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The Office Building of the Construction Bureau has a total of twelve floors, and only the seventh floor is the quietest. The offices of the bureau leaders in the south and the Planning and Finance Department in the north are places where ordinary people dare not make loud noises.

Qinghe City is close to the sea, so if you are close to the sea, you have to eat from the sea. The people in Qinghe are famous for their delicious food. When you are poor, you still have good food. What to drink, tea.*.*

Therefore, Qinghe people's worship of numbers is somewhat special. One and eight are not their favorites, but seven and nine are their idols. In the Qinghe dialect, seven has 100% homonym, and if there is seven, it is eaten.

The seven-character hobby in the government is very different from that of the people. Seven ups and eight down. This idiom has become the first unwritten rule in the allocation of government office space. There are good things that have been specially investigated and studied in Qinghe.

In a city, from the municipal party committee and municipal government to the directly subordinate departments, county and district agencies, and even the township level, as long as the office building has seven floors or more, the seventh floor must be occupied by the top leaders of the building.

Of course, there must be exceptions in everything. The Municipal Party Committee, the Municipal People's Political Consultative Conference, the Municipal Veteran Cadres Association, and the Municipal Religious Association do not follow the principle of seven ups and eight downs.

It is useful. Jiujiu has the same pronunciation. Some people are outside the Three Realms and Five Elements. One, seven, eight, and nine, if they want food, hair, or long time, they should not pursue it. Zero is suitable for them. Zero is emptiness.

The office of the Planning and Finance Department was very quiet. Through the small glass window on the door of the big office, Xiang Tianliang could only see the beautiful figures immersed in their work. At least he was a little disappointed. Standing outside the door, stretching his neck, he could not see Chen

What Dabao said is white, long, thin and tender.

What's more, half of the small glass window, which is only 200 square centimeters in area, has a note affixed to it, leaving very little room for prying eyes.

Xiang Tianliang inadvertently closed the viewing line, glanced at the note on the small glass window, and immediately grinned.

"If you are a true gentleman, come in; if you are a man-made gentleman, don't come in."

This reminder is so interesting. A man-made gentleman is just a hypocrite. The humor level of the Chinese ancestors who invented writing is really too high.

A gentleman is a hat, a big hat, very bright on the outside and gorgeous on the inside. From ancient times to the present, with the hat of a gentleman, people will live a much more upright and comfortable life.

In fact, behind the gentleman's hat, there is also a rope, and the two ends of the rope are connected to heaven and hell. Therefore, for humans, the gentleman's hat is actually not easy to wear, especially for modern people.

It is said that the gentleman's hat is the curse on Sun Wukong's head.

If you forget the rope hidden behind a gentleman, you may turn into a villain in the eyes of others. One part of a person's growth process is like this. When you were a child, you were quick to solve problems in books one after another.

, the teacher will praise you"

He is such a smart kid, and he likes to use his brain." The sense of accomplishment arises spontaneously. When you grow up, when you add some superfluous ideas and mess up things, it is equivalent to turning a gentleman into a "gentleman's sword" Yue

If you are not in a group, you will naturally experience a heavy sense of frustration.

Why? That's because you have forgotten that a gentleman is a hat and a rope. It quietly binds you, me and others, and allows a society or a river to maintain a relatively normal order.

In agencies, the story of the battle of wits and courage between bureaucrats and their own rules has existed since ancient times and has never stopped, because rules always have loopholes, and human wisdom always has room for improvement. In a series of previous

In the case of Xiao Mingming challenging the rules, it is actually irresponsible to judge from a moralist's perspective, because the world is full of colors and is not black and white. From an official's perspective, formulating rules is a matter of patting one's head, and using

Rules are the true manifestation of ability.

Xiang Tianliang hates artificial gentlemen. He has a choice in his heart between hypocrites and villains. He would rather be a straightforward villain.

He opened the door bravely.

"Crack."

A plastic washbasin fell from the sky and landed squarely on Xiang Tianliang's head.

The shredded paper in the plastic washbasin must have been carefully processed. It does not look like snowflakes, but snow powder. The powder cut from the paper immediately turned Xiang Tianliang into an old man with white hair.

"Giggle..."

"whee……"

"Here comes the great hero..."

"Welcome the great hero..."

Seven or eight beauties stood up and turned around in unison, greeting each other with smiles. The applause from their small hands was warm and loud.

Xiang Tianliang couldn't laugh or cry. This scene seemed familiar. He had encountered too many similar tragedies. Going back to his high school days, he had battles of wits and courage with the seven fairies headed by Xie Na. There were no less than five recorded times. The latest one was

On the evening of March 18th, I "ate" the flour from the Seven Fairies at Qinghe Tea House.

I've never had paper powder before, but this time it's better, it's all there.

It's true, every time I suffer such a loss in embarrassment, my right ear will not be warned in advance. Not only that, but occasionally, my left ear will twitch a few times with pleasure. What kind of ear is this?

Needless to say, he was deceived. There was a traitor around him, so he reported the news to the beauties in advance.

That is undoubtedly Chen Dabao, ***, this guy married a wife who was an actress, and his acting skills have become very good.

The note taped to the small glass window on the door, Xiang Tianliang understood, was specially left for himself, and was a subtle way of provoking someone.

"My beautiful sisters, your welcome is really, really special." Xiang Tianliang said with a smile.

Smile brightly, smile gracefully, smile like you've fallen into a honeypot.

Yang Biqiao, deputy director of the Planning and Finance Department, came over. She is the eldest sister here. She is forty-five this year. She looks like she is only thirty-five when she puts on professional clothes. Just looking at her face, she can definitely stand in the queue among beauties.

It's just that the tonnage is slightly larger, which fits her nickname "Yang Guifei" very well. It is said that Yang Guifei has a very plump figure.

"Xiao Xiang, don't you like our welcome?"

Xiang Tianliang said with a smile: "Sister Yang is joking. I like this kind of welcome. I like it so much."

"Giggle...just like it, just like it."

Yang Biqiao leaned forward, brushing the paper powder off Xiang Tianliang's body with her hands, while pressing two mountains onto his back.

Xiang Tianliang's heart trembled, and he immediately took in his breath and held his breath. This girl's moves were straightforward and could produce chemical effects.

"Girls, why are you still standing there stupidly? Come over here and help. Yu'er, please quickly report to the director that a great hero has been successfully captured. Ask her to come out for inspection."

Suddenly, Xiang Tianliang fell into the flowers. The fragrance was fragrant and refreshing, and the branches were alluring, shaking and intoxicating.

Laughter filled the public office of the Department of Planning and Finance.

I'm dizzy. Five or six beauties surrounded Xiang Tianliang. This one will twist your arm, and that one will scratch your butt. Some of them are not "kind" and will take the opportunity to touch him at the most vulnerable place.

The original shape was revealed.

In this battle, even if Liu Xiahui comes, Liu Xia will die.

Suddenly, all the beauties stopped moving.

Chen Meilan, director of the Planning and Finance Department, came out. Like her subordinates, she wore a suit and a skirt. She was blue and stood at the door of her office with a smile on her face.

Xiang Tianliang hurriedly broke through the encirclement, walked over and said with a smile: "Hello, Sister Chen."

Unexpectedly, Chen Meilan turned pink, raised her hands and shouted: "Girls, follow the old rules."

Xiang Tianliang was startled and dumbfounded.

The youngest and shortest person in the Finance Department was Lin Yu'er, whose voice was high and shrill at this time.

"Shengtang..."

Then, there was a chorus of shouts from all the beauties.

"mighty……"

Then, after a few seconds of silence, Bai Man, the head of the planning department, took a notebook and began to read in a systematic manner.

"After investigation, it was found that Xiang Tianliang has not seen the existence of our planning and finance department since he joined the Construction Bureau for 293 days. He has never come to register with our office at the top of the mountain. He seriously despises the power of our office. His inappropriateness is also...

... his character is extremely bad, his influence is bad, and he has violated the relevant rules of our law. This prosecutor recommends that the court impose severe punishments."

Xiang Tianliang was happy in his heart, but he still had to pretend to be serious on his face. This old rule was so interesting.

Yang Biqiao shouted: "Xiang Tianliang, do you know your guilt?"

"I, I was wronged."

"Where is the injustice, where is the injustice?" Yang Biqiao is really decent.

Xiang Tianliang said hurriedly: "I have been to your finance department, at least three or four times."

"Quia." Yang Biqiao shouted again, turned to Lin Yu'er and said, "Yu'er, you tell me."

Lin Yu'er obviously wanted to laugh, and her face turned red, "Regarding the relevant regulations of Baishantou registration, the following behaviors are serious violations of disciplines. If you don't come to register for a month after working in the Construction Bureau, you just stop by if you have something to do. You are a fake person."

Come empty-handed, deliberately indifferent...Xiang Tianliang, did you hear clearly?"

"I heard it clearly, I heard it clearly." Xiang Tianliang smiled bitterly, only nodding and bowing.

Yang Biqiao asked: "Do you know your guilt?"

"I know my guilt and I plead guilty."

Bai Man said at this time: "Judge, the facts of this case are clear and the evidence is conclusive. This prosecutor requests the court to severely punish Xiang Tianliang."

There are three so-called judges, with Chen Meilan in the middle, Yang Biqiao on the left, and one on the right, Bai Man, assistant director of the Planning and Finance Department and the only female doctorate in the city's planning and construction system.

Chen Meilan was still smiling, Bai Man was smiling implicitly, and although Yang Biqiao was also smiling, her words made Xiang Tianliang dumbfounded.

"Based on relevant regulations, this court made the following judgments. First, Xiang Tianliang was sentenced to treat Xiang Tianliang once, and the standard should not be less than twenty-four famous dishes. Second, Xiang Tianliang was sentenced to be responsible for purchasing breakfast for all members of the Planning and Finance Department for a week. Third, Xiang Tianliang was sentenced to

Tianliang fetched water for the Planning and Finance Department for a month. Four days later, Xiang Tianliang was sentenced to 120 corporal punishments... This judgment is final and cannot be appealed, and will be executed immediately."

As soon as he finished speaking, the beauties on both sides pounced on him.

Xiang Tianliang was half caught off guard, half pushed and half given. As soon as the beauties came closer, he fell to the floor, and the morning materials flew out.
Chapter completed!