Chapter 1630 New Explanation of Labor Day
() Xiang Tianliang was soaking in the water, surrounded by women, with his eyes closed and his arms folded, looking relaxed and content.
"I'm too lazy to talk to you girls. Why don't good men fight with women? One against eleven, I will lose completely."
Liu Qingqing smiled and said: "No need to fight, you have already lost everything."
Xiang Tianliang smiled and said, "I don't care, I'm resting these days anyway, so don't bother me."
Yang Biqiao asked: "Why do you need to rest for a few days?"
Xiang Tianliang said, "May 1st International Labor Day is a holiday for us workers. We should fully enjoy the right to rest on May 1st International Labor Day."
"Giggle... Comrade Tianliang, your ideas are out of date." Yang Biqiao said with a smile, "In order to prevent you from saying that we use the more to bully the less, we have invited Secretary Chen Meilan. She alone can teach you a lesson."
Xiang Tianliang opened his eyes and glanced at Chen Meilan, "In fact, most of the leaders are not very good. The only ones who are really good are the leaders' secretaries."
Jiang Yuying smiled and said: "Tianliang, you are talking about yourself. Everyone knows that when you were the deputy county magistrate, all articles and reports were written by your secretary Ding Wentong."
Xiang Tianliang didn't blush at all, "You don't understand, I am here to train Ding Wentong."
Chen Meilan smiled and asked, "At dawn, what day is the International Labor Day?"
"Haha, this doesn't bother me... May 1st International Labor Day, also known as International Labor Day, International Labor Day, International Demonstration Borday or Mayday, is Labor Day in most countries in the world. It is held on May 1st every year. It is a festival shared by working people all over the world. The Socialist Congress convened by Marxists from various countries grandly opened in Paris, France, and the meeting passed a resolution..."
"Don't endorse." Chen Meilan interrupted Xiang Tianliang, "What I'm asking is, what is the essence of Labor Day?"
Xiang Tianliang curled his lips and said, "This is not simple. May Day is a holiday for workers. Workers don't have to work on this day."
Chen Meilan continued to ask: "So, does Labor Day have something to do with you?"
"Hey, needless to say, I am a worker, and Labor Day is my holiday."
"Excuse my ignorance, is Comrade Xiang Tianliang a laborer?"
"Yes, I am a laborer."
"So, do you usually work? Do you buy groceries? Do you sweep the floor? Do you cook meals? Do you wash clothes?"
Xiang Tianliang grinned happily and said, "I am a gardener. There are countless flowers in my flower building, old flowers, small flowers, old flowers and broken flowers. They are all irrigated by my hard work every day. Doesn't this count as labor? ."
Chen Meilan smiled and asked again, "Well said, so do you know the latest instruction from this secretary?"
"What instructions."
"This leader has given special instructions that this year's May Day International Labor Day will have a special and different interpretation for Comrade Xiang Tianliang."
"What special and different explanation?"
"Comrade Xiang Tianliang is not allowed to rest. Not only is he not allowed to rest, he must also ensure that the flowers in the Baihua Building will be more colorful and bloom during the May Day International Labor Day. If he violates this, he will be punished to stay alone in the empty room until next year's May Day International Labor Day."
Xiang Tianliang shouted exaggeratedly, "It's not fair, it's not fair. Isn't this bullying?"
Yang Biqiao smiled and said: "I'm just bullying you. What are you doing? Bullying you, a happy guy, this is a must."
"I'm done..."
He shouted to the sky, jumped into the water, and ran away.
Labor Day, Labor Day, Xiang Tianliang knew that he would not be able to "rest" on this Labor Day.
The women all lost their restraint and "escaped" to the room at dawn. The women chased them in. No need to discuss, there were eleven, no less.
Judging from this posture, he must work harder tonight, otherwise the women will not let him go.
Zhang Zhangli's face was bright and delicate, and the jade peaks rose angrily, dazzling the sky.
This is not possible. Xiang Tianliang frowned and thought of it.
Close your eyes, choose to ignore it directly, and show "righteousness" to the sky.
"Don't use honey traps on me. It won't work on me. My revolutionary will is already extraordinary and extremely firm."
Women don't follow this trick and are determined to face the dawn, just like the sun rising from the west and setting from the east.
Pressing forward step by step, approaching one after another, eleven bodies "attack" from all directions, and there are also "bombings" from the air. It can be described as a three-dimensional battle.
Soon, the women burst into laughter.
Because it stood up toward the sky, no, it should be called raised, and it was a white flag.
We haven't made contact yet, Xiang Tianliang lamented for himself, it's worse than breaking up at the first touch.
Even Lin Xia, who had always been meek, couldn't stand it. "Stop pretending. You are firm at the top and at attention below. This is not asking for trouble."
The women laughed even more violently. That guy Xiang Tianliang reacted so quickly.
Xiang Tianliang smiled bitterly and said: "To put it lightly, you are all like tigers and wolves. I am single-handed. Even if I become Wu Song, I will be eaten by you without even leaving any bones."
Jiang Yuying smiled and said: "Working, labor is the most glorious, don't you want to be glorious?"
"Haha, glorious, glorious, I really want to be glorious." Xiang Tianliang asked with a smile, "I suddenly thought of a metaphor, do you want to know?"
"What a metaphor, don't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth." Zhang Han warned.
Xiang Tianliang said with a bad smile: "Let me talk about myself first. I feel like I am like a pool, and you eleven bitches are like eleven water pumps. You want to pump water in my pool, that's no problem. , water is for pumping, but if you have eleven water pumps taking turns, my pool will not be able to bear it, and it will have to be drained by you."
The women laughed together again.
Dai Wenhua smiled and said: "Then tell me, how are you going to arrange the work of the eleven water pumps?"
Yang Biqiao also smiled and said, "Yes, besides taking into account fairness and balance, what other good methods can you think of?"
Jiang Yuying said, "A water pump is a water pump. If you don't pump water for us, what are we still doing by your pool?"
Zhang Han said more directly, "Hurry up, I'm waiting for the pumping."
Xiang Tianliang smiled and said: "Let's play a game, a very simple game. You eleven bitches each write a word to describe me. You can't let others see it when you write it, and then you show it at the same time to explain what you wrote. The reasons for the adjectives are then scored by others and me. The scoring method is also very simple. Good, three points, average, two points, poor, one point. My score accounts for 50%. , that is, fifteen points, ten points and five points respectively. The final ranking is the working order of each of your water pumps."
Chen Meilan smiled slightly after hearing this, "The idea of this game is good, but in order to prevent unfairness, a few rules need to be established first."
Chapter completed!