1789. The funniest joke in the world
The five royal wives were forced to accept the divorce letter from Prince Huangzheng. From then on, they finally settled the love and hatred that they had been entangled with Prince Huangzhao for many years. Whether it was pain or hurt, joy or sadness, waiting or staying.
, everyone knows.
In the 632nd year of the Huangfeng calendar, it was September 19th, three days before Prince Huangzhao led his troops to the expedition.
The night is as cool as water, and the moon hangs brightly in the sky. At night, at midnight, smoke can be heard.
"Mr. Wang, how about some food? You haven't eaten water or rice all day and night. How can you survive?"
She is dressed in a beauty's clothes, floating enchantingly and messily on the wooden railing of the pavilion.[
The clear tears rippling lightly are condensed in the picturesque eyebrows, with microwaves as white as the moon, and the jade is moving, and the beauty is beautiful. As soon as a drop falls, it will make you feel sad and ecstasy, which has hurt you since ancient times.
The loneliness and loneliness against the moon.
The waiter accompanied the beautiful young master with dinner that had been heated no less than ten times and advised him worriedly.
"My heart is gone, so what's the point of my body? Leave your things there. I want to be alone for a while, and don't bother me again."
A wet streak under the eyes is the trace of tears blown by the night wind. Half of it has dried, and the other half still remains on the face that has been washed away by tears and has spread makeup, in the cold night.
In the wind, there is only a trace of beauty's sadness, which is the taste of sorrow.
An Ruoyu leaned on the wooden railing and listened to the waiter's words. She curled her lips bitterly and looked absently at the dark night sky with a full moon hanging high. The words she spoke were already lifeless, like
The hollowed-out empty shell lazily guarded the pitch-black gaze in his eyes.
The woman who has been in his heart for many years has cruelly left him the divorce letter. Will she still care about his body?
joke!
Is this the least funny joke in the world?
"Mr. Wang, what can we do? Your Majesty will go on an expedition in three days. If you get hurt at this time, you will definitely make your Majesty leave with worry. Your Majesty will be worried about you."
Prince Huangzhen's divorce was something that was carefully guarded and decided after all the servants had been purged. The waiter did not know that his master had already taken the prince's divorce letter. Instead, he thought in his heart that his master was
I was thinking about the prince and didn't want him to go away to fight, so I used the prince's reasons to persuade my master.
But how did the waiter know that although his master did not like to eat because of the prince, the real reason for not liking to eat was completely different from what the waiter thought, and it was absolutely contrary to the truth.
Chi, different theories.
"You told me not to bother me anymore. Your Majesty is going on an expedition. What does it have to do with me? If you don't want to eat, you won't eat. Get them all out. Get them out for me!"
It was okay if the waiter didn't say anything, but when he said it, it aroused the sadness in An Ruoyu's heart. It was as if someone had stabbed the painful spot with a knife. The pain was numb, but his temper still remained. He vented it all on saying the wrong thing for some reason.
On the little waiter's body.
"I know I was wrong, I know I was wrong."
Seeing An Ruoyu's fierce temper, the waiter held the food plate in his hand and his knees weakened in fright. He was so anxious that he knelt down to admit his mistake to his master.
But before the waiter's knees touched the ground, he suddenly felt a force of wind coming from his wrist, gently catching his lower body.
Chapter completed!