Chapter 2109 : Stand up and be the master of the house 3
Shaking his head lightly, the magnificent sunset is still the sunset after all, why should we miss it?
Yesterday the sky was full of yellow sand, maybe tomorrow the sky will be clear and the clouds will be light and the wind will be gentle?
I still wonder what the weather was like yesterday; what is that yellow color? It's a bit like the yellowed pages of history books, or the first color of a person.
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"My-hobby, uh, is, play-basketball, climbing-mountain, ah, swim-ming" [
“i-like-reading,and,sleeping”
This guy is more down-to-earth and likes to sleep.
"i,i,think,a,this-is-the-problem-of-the-parents,student-oh no,childrens"
I sweat, children, he might as well say children, this, that, I, calm down, people are learning, there is nothing funny, right?
Reminds me of a joke, Brian's abc joke, about an international student classmate of his who was taking a driver's license test in the United States, uh, or in Australia, because that place is so big that it's really difficult to go out without a car.
So, many people take the driver's license test, buy second-hand cars, and then become car owners.
Without further ado, when he was taking the driver's license test, a sign appeared in front of him to turn left. The student was not sure, so he asked the examiner:
"turn-left?"
The examiner answered honestly:
"right
So he hung up
Well, actually, I don’t think we need to move the question as far away as the United States or Australia. When people from the south go to the north to eat dumplings, they ask the pretty waiter:
“How much do dumplings cost per night?”
So, I got a big slap in the face and was called a "hooligan"!!
Of course, when eating dumplings and eating noodles in the South, it’s generally a matter of bowl; Well, when eating this type of pasta in the North, it’s usually a matter of bowl.
"How much do dumplings cost per catty? Give me four taels."
However, this must be a language communication problem in the past. Some people even pronounce the word "dumpling" as "sleep". Now such stores will post a large price list or menu, sweat!
"hello!"
Zhang Yalong smiled and said hello to me
Chapter completed!