() In summer, on the vast plains, after a light rain, the ears of rice sparkle in the sun, and light smoke rises from the villages on the dirt roadside.

It was during this midday break from farm work that a church standing on a hill in the distance rang out the bells.

This is the final farewell for a soul to leave this world, and it also brings me back to reality from my thoughts.

Just opposite, in the shadow cast by the cross, an old man was lying peacefully in the coffin, with his mustache still flamboyant. The dazzling array of medals on his decent military uniform told the people who looked at him for the last time and told about this old man.

Great achievements in the past.

The honorary high-ranking warlord, Provadas Ceballas, is not an ordinary old man, let alone a simple soldier. In fact, as early as the first time I saw this old guy, I instinctively felt

He is not simple.

In fact, anyone who sees an old man riding a horse with a mouth full of dazzling gold teeth will have a similar feeling. However, the more tragic thing is yet to come, that is, this old man with a mouth full of gold teeth is seducing in a lewd manner.

He was looking at the sheepherding village girl on the side of the road who was old enough to be his great-granddaughter, making the little girl blush. I don’t know much about what happened to that little girl. Anyway, I only know that every few months, he was killed by him.

If you look at the Yangcun girls in a hurry, they will be replaced by a new batch.

His private life is chaotic, his taste is vulgar, and his words are rude, but it is undeniable that the old man is very powerful. He is brave, fearless, and a first-class general. This is the most common evaluation of the old man in the eyes of laymen; he is an outstanding cavalry commander who can survive in adversity.

He is calm, composed and extremely tenacious. His sense of victory is something few can match him. The command of the cavalry is in his hands, which is the final bargaining chip for victory. The above are the opinions of many generals who have worked with the old man for many years.

Impression. In short, this old scumbag should be a rare general. However, sometimes I feel that if the old man was not from a low background, he would actually be more suitable to be a politician rather than a general.

Who makes this lewd old man so shameless?

I still remember, when I was nine years old, the old guy said this sentence.

"Women are the most terrifying creatures in the world!"

The old guy's thinking was like a storm on the open sea, unpredictable, and whatever he thought came to mind, but when this happened, everyone present widened their eyes and froze, there was nothing they could do, it was so unexpected!

The old guy who grabbed everyone's attention had no intention of letting go of such an opportunity.

"You also know what I look like now." It seems that the old man is also self-aware of his own image in everyone's mind, "I was not like this before. In the past, I was also a fierce general on the battlefield. I have never seen any big scenes.

, even if an iron bullet flies over and smashes all my teeth, I can continue to command the battle without changing my expression. Even if my butt has an attack of hemorrhoids that day, I can lead the cavalry to charge."

Using his front teeth to kill both sides with an incoming cannonball and enduring the pain of hemorrhoids while riding a horse to command a cavalry charge are the two things that the old guy likes to brag about most in his life. But every time the old guy mentions these two things, I always get excited.

I can feel that the few veterans standing nearby are just like me. They all have black lines on their heads and the corners of their eyes are twitching violently. Damn, you think this is a cat and mouse. If a cannonball hits your face, you can ignore the laws of physics.

Just knock out all the teeth?

"But look at me now! This is what you get for a woman!" The old guy puffed his beard and glared, with an expression of bitterness and hatred.

A group of frightened underage aristocratic boys lamented the terrifying destructive power of women for a while, but not all of them were fools. At this time, a brave kid jumped out and wanted to expose the old guy's lies! That's not me

, his name was Constans, and he was specifically targeted for a long time afterwards.

"Since you know how scary women are, why do you still like to approach women so much?"

"This is the most powerful thing about women!" The old guy looked very solemn at that time, like a bad guy who was specially chosen to tell ghost stories in the middle of the night in the wind and rain. "It is obviously terrifying to death, but it also has the ability to make men unable to escape.

Beautiful women are even more like this. Once they are trapped, they will never be able to extricate themselves! So, little devils, never get close to women. This is advice from an old man who was harmed by women!"

In a sense, the old guy was right, but he may have underestimated how bad he was in everyone's impression, so that the impact he caused cannot be explained clearly in words. It is said that the next day, our group

Among the unlucky ones, a few older boys broke up outside the manor with the farm girls and sheep-herding girls they flirted with. I saw those village girls, eleven or twelve years old, and they were quite cute. Ever since they hooked up with them,

I rarely talk to the old guy anymore.

It seems that I roughly understand the whole story. I have to say that the old guy's thick skin makes me admire him like a torrent of water. As for his cleverness and wit in defending the country's territory and never being cuckolded.

The far-sighted strategic vision made me somewhat feel the helplessness and trembling of those who were once the old guy's opponents.

As a good scholar who puts his knowledge to use, I decisively kept this amazing discovery secret and told no one about it. Until now, the unlucky guys who hung out with the old guy have always regarded his words as truth. Women are scary.

, never get close, even if you get close, you must always be vigilant, especially beautiful women, they are even more high-risk items. Probably women have been equated with nuclear radiation in the minds of those guys, if they know that there is nuclear radiation

This thing.

When the bells ended, everything fell silent, and people around him took off their hats to express their silence.

Regarding the death of the old guy, we were all surprised the moment we received the notice. We thought that the disaster would last for at least several more years, but who would have thought that he would just leave like this. However, in this per capita situation,

In a world where the life expectancy is no more than fifty years old, it is a miracle that an old man can live to be almost eighty years old. Surely it is because good people do not live long, but disasters last forever?

As for the cause of the old guy's death, it is very sad. Because what caused his death was an operation. This operation could have been completely avoided. About half a year ago, we went to his house and someone revealed that he wished him

The meaning of coming out of the mountain again. The person who said this was more out of compliment. Everyone knows that the old guy's health has been getting worse and worse recently, and the hemorrhoids have become so severe that he cannot ride a horse. But the speaker has no intention, and the listener

Interested, the old guy immediately said that there is no problem, hemorrhoids or something, just have an operation to remove it.

We have heard a little bit about this surgery. A young and strong person is almost dead after the surgery, and the recovery process afterwards is basically a hell-like torture. More importantly, the chance of recurrence is very high, and many people basically die.

He already has his thoughts, but with the old guy's age and physique, I'm afraid there won't even be any scum left.

"How can an empire veteran like me be scared off by an operation?! You guys underestimate a veteran's will and the idea of ​​sacrificing his life for the country! Besides, sir, when I was young, I never saw any big scenes!! Just you guys

Go back and wait, I will teach you a lesson when the time comes!"

Then, the old guy had a hemorrhoid removal operation with the consciousness of sacrificing his life for the country. From the end of the operation to the time before his death for more than half a year, he had been recuperating in this small town near the sea. However, in this battle of personal will and

On the battlefield of physical conditions, the old guy lost. After supporting him for half a year, he finally died of postoperative wound infection.

Thinking about it, the old guy must be very unwilling. You know, his wish has always been to die on a woman's belly. In his own words, brave generals die heroically on the battlefield, and successful generals die tragically on a woman's belly.

on the belly of a beautiful woman, so people like him must die on the belly of a beautiful woman.

It's a very tragic ideal, but what is the situation of this man who died of infection during hemorrhoid removal surgery? Well, probably, he was not a successful general, but a veteran with a lot of personality. Until he died, the old man with a high fever

The guy was still dreaming about riding across the battlefield and bragging to his recruits that he was commanding cavalry charges despite the pain of hemorrhoids.

"Glorify Him!"

Hearing this cry, we bowed to the perverse old man who had accompanied us through the five years from the age of seven to twelve.

Then, I and several other people carried the old guy's coffin to the cemetery outside, where an acupuncture point had already been dug to place his coffin. The dust sealed the coffin completely with the priest's final blessing, and he was buried with the old guy.

and the glory of his time.

Veterans never die, they just wither away slowly. The words of the big American pipe seemed extremely weighty at this time.

A tombstone was placed in front of the old guy's grave. The inscription on it was probably the old guy's last wish. This was perhaps the most serious thing the old guy had ever said in his life.

"I am both lucky and unlucky. I was lucky enough to participate in the war that happened decades ago, but unfortunately I was not able to wait until the next war. Yes, I smelled that familiar smell again, but this time
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