how much does he look like me?"
"That's... wrong -" Fatty Gao jumped up at that time: "If I shrink your face a few times, it will definitely look like that. Didn't you say it yourself, weren't you like this when you were young? Also, can't Brother Xie grow up?
Does it have to be like his mother?"
"Ouch!" The Duke patted his cheek as if he had a toothache and said, "You still don't allow me to brag!"
The fat man said reluctantly: "If you don't explain clearly today, I will go find my mother!"
Before the Duke of Guo could say anything, the master from the mansion ran in anxiously: "Master, hurry up... hurry up..., the news about Mr.
…”
"You're holding on to—" The Duke of Guo smashed the window and ran away, climbing over the courtyard wall and escaping out of the house.
Fatty Gao's face turned pale: "Brother, run away first! When my mother started to act, the gods would tremble when she saw her."
Xie Bangui ran out with the fat man without thinking. Before he could run far, he heard a woman shouting: "Go and catch that shameless old man. If you can't find him, don't come back."
Already."
Xie Bangui felt dizzy: "Is this family normal?"
Lao Qian also gasped and said: "We shouldn't have come. I've learned the lesson. Let's run away quickly!"
"No!" Mei Xin'er whispered, "What if you guys are really brothers? Actually, I think you and Brother Fatty have some similarities in their charm."
"I think so too." Fatty Gao said, "You can relax and stay here. My master is very good at finding old masters. He can catch them in no time."
The master really knew the Duke of Guo very well, and after a while he found the old fat man drinking a small drink: "Master, my wife asked me to find you!"
The Duke smiled awkwardly and said: "You know me well. Others don't know whether I have an extramarital affair, so don't you know? But Madam... hahaha... you are not an outsider either... you know that, right...
…Ha ha……"
"Yes, yes..." Master said in agreement: "Madam, that means deep love and deep responsibility. Just wait until she figures it out."
The little eyes of the Duke of Guo suddenly revealed a fierce look: "So, you must find a way to solve this matter for me satisfactorily, otherwise, I will definitely beat you to death before I die!"
"This..." Master knew that the old fat man was definitely not joking. Although he was so fat that he could crush a pear wood chair, when he got angry, he was a real tiger. Whoever he said he wanted to beat to death, he really didn't leave a breath for him.
Son.
The master wiped the cold sweat, his eyes rolled around and said: "Let's do this..."
Chapter completed!