Chapter 8 Marriage is the cause of trouble (Part 2)
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"Caesar! I need a lover!" This was my solemn request to my cheap daddy after careful consideration after returning home.
The cheap daddy was not surprised at all. He smiled and said, "I'm not."
"There is always one person who is your friend, subordinate, and ally?" I asked.
The cheap dad said with a weird face: "I'm sorry, kid. Those kind of people are not within the scope of my selection of friends and subordinates. However, when it comes to love saints, your teacher Provadas has never taught you similar things.
knowledge?”
That old guy? That scumbag?
Alexander interrupted in surprise: "He is actually the Saint of Love?"
"We'll talk about it first. I think this is most likely the strategy used by General Provadas!" I curled my lips angrily.
The cheap daddy grinned, and he smiled very lewdly. I'm sorry to use this word, but that's the truth. He shook the wine glass in his hand and said: "Boy, don't you think this is very efficient?"
Let’s talk about it first? A tempting picture that appears in Japanese doujinshi comics comes to mind. It seems that this is also a very good idea. After all, there is something in Constantinople that my cheap dad can’t cover.
The matter was probably the murder of the emperor.
"Caesar... you are... instigating me, this minor... to rape a widow!" I quickly dismissed this thought, it was so terrifying, my heart actually moved just now!
Cheap Daddy smiled and shook his finger: "I'm just giving the most practical and effective plan from a third party's perspective."
"It seems that you also know that it was very difficult for me to marry that wife!" I swallowed a mouthful of lamb angrily.
Alexander asked at this time: "Caesar, I would like you to ask Anigilos, the executive minister of the Imperial General Affairs Department, how much it would cost to raze Dione and build a large fort covering an area of 1,000 square meters from above."
"It won't cost much to raze Dione and build a fort, but there are many rich and powerful properties there. Nearby is the university district and the Eldios Theater. What do you want to do?"
Under Cheap Daddy's thoughtful gaze, Alexander said: "We just want Caesar to scare the girls in Constantinople for us."
"Oh... just to scare them?" Cheap Daddy looked very interested in what we were doing secretly. He smiled mysteriously, "There is no problem with this. As long as you know what you are doing, it will be fine.
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Of course we know what we are doing, but we don't quite know what the Roman Caesar was doing in the Forum of Augusta.
Two days later, that is, two days earlier than the date of the blind date with that brother.
The old place, the Mnemosynes coffee shop in the Dione neighborhood.
Hundreds of powerful ladies, all dressed up in fancy clothes but with murderous eyes, appeared in this place.
My brother, I, Maurice, including the brother who was on a blind date, and others, a total of more than 30 people who were invited, were instantly stunned by these warblings.
The entire hall is filled with the fragrance of cute girls, as if a normal man stepped into this paradise-like place, he would definitely show an expression of lust and excitement.
"We seem to be caught off guard!" Valens whispered, his face a little ugly and distorted, as if a ten-thousand-word grass mud horse beast was running past in front of him... I can guarantee that he has never seen so many things in his life.
Beautiful female creatures crowded together in a place.
"There is a traitor!!" Morris glared fiercely at the man who was nominated by his parents for a blind date. The latter almost cried when he heard this low voice.
"The enemy is outnumbered and we were caught off guard because of the surprise attack. Now our morale is low. If we don't find a way to restore it, the situation will be very bad!" Constans, who looked bitter, swallowed his saliva and concluded.
Alexander was very calm, but I saw his eyebrows raised. He was very dissatisfied with the performance of the people around him: "What should I do?"
The ball just hit me. When I glanced over, the ferocious looks on the faces of the ladies who hid their faces behind their little hand fans were amazing! Look, there are five of us traveling through time and space rather than resenting them.
The five hegemonies that reunited in 1718 after a millennium collapsed halfway through, and the tragedy of resentment is great?
Stare back!
I was very satisfied with the evasive looks of the little girls. I waved to the police officer who came with us and asked them to bring a table. After doing this, the attention of the other party was also attracted.
"Everyone! Take out your weapons!!!"
No one cares about me?
Ignore it!
He pulled out his rapier with a clatter. Under the sun, the carefully maintained weapon shone brightly. Looking at his reflection above, he only heard a continuous sound nearby! We drew our swords!
Opposite me, the murderous aura of those aristocratic ladies disappeared immediately! Their little faces turned completely white in the shadow of swords and swords. Then, I saw Maurice taking a long stride, as if he had just been released from a mental hospital.
He laughed like a lunatic.
Damn it, brother, what are you going to do? Did I ask you to rush in and play with one horse as a thousand?
I quickly shouted: "Okay, everyone, please take off your weapons, put them on this table, and then walk inside one by one."
"Ah?" Morris froze on the spot.
Everyone looked at me, then at other people, and finally looked at Alexander.
Bayonets, muskets, gun brushes, gunpowder, bullets, these common self-defense tools were taken out one by one. Just when we all thought Alexander had disarmed himself, he took out two weapons from his arms and cuffs.
Large and small daggers.
Alexander glanced at the fat and thin girls inside, looked at me deeply, then walked in. After a while, a table was filled with our small gadgets, huh? I am actually here
I saw a hand-held grenade! Damn, what bastard did this? I put away the gun and sword and then looked at the noble ladies. They had black lines on their heads and slightly distorted faces.
Cough cough cough... I put away the hand-held grenade and walked through the two rows of our personnel standing in military school stance to reach Alexander. Taking another step forward, I grinned and showed what I thought was a very kind smile: "
Ladies, as you can see, we first disarmed us. Now, it’s your turn to show your sincerity. Show your sincerity in negotiating!”
After that, I sneered. We often did this when we fought in the military academy. Opposite me, the noble ladies either had twitching eyes or dull expressions, and their eyes were blank. Because, they seemed to have nothing but beautiful and expensive clothes.
There is nothing to take off the clothes.
There was dead silence for several minutes. Just when we thought they were going to remain silent forever, a blood-curdling cry rose into the sky!
"You guys are bullying people!!!"
"Woooooo!! Don't do this!~~~Mom!"
While my eyes were staring blankly here, a girl broke away from their large group in tears!
Just like that, you made me cry?
I was shocked, shocked, surprised, and my face was full of disbelief! I turned around quietly and wanted to ask other people, but...
"Oh!!!! Successfully frightened off an enemy! What a miracle of art!" This was Valens' low fanatic scream, which was very harsh!
Constans whispered to himself there again: "One person escaped, the enemy's morale was low, and our morale was high! Nikephorus is really a genius!"
Alexander chuckled and said nothing.
Morris felt my gaze, and saw that his eyes were burning and piercing. He looked at the sword and dagger under the man holding the grenade again and again, trembling awkwardly, and his tongue was dry: "At this time, should we take advantage of the victory and pursue it?"
Chapter completed!