001 My sister's surname is Su and her name is Daji!(1/2)
Underworld Xincheng District, Reincarnation Office.
"Director Meng, there is a person who doesn't want to drink Meng Po soup, saying it's too bitter, and he has to add sugar before he can drink it!" A beauty in an OL uniform quickly walked into the office and reported with a grimace: "If it were before, I would have
Someone had caught him and raped him long ago. But not long after Mr. Yan promulgated the new policy, he said that he wanted humanized services, so I don’t dare to mess around!"
A middle-aged beautiful woman sat behind her desk, staring at the computer monitor in front of her through black-rimmed glasses, and said with disdain: "Where did this country bumpkin come from? Mengpo soup has been improved several times, and it has long been mixed with mocha coffee.
Even those old ladies can drink it with just one flavor, but they actually add sugar!"
The middle-aged beautiful woman, Director Meng, turned off the mini-game she had just finished on her computer, stood up and said, "Come on, take me to see it. When most people come to the underworld, their legs will tremble with fear.
You have the guts to make a condition. I want to see what kind of top-quality product it is. Meng Po soup even has sugar added to it."
Arriving at the lobby on the ground floor of the Reincarnation Office Building, Director Meng followed the direction pointed by the beautiful girl in uniform and saw a young soul with a very naughty face, an average figure and a temperament, and was looking around looking around.
, so let’s call that young soul the nai oil boy.
"Hello, I am Lisa Meng, the director of the Reincarnation Office. If you have any dissatisfaction with Meng Po Soup, you can feel free to mention it to me!" Director Meng walked up to the naive young man and spoke in a polite tone, but his face was filled with emotion.
Cold.
"Hello... hello!" The naive young man bowed his head to say hello to Director Meng out of habit, and said timidly: "I... I'm not dissatisfied with Meng Po soup, it's just that I was very poor when I was alive and couldn't even eat a piece of candy.
, let alone drinking coffee. So... So I really can’t swallow the coffee-flavored Meng Po soup, can you please add some sugar to me!"
"Mengpo soup is my family's special secret recipe. You cannot add any seasonings, otherwise the effect will be lost. I have been studying the coffee-flavored Mengpo soup for decades before successfully preparing it. You have to drink it today, or you can drink it even if you don't want to."
!" Well, the first sentence allows people to express their opinions, but the second sentence is to force them. I bet Director Meng is just making fun of them!
Frightened by Director Meng's glare, the naughty boy immediately softened and said aggrievedly: "Okay, okay, I'll just drink it!"
"What a bastard, I have to... wait, the light of great luck?" Director Meng was just about to scold the naughty young man, and then asked him to drink Meng Po soup, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw a faint light on the young man's head.
Guang Guang, immediately changed his mind.
He took out a love-crazy mobile phone from his pocket and took a picture of the naughty boy. Director Meng was happy.
"Su Ruan was born on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month at the third quarter of the lunar month. He was an orphan and had no living relatives. On his eighteenth birthday, he was hit by a car for no apparent reason while crossing the road. He had a weak character and did not want to make progress. He had never done anything good in his life.
I have never done anything bad, but I am often unlucky. Now that my luck has come to an end, I have to stay in the underworld to resolve it!" Director Meng read out the information about the naughty young man in front of him, and said cheerfully: "The best, really the best!
I have been on duty for so many years, and I have seen good people and evil people for nine generations, but I have never heard of a person who did nothing for nine generations."
The so-called extreme luck does not only refer to good luck. Extremely good and extremely bad luck are both extreme luck. Su Ruan, a nai oil boy, has extremely bad luck. He cannot even succeed in reincarnation and can only stay in the underworld for a long time.
Slowly resolve extreme luck.
As for those who have done nothing for nine generations, to put it simply, they are just waiting to die; to put it more complicated, they are people who are unable to do good things or do bad things, and who have been extremely mediocre for nine consecutive lives.
On the display screen of Director Meng's mobile phone, the title of Naiyou Brother Su Ruan is marked in the most eye-catching blood-red characters - the ninth generation of inaction!
"Boy, you don't need to drink Meng Po Soup!" Director Meng suppressed his laughter and said with a tremble: "With your situation, you can only stay in the underworld as an errand and slowly use up your good luck. Otherwise
, even if you are reincarnated successfully, you will still die in your mother's womb."
"Xiaoqian, take this best person to the Human Resources Department to find Manager Ma and arrange any errand for him! Remember, let him work in the old city and don't affect the appearance of the new city!" Director Meng suppressed a smile and ordered.
The beauty in uniform beside him shouted, then quickly ran back to the office, and reported the encounter with a top-notch soul to the underworld forum...
The camera suddenly shifted to the office of Manager Ma of the Human Resources Department.
"Hey, Xiaoqian, you haven't seen your brother Ma for a long time!" As the name suggests, Manager Ma of the Human Resources Department has a long horse face. When he saw Xiaoqian, the beauty in uniform, arriving, he immediately left the network where he was fighting
Yugi came up to him with a shy face.
"Brother Ma, our department is the busiest department in the whole government. How can we usually have time to take a walk!" Xiaoqian pouted her seductive little mouth and complained: "If I hadn't met a top-notch person today, Director Meng would have let me go for a walk."
I brought him here, and I haven’t left the reincarnation office building for more than seventy years!”
"Don't worry about that!" Manager Ma enthusiastically took Xiaoqian's arm and said in a dull voice: "Now that I'm here, let's have a good chat with Brother Ma! Let me tell you, Brother Ma has been practicing yoga recently, and his body is getting better and better every day.
It’s a great day. Look at these muscles and the flexibility of your body!”
Manager Ma said while showing off his proud figure to Xiaoqian.
It's a pity that Xiaoqian didn't dare to stay here longer. If Director Meng found out that she was slacking off, he would definitely scold her again.
After hurriedly explaining the situation of Naiyou brother Su Ruan, Xiaoqian said apologetically: "Brother Ma, it's not that I don't want to chat with you, but...hey, there's nothing I can do about it! You know Director Meng's temper.
Yes, others say they would rather offend Mr. Yan than Director Meng. I am working under Director Meng, and I dare not make any mistakes!"
After speaking, Xiaoqian pulled Su Ruan in from outside the door, then said hello to Manager Ma, and left in a hurry.
Manager Ma was unhappy. It was rare for a girl to come to his door, but she couldn't stay for more than a minute and left without even leaving her scent behind. This made him vent all his resentment on Su Ruan.
Without even looking at Su Ruan, Manager Ma returned to his seat, did a few tricks on the computer, and shouted out the door at the top of his lungs: "Xiao Chen, come in!"
"Come on, come on, what are your orders, Brother Ma?" A young man who was more naughty than Su Ruan quickly rushed into the office and nodded and bowed to Manager Ma.
"Huh? Guandong?" Manager Ma saw that the person who came was not the Xiao Chen he wanted to call, and asked in confusion: "Why is it you? Isn't your brother on duty today?"
"Hey hey hey!" Guandong rubbed his head and laughed a few times, and said honestly: "Manager Ma, it's like this. The photography exchange exhibition between the East and the West is about to start, and my brother is busy going out to pick up the scene, so he and I
Shift change."
"That boy, he carried a camera and did bad things again!" Manager Ma curled his lips in displeasure and said, "Forget it, it will be the same if you come."
Picking up the newly printed document next to him, Manager Ma pointed at Su Ruan, who was standing beside him like a quail, and said impatiently: "Take this kid to get his uniform and salary card, and then send him to the old city to take up a job!
"
Guandong took the document and looked at it. It read clearly "School Manager Appointment List for District B, 18th Floor, Old City of the Underworld".
Looking at Su Ruan with pity, Guandong bowed to Manager Ma and left the office with Su Ruan.
After submitting the employment form, receiving uniforms, salary cards, and a parachute bag, Su Ruan followed Guandong to the underground parking lot of the Personnel Department building, and finally couldn't help but ask questions.
"Um, Brother Guandong, do you recruit people so casually in your underworld?" Su Ruan asked cautiously: "I came from Director Meng, and there was not even an assessment procedure. Did I make something wrong?
?”
"That's right, there is no need for assessment when recruiting people in the underworld, because you have already seen it on your resume for several lifetimes." Guandong walked to an unbranded car, opened the door and got into the driver's seat, waving to Su Ruan.
: "Get in the car quickly and I'll take you to work. The old city is far away from the new city. If you don't have transportation by yourself in the future, it's probably difficult to come here!"
After getting in the car and looking at the various modern high-rise buildings along the way, Su Ruan couldn't help but want to talk again.
"I didn't expect that I had nothing when I was alive, but I found a job immediately when I died. Although you can tell from the name that the old city in the underworld is definitely not as prosperous as the new city, but I am very satisfied with having a job to make a living. Besides, when Manager Ma comes,
I was given a title of manager, and I think it won't be too bad." Holding the handsome uniform, work badge, and parachute bag in his hands, Su Ruan, who had no ambitions, was indeed very satisfied.
"Little brother, you are new here and don't understand the situation in the underworld." Seeing that Su Ruan was so easily satisfied, Guandong couldn't help but sigh and said: "The underworld has followed the development of the times and opened up a new city, and all the work departments have moved here.
The old city only has historical relics such as Wangxiang Terrace and Naihe Bridge, and an almost empty 18th floor of hell. Your title of steward, to put it nicely, is the jailer who manages the prisoners in Area B on the 18th floor, or to put it harshly, then
It’s just an exile job.”
"It doesn't matter. As long as I can get paid and the work is not tiring, I'm willing to work for the rest of my life!" As expected of a man of nine generations of inaction, Su Ruan almost made Guandong angry when he said such unambitious words.
Guandong stabilized his mind and said while driving: "The work is indeed not tiring. The 18th level of hell belongs to the executive area, and prisoners are imprisoned using the method of drawing the ground as a prison. You don't even need to care about them, they can sleep all day long. But you
Don't forget, you are in a soul state now, which is what people in the world call a ghost. You don't need to eat, drink or sleep to survive. Of course, if someone burns some offerings for you, you can live a happy life, Xincheng District
There are also various kinds of food for sale in supermarkets. A day or two of this kind of life is fine, but one day on earth is one year in the underworld. If you were to endure boredom and loneliness for eighteen hundred years, the gods would smoke.
"
"Thank you for your concern, brother!" Su Ruan sincerely thanked him and said without any psychological burden: "Actually, I also know what kind of virtue I am. The biggest goal in life is to eat and wait for death. I believe that with my patience, I can definitely
I’ve survived the boring working hours. Now I’m just looking forward to getting paid. When the time comes, I’ll have a party with my big brother and I’ll treat you!”
"Hey!" Guandong could see that Su Ruan was not the kind of scheming person. On the contrary, he was easy to get along with, but he was too unenterprising. He sighed helplessly and said: "Brother, you still have to pay your own salary."
Keep it for fun! Brother, let me tell you the conditions of the Eighteenth Level of Hell first, so that you will not know the seriousness of the situation, accidentally break into the prison, and be killed by those murderous people!"
"Today's eighteen levels of hell are no longer what they used to be. The first seventeen levels are empty. They are either dead or transferred to the Xincheng District Prison. Only the last eighteen levels have people, and there is only one person in Area A.
, there are three people in Area B, just four single Miaomiao."
"Your job is to patrol Area B and take care of those three murderers. But in fact, there is no need to look at them. They have been in hell for thousands of years in the human world, which is millions of years in the underworld. They have long since become old.
You're crazy. You'd better leave them alone, find something to do, and just get over it!"
"Also, there is no elevator in the Eighteenth Level of Hell, only a row of spiral stairs on the side. When you go down, you can use the parachute you just received and just jump down. The mountain of swords and sea of fire below has long been demolished, so don't be afraid.
Injured. It's just that it's easy to go down but hard to come up. There are eighteen floors of stairs, which are higher than the mountain. It takes at least ten days to climb."
"Remember, you must endure loneliness. No matter what happens, you can't have anything to do with the three murderers in Area B. There are three of them, one is a monster that eats people without spitting out bones, and the other is a murderer.
The Demon King is also a lawless and super bastard. Once you enter their prison...hey, I don't even want to say anything else."
When Guandong said this, Su Ruan, who was naturally timid and fearful, became even softer and secretly vowed never to look at those three terrible murderers.
After chatting all the way out of the new city, Guandong drove at a speed of more than 200 yards. But even at such a fast speed, it took him a whole day and night to reach the dilapidated old city.
After Su Ruan got out of the car, Guandong gave him some kind words before driving away alone.
As a manager, Su Ruan must go to Area B of the Eighteenth Level Hell to hang up his work badge. Otherwise, there is no employment record in the Xincheng District and he will not receive his salary. Moreover, the residence arranged for him by the Human Resources Department is also in the Eighteenth Level Hell.
He has to go down to Area B on level B regardless of the circumstances.
After putting on his work clothes and carrying his parachute, Su Ruan did the most daring thing in his life, jumping off a cliff...
In fact, if Guandong hadn't told him before that the magic circle hidden in the parachute could save the life of a ghost like him, Su Ruan would definitely have climbed down the stairs one by one.
To be continued...