Chapter 103 The Book of Songs and Menstruation
Just when everyone was stunned, someone in the back row shouted loudly, "Hello, teacher!" The voice was clean and neat, without any delay.
The power of role models is infinite. Often when people don’t know what to do, there is a leader suddenly, and 99% of the others will be driven. So an amazing scene appeared in the classroom, with 47 students in the class of 49 students.
He shouted in unison: "Hello teacher!" His voice was deafening and neat.
This is the effect that Dongfang Xiaofei has to wait for. A strange effect occurs. When the students shouted to the teacher in unison, they felt the pull of a unity power, and the cohesion of the class quietly took root.
"Hello, classmates! Please sit down!" Dongfang Xiaofei responded.
"Whip, there is no sound of seat shaking in the classroom, and instead it is a neat sitting sound.
"Classmates, today is my first class for you. I need to confess first. I am a parallel person. Actually, my major is not a Chinese student, but you can rest assured that even if I am not a Chinese student, I am also a Chinese student.
I will definitely do my best to teach Chinese class well."
Dongfang Xiaofei's opening remark was a little humor and sincerity. When he finished speaking these words, some of the students' hearts had undergone subtle changes, but some students smiled sinisterly on their faces.
"Today we will learn the first lesson, "Three Poems of the Book of Songs", Dongfang Xiaofei asked Director Wang of the Teaching Department yesterday. The Chinese language of Class 1 of Grade 2 has not been available since the start of the second year of Grade 2, and there has been no class at all.
After that, Dongfang Xiaofei decided to start making up for it from the first lesson.
"What is the Book of Songs? Is it similar to our menstruation every month?" Dongfang Xiaofei said what he wanted to say, but was almost overwhelmed by a female classmate in the class.
The class burst into laughter. The atmosphere suddenly returned to its original state. Everyone looked at Dongfang Xiaofei with a smile to see how he answered this question. Because this question is so lethal, it is no less than that given by the United States.
The atomic bomb dropped by Hiroshima.
"Well... this question is very good." Dongfang Xiaofei was not angry because he also liked the unrestrainedness of students in his bones, but it was just his own guidance. It was like governing the Yellow River. The more you were
The result is that the Yellow River is flooded. If you adopt the guide method, even if the Yellow River is yellow, you can only rush along the river channel and you can't make much waves.
"This classmate, can I know your name?" Dongfang Xiaofei flew into a fictional shot.
"My name is Zhang Yan," the short-haired girl stood up and replied.
"Very good, Zhang Yan, since you can ask this question, it means you are still willing to think." Dongfang Xiaofei praised the short-haired girl named Zhang Yan.
"But, there is still a difference between this "Book of Songs" and menstruation." Dongfang Xiaofei didn't intend to explain this, after all, it belongs to girls' exclusive "secret", but Dongfang Xiaofei discovered more than 20 girls in the class.
, No one was embarrassed to bow his head, as if it was commonplace.
"What's the difference?" another long-haired girl asked with a smile.
"In terms of time, the Book of Songs is a product of thousands of years, while menstruation is only a product of one month. So from this point of view, the Book of Songs is much more important. Isn't there such a song called "Thousand Years"?
Wait for a second", I dare not wait for a thousand years.
As soon as Dongfang Xiaofei finished explaining, there was a lot of laughter in the classroom. It was a thousand years to wait. Many female students particularly appreciate Dongfang Xiaofei's wit and humor.
Zhang Yan, who asked this question, had a smile on his face. He originally wanted to make things difficult for the new teacher, but he did not expect that he would resolve it so cleverly.
"The Book of Songs is the first collection of poems in my country. It contains 311 poems from the early Western Zhou Dynasty to the middle of the Spring and Autumn Period for more than 500 years, also known as "The Three Hundred Poetry". It was called "The Songs" in the pre-Qin period, or its integer number is called "The Songs". "Three Hundred Poetry". It was respected as a Confucian classic in the Western Han Dynasty and was first called "The Book of Songs" and has been used to this day. Six meanings"
The Book of Songs contains 305 poems, which are divided into three parts: Feng, Ya and Song.”
Dongfang Xiaofei took the opportunity to express the definition of the Book of Songs, and it was just right. Many students listened carefully. If it were the past, no student was willing to listen, but now Dongfang Xiaofei's humor has impressed many people.
"Mental period, also known as menstrual cycle, is also called Menstrualcycle," Dongfang Xiaofei said in English.
"It is a physiological cycle that occurs between some fertile female humans and other human animals. Other mammals undergo erotic cycles. Women of childbearing age and female primates, every other month or so
, The endometrium undergoes a periodic change in the endometrium with autonomous thickening, vascular hyperplasia, gland growth and secretion, and collapse and fall of the endometrium with bleeding. This periodic ejaculation or ejaculation is called menstruation.
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Dongfang Xiaofei did not forget the question just now and explained the concept of menstruation in detail.
"Thanks to the time Li Xiner was pregnant, Dongfang Xiaofei knew that he would have a son, so he specially studied women's physiology knowledge. Otherwise, he would hate to be less when he was using it. It seems that reading more books is still beneficial.
"Student Zhang Yan, do you understand this time?" Dongfang Xiaofei asked.
Seeing that Zhang Yan did not answer directly, but lowered his head, Dongfang Xiaofei continued to talk below.
"Teacher, what did you mean by Feng and what did Yasong mean?" asked a male classmate with glasses.
Judging from the appearance of this male classmate, he should still be the kind of person who is willing to learn in the class.
""Feng" means local style and wind. "Ya" means righteous music, that is, music songs during the nobles' banquet or the dynasty meeting of princes are divided into "Da Ya" and "Xiao Ya" according to the layout of the music. There are 105 poems.
, Among them, 31 articles in Daya and 74 articles in Xiaoya. "Song" is a sacrificial music song, divided into 31 articles in "Zhou Song", 4 articles in "Lu Song", and 5 articles in "Shang Song", with a total of 40 articles. It is one of the "Five Classics"
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Dongfang Xiaofei explained it, perhaps because it was quite profound. The male classmate with glasses sat down with no idea.
"Today we will first learn one of the three poems in the Book of Songs, "Quiet Girl", which describes a heart-pounding date between a young man and a woman, which shows the deep affection of a young man to his girlfriend."
"Teacher, did people in ancient times know how to date?" asked a male classmate.
Chapter completed!