Chapter 1826 Comparison
Gao Yulan posed a problem for Xiang Tianliang.
There are many beauties in Baihualou, each leading the way, but everyone is tacit, competing for beauty, and competing for beauty is OK, that is to attract the attention of the sky brightly, but there is no need to fight for beauty. One is not a standard, and the other is likely to cause conflicts.
Xiang Tianliang thought to himself, "Better than official position, Sister Lan, you are the biggest. If you compare that aspect, hehe, you can't compare."
But if you tell the truth, it will definitely hurt Gao Yulan's self-esteem, and you must not.
It’s not okay to not answer, and it’s not good to answer after thinking for a long time. Xiang Tianliang can only make a few nonsense without thinking.
"Sister Lan, your question is still too wide. I really want to know what aspect you are comparing with others?"
"Competition, comparison of everything."
"Do you have to compare?"
"It's absolutely impossible. If you don't tell me, I won't come down."
As he said that, Gao Yulan's two white legs were split, her butt was lifted and fell, and her head was swallowed up to the sky with its head raised towards the sky.
Xiang Tianliang had to grab Gao Yulan's with both hands to prevent her swaying body from falling.
"Sister Lan, why not like this? If you ask questions, I will answer them. This will help me answer better."
"This is not bad." Gao Yulan thought while slowly shaking her body, "We have fifty or sixty people in Baihualou, and there are many people. It's not like it when there are too many people, so I'll draw a stick for you. I won't compare with them if you are under thirty-five years old."
Xiang Tianliang grinned, "This bar is well-cut, sweeps away a large area with one bar. The people you are going to compare with are the following comrades, Chen Meilan, Zhu Qin, Gu Xiuyun, Yang Biqiao, Huang Ying, Zhang Xiaoya, Xu Aijun, Chen Lin, Liu Qingqing, Li Yajuan, Coco Lee, Dai Wenhua, Zhang Han, Lin Xia, Jiang Yuying, Jia Huilan, Xiao Minfang, and Mo Xiaoli, just eighteen."
Gao Yulan warned: "You are not allowed to talk about your age."
"Of course this, of course this." Xiang Tianliang thought to himself, if you want to put it before liberation, you can be Xu Aijun, Chen Lin and Mo Xiaoli's mother. Do I still dare to talk about my age?
"You don't have to consider your personal identity, just think that everyone is the same. For example, if you treat us all as students in the same class, you are the head teacher of this class."
"I obey the order, I will just listen to you." Is this a matter of saying? Xiang Tianliang thought, comparing his identity, who dares to compete with your deputy secretary of the provincial party committee in Baihua Building?
"The first item is temperament." Gao Yulan made a question.
"Oh, is the first one an abstract question?" Xiang Tianliang said with a smile. "In terms of temperament, the first one is Mo Xiaoli. He is an actor and has received professional training. Most people cannot compare. Sister Lan, you, Chen Meilan and Zhu Qin, can tie for second place. Chen Meilan is born like this. Zhu Qin is because she has received Western education and you have been in the officialdom for many years. You three have the best of all."
"The second item is beautiful."
Xiang Tianliang scratched his head and smiled, "This is a comparison on his face, it's obvious, and you can't say it randomly. Well, when it comes to being beautiful, Chen Meilan, Liu Qingqing and Lin Xia must show it first. It was known as the three beauties of Qinghe back then, so these three are ranked first, second and third. Sister Lan, you, Mo Xiaoli and Coco Lee can compete for the fourth place."
"The third item, body."
Xiang Tianliang smiled, "Sister Lan, you are a bit behind this item. First place, Liu Qingqing, second place, Mo Xiaoli, third place, Zhang Xiaoya, there is no way. They are all actors, and ordinary people have to stand aside. Next are Coco Lee, Chen Meilan, Chen Lin, Huang Ying and Lin Xia, Sister Lan, you can compete with Lin Xia."
"The fourth item is IQ."
Xiang Tianliang smiled and said, "This is interesting. The champion must be Li Yajuan. The second and third places should be Xu Aijun and Jiang Yuying. Sister Lan, you are in the same match with Coco Lee, Chen Meilan, Zhu Qin and Lin Xia. If you have to rank, you can enter the top six."
"The fifth item, personality."
Xiang Tianliang said: "This one is not easy to evaluate, just judge it based on my personal preferences. First place, Lin Xia, second place, Chen Meilan, third place, Liu Qingqing, Next, Sister Lan, you have a comparison with Xu Aijun, Li Yajuan, Xiao Minfang and Gu Xiuyun. Relatively speaking, I don't like stingy girls because they can easily become shrews."
"The sixth item, talent."
Xiang Tian was stunned, "How can I compare this? Mo Xiaoli can sing, dance, act, calligraphy and painting, Liu Qingqing can act, dance, Zhang Xiaoya can act, Coco Lee can be martial arts, Huang Ying can sing, Dai Wenhua is proficient in tea ceremony, Lin Xia's calligraphy is professional, Gu Xiuyun's articles are well written, Jiang Yuying can play the piano, Xiao Minfang can embroidery, and cooking is better than famous chefs, you, Sister Lan, you know how to play flower art, calligraphy and painting, Li Yajuan's chess well, etc., this is incomparable, it is really incomparable."
"The seventh item, two points above."
Xiang Tianliang laughed, "I finally talked about the real thing. Regarding the above two points, of course, the best is to judge the bottom by size. Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. Of course, I have the most say in this. Champion, Yang Biqiao, runner-up, Jiang Yuying, third place, Zhang Han, the fourth place should be your Sister Lan. However, if you consider comprehensively, for example, beauty, solidity, and comfort, then Sister Lan can only rank between six and seven, because Chen Meilan's two points are very beautiful, Zhu Qin's two points are very delicate, Dai Wenhua's two points are very pressure-resistant, Xu Aijun's two points are very unique, in short, Sister Lan, you can rank between fifth and sixth in this item."
"Order eight, the point below."
Xiang Tianliang smiled and said, "I said Sister Lan, first of all, I need to correct it. This is not called a dot, this is called a hole, small hole. Regarding this place, I am of course the only person who is qualified to speak, and it is at the forefront. Zhang Han is one of them. She is very tight and born, Jiang Yuying is very deep, Yang Biqiao is a lot of water, Li Yajuan is very slippery, and it is easy to enter and exit, Huang Ying is sprayed there, but I have to admit that you are the first one because you are so special. The nickname is not casual. The key is to suck the word "suck" and it makes me feel comfortable at a critical moment."
"The ninth item, kung fu, that aspect."
Xiang Tianliang smiled wickedly and said, "This question is also very interesting. The first place should be Zhang Han, the second place is Dai Wenhua, and the third place is Jiang Yuying. These three have more tricks on the bed and are very good at learning. They often have new tricks and skills to be introduced. They can definitely be considered coach-level. Other members in Baihua Building have learned more than half of their kung fu from them. I said, Sister Lan, I would like to remind you about this. If you live here this month, you might as well learn more from them. At your current level, you can only be ranked last."
"The tenth item, slutty, what you value."
Xiang Tianliang said happily: "Sister Lan, it's not that I value this item alone, but we men generally like it. Speaking of our members of Baihua Building, the first one is Xiao Minfang, she is sulky, but the most sexy, the second one is Jia Huilan, she can be sexy at any time, the third one is Dai Wenhua, she is sexy everywhere, the fourth one is Zhang Han, she even speaks, the fifth one is Yang Biqiao, she doesn't wear underwear when she goes to work, the sixth one is Zhang Xiaoya, she dares to slut in front of her former husband, the seventh one is Zhu Qin, she can give me the entire Cathay Group Company, the eighth one is Sister Lan, because you have forgotten your identity, and you dare to quarrel with the provincial party secretary for me."
“The eleventh item, comprehensive.”
Xiang Tianliang thought, "This is a bit difficult. I'll make random orders, but I won't make specific comments. First place Chen Meilan, second place Liu Qingqing, third place Mo Xiaoli, fourth place Xiao Minfang, fifth place Lin Xia, sixth place Mo Xiaoli, seventh place Coco Lee, eighth place Chen Lin, ninth place is your sister Lan, I won't talk about it later."
"The twelfth item, which one can I rank in the degree you like?"
"Haha... I said Sister Lan, you are making me offend people."
"I'll keep it a secret for you."
"Sister Lan, let it go."
"No, you not only have to say it, but also list all nineteen of us."
"Then, if you ranked low, you wouldn't be angry?"
"I don't get angry. I know how much I am."
"This... I have to think about it, think about it." After thinking about it in a pretentious manner, Xiang Tianliang said, "First place, Chen Meilan, second place, Liu Qingqing, third place, Zhu Qin, fourth place, Coco Lee, fifth place, Jiang Yuying, sixth place, Zhang Han, seventh place, Mo Xiaoli, eighth place, Lin Xia, ninth place, Xiao Minfang, tenth place, Zhang Xiaoya, eleventh place, Jia Huilan, twelfth place, Yang Biqiao, thirteenth place, Sister Lan, thirteenth place, Li Yajuan, fifteenth place, Huang Ying, sixth place, Gu Xiuyun, seventeenth place, Dai Wenhua, eighteenth place, Xu Aijun, nineteenth place, Chen Lin."
Unexpectedly, as soon as Xiang Tianliang finished speaking, Gao Yulan was unhappy, "I ranked thirteenth. Tianliang, don't you like me?"
Xiang Tianliang hurriedly said, "Sister Lan, I'm not angry."
Gao Yulan said, "I ranked thirteenth. I have an objection, which means you don't like me, or you don't like me enough."
Xiang Tianliang explained: "This is just relative, you can't take it seriously. Besides, it's impossible to have a ranking. I like you, you are all women I like."
"No, you have to explain why you don't like me." Gao Yulan began to act coquettishly, with an angry look on her face, and her snow-white butt also increased the speed of twisting.
Xiang Tianliang was amused and crying. The leader would be unreasonable, and this female leader was even more unreasonable.
"Sister Lan, you can't do this. You are the leader and you are the deputy secretary of the provincial party committee. You have to reason."
Gao Yulan was really angry, "Xiang Tianliang, you can tell me clearly, I have paid so much for you, why don't you like me, why do you only rank me 13th?"
Xiang Tianliang smiled and scolded: "My little girl, old **, don't be too arrogant, and don't make me angry. No matter how unreasonable I am, I will beat you up."
"You dare, you dare... you beat me, you beat me if you have the guts."
Chapter completed!