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Chapter 1670

() Xiang Tianliang's fifth uncle Xiang Yunqiu is the most famous fortune teller in the Qinghe area of ​​the coast. He has long hair, long beard and robe. He usually dresses like a Taoist priest. He is nicknamed Xiang Tianliang as the first god of the Xiang family and the successor of the witch Nainai. Because Xiang Yunqiu is also a Feng Shui master, he can occasionally "came" as a wizard's horn.

However, when he pushed the door towards dawn and saw the middle-aged man lying on the bamboo chair in the yard, he immediately burst into laughter.

Uncle Wu is still the fifth uncle, but he has no long hair, long beard and robe, a suit and lace, shiny leather shoes, and glasses, without a trace of fairy-like appearance.

"Haha... Uncle Fifth, what song are you singing about this *** sunbathing?"

"You know what a bad guy." Xiang Yunqiu said in a muffled voice, "A person can only absorb it continuously and live a hundred years of life."

Xiang Tianliang asked happily, "So, where did you get the outfit?"

"You are a cadre, you are still a cadre. Do you understand reform and opening up? I call reform and keep pace with the times."

Xiang Tianliang sat down on the stone bench next to him and said with a smile, "Uncle Fifth, can you stop talking about a bad guy? After all, I am also a deputy department-level cadre."

"Go to your deputy division level." Xiang Yunqiu gave Xiang Tianliang a blank look, "You guy eats delicious food and drinks every day, and you are with beautiful women every night. Why don't you think about giving your fifth uncle a little?"

Xiang Tianliang hurriedly said, "Hey, Uncle Wu, don't talk nonsense, there are two lesbians here."

With a oh, Xiang Yunqiu sat up and nodded to Mo Xiaoli and Chen Lin.

The uncle and nephew lit a cigarette, sucked the clouds and blew for a while, and asked Tianliang: "Uncle Wu, where is my fifth aunt."

"She is busy. She is the accountant of your sister's shoe factory. I don't have to worry about it. It's your cousin who is studying in the school here. You kid will help me take care of me when you have time. I went to school yesterday, and they were still talking about you."

After responding, Xiang Tianliang asked again, "Uncle Wu, how is the business going on recently."

Xiang Yunqiu curled his lips and smiled, "One word, fire, two words, very hot, three words, very hot."

Xiang Tianliang was also happy, "Hehe, Uncle Wu, you are bragging."

"Hey, don't you look at the outfits I have on?" Xiang Yunqiu said, "The people who look for me the most now are bosses and officials. You understand, their money is easy to make. A few days ago, I was in Nanhe District. A coal boss asked me to see Feng Shui for his villa. Wow, you know how much he gave, and he was 80,000 at one time. My god, I almost shocked me at that time."

Xiang Tianliang smiled and said, "The coal boss's money is useless if he doesn't make money."

"Haha... I can't understand. Now, not only do I believe in superstition, but you zheng fu are also a wise man. They always invite people like me, and even pay attention to the door of the office building in any direction. Haha, I only now know that my craft is very popular."

Xiang Tianliang was overjoyed, "Uncle Wu, you still have vision. Your craft is now considered a sunrise industry, so you are waiting to become a billionaire."

"Don't talk about me, you." Xiang Yunqiu glanced at Xiang Tianliang, "What's the point of being a broken official? With your culture and mouth style, it's at least a hundred times better than me. If you do this job, you can earn 10 million a year and become a billionaire in ten years."

"Haha, if I do your job, won't you drink the northwest wind?" Xiang Tianliang said with a wicked smile.

Xiang Yunqiu sighed softly, "What a pity, if you don't do this job, no one among your brothers can inherit my skills."

"Uncle Fifth, I won't talk to you anymore. Let's help these two ladies see." Xiang Tianliang pointed at Mo Xiaoli and Chen Lin and said.

After looking at Mo Xiaoli and Chen Lin for a while, Xiang Yunqiu smiled slightly, stretched out his right hand, clenched his fist first, and then quickly let go.

Xiang Tianliang also smiled slightly, stretched out his right hand, and made the same move as Xiang Yunqiu.

This is the tacit understanding formed by the uncle and nephew over the years.

Lip words do not need to make a sound, just by moving two lips, you can express what you want to say.

Xiang Yunqiu: "Who is this?"

Xiang Tianliang: "The one on the left is called Mo Xiaoli, the deputy director of the TV station, and the one on the right is Chen Lin, an executive of Cathay Group."

Xiang Yunqiu: "He is also a tenant in Baihualou."

Xiang Tianliang: "Yes."

Xiang Yunqiu: "Oh..."

Xiang Tianliang: "They want you to help see if there will be children."

Xiang Yunqiu: "..."

Xiang Tianliang: "Look at it carefully."

Xiang Yunqiu: "Don't interrupt."

Xiang Tianliang: "Uncle Wu, I will tell you, don't pretend to be a fool, I understand your trick."

Xiang Yunqiu: "It's you kid who fools me."

Xiang Tianliang: "What does it mean?"

Xiang Yunqiu: "The one on the right has given birth to a child. Come and ask me if there will be a child? Are you playing tricks on me?"

Xiang Tianliang: "Absolutely, she has a daughter, eleven years old, I want to ask if the next one can be a boy."

Xiang Yunqiu: "Why did I say... This woman is obviously a local, and she is more extroverted."

Xiang Tianliang: "Uncle Wu, you have improved more than before, and you can even see the xing pattern."

Xiang Yunqiu: "It's a bit difficult for her to have a boy."

Xiang Tianliang: "No."

Xiang Yunqiu: "But it depends on who planted it."

Xiang Tianliang: "How to explain this."

Xiang Yunqiu: "Hey, if you plant melons, you will get melons, and if you plant melons, you may not be able to help him give birth to a son."

Xiang Tianliang: "Uncle Wu, you are looking for a beating."

Xiang Yunqiu: "Tell the truth, just tell the truth."

Xiang Tianliang: "Let me talk about the one on the left."

Xiang Yunqiu: "Isn't she a native of us?"

Xiang Tianliang: "Absolutely, Uncle Wu, you can go and be a criminal investigation."

Xiang Yunqiu: "Nonsense, I've seen her on TV."

Xiang Tianliang: "Haha, it turns out you are cheating."

Xiang Yunqiu: "This woman is blessed."

Xiang Tianliang: "Really?"

Xiang Yunqiu: "It can be said that he is rich and noble."

Xiang Tianliang: "If you say too much good things, it will turn into lies."

Xiang Yunqiu: "She will have a son, and her wealth and honor are all in her son."

Xiang Tianliang: "Haha, it's true or false."

Xiang Yunqiu: "I won't talk about women anymore, I'll talk about you."

Xiang Tianliang: "You know I have something to do with you."

Xiang Yunqiu: "You kid is an official, the person on the scene, I am a mountain villager, it is hard to enter the elegant hall. Can you come to me if you have nothing to do?"

Xiang Tianliang: "Then guess what I'm looking for you."

Xiang Yunqiu: "Xiang's family affairs are shameful things, things that make you embarrassed, things that ask me to help you."

Xiang Tianliang: "Those who know me are the fifth uncle."

Xiang Yunqiu: "Well, you let them go out first."

Xiang Tianliang: "It's okay, they don't know what we are talking about."

Xiang Yunqiu: "Your lips have regressed. It's hard for me to listen, but it's better to speak human words."
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