Chapter 0358 Give the mayor an enema(1/2)
After hearing Xiang Tianliang's words, Li Yajuan smiled without saying a word.
Yang Biqiao said with apologies: "Xiao Xiang. I didn't discuss this with you in advance. I want to apologize to you."
"Oh, what's the matter?" Xiang Tianliang said, "You are the same destination, and sooner or later you will be in trouble."
"The relationship between Lao Liu and I is like that. We live together and both parties are very embarrassed. If he doesn't move, he has to move. Sister Yajuan heard that I was looking for a house. So she introduced Zhu Qin's house. Isn't that? We are looking at the house there and I received a call from you."
Xiang Tianliang nodded and looked at Li Yajuan. He thought to himself, Sister Li, you are not jealous. I still want to.
Li Yajuan smiled and said, "Master Eighth. You should take control of your business yourself."
He called Eighth Master. Everything was included. He cast a grateful look at Tianliang.
Yang Biqiao changed the topic in time. "Xiao Xiang. You are all wearing jing costumes. Which song is this?"
"Haha. Let Sister Chen tell you."
Changing clothes in the car. Xiang Tianliang had no scruples. Chen Meilan was still timid. Xiang Tianliang said, "You will be there after a while. Do you want them to watch you change clothes?" Chen Meilan blushed. Then she took the clothes brought by Yang Biqiao and changed them.
Sure enough, not long after, a jing car drove towards him and parked on the other side of the hotel gate.
Look at the license plate number, you will know it was Xiao Jiannan's car. Xiang Tianliang stuffed his suit and pistol into a paper bag, and got out of the car and walked over.
Xiao Jiannan, this guy, looked at the car in the dawn with a bad look.
Xiang Tianliang threw the paper bag over, grabbed the telescope and scolded: "***. Where are you looking at that?"
"Hehe. I want to see what the girl who can make the mayor make mistakes looks like."
"Go to yours. Be serious." Xiang Tianliang smiled.
Xiao Jiannan also smiled. "Director Jiang listened to my report and said with a wry smile. The mayor made a woman and asked me, the director, to help him wipe his butt. What's this called?"
Xiang Tianliang asked: "Director Jiang said how to solve it."
"That's just that you have a big face... I said Xiao Xiang meant to scare Mayor Gao, let him use his brains less to make women and spend more time on his work in the future. Director Jiang smiled and told Director Guo and Director Zhou that you arranged the arrangements. Director Guo and Director Zhou were not vague. The two muttered, and then there was a solution. Call the Municipal Party Committee Office and the Municipal Government Office separately to inform them that Director Jiang would meet the Municipal Party Committee Secretary and the Mayor. Hehe... Isn't this just that it's impossible to keep the news?"
Xiang Tianliang said happily: "Or why would you say that Jiang is old? The Provincial Party Committee Standing Committee summoned him. He, a mayor, dared not to go. He even rebelled against him."
"Oh. Your unique secret medicine will not ruin people."
"Haha. Don't worry. I dare to kill the smuggler. I don't have the courage to kill the mayor. I just let him sleep for dozens of hours."
Xiao Jiannan asked, "What method can be used to remove your unique secret medicine?"
"What? Don't you tilt your elbows out." Xiang Tianliang glared at Xiao Jiannan.
"I'll stop when I see it. You fooled my two men and attacked and robbed the gun. I won't pursue this one."
Xiang Tianliang smiled and spat. "Bah, don't scare me. It's your subordinate Bear Bao. It's nothing to do with me."
"Tell me quickly. How to relieve the poison on Mayor Gao. Director Jiang can't stay in Qinghe for too long. He wants to give him a few words when Mayor Gao is awake."
He said to the sky, pretending to be contemplative, but he was thinking of bad ideas in his heart.
"There is a good way, and the only way, which can relieve the poison on Mayor Gao. Otherwise, I would have to wait for forty or fifty hours."
"What a good way."
Xiao Jiannan thought: Let a mayor sleep for forty or fifty hours without taking care of government affairs. If things leaked out, wouldn’t it become a political scandal? The dog jumped over the wall when he was anxious. Xiang Tianliang was worse than the dog. He was anxious. He could do anything.
"Is the method? It's very simple. It's enema and rinsing the intestines. It's old and practical. If you remove toxins, it's fine soon."
"Wash the intestines with enema. How to fill it with it."
"Well... three pounds of soda powder, one pound of croton, and one hundred pounds of water. After stirring and melting, use a large syringe for injecting pigs. Push the she in from the mouth and pour it in five times. Each time is more than half an hour apart. Be careful. After the last time is exhausted, then perform the next time. After five enemas are washed, Mayor Gao should be fine."
Xiao Jiannan was shocked. "I said brother. You were not kidding."
Xiang Tianliang was very serious. "Brother Jiannan, do I dare to joke about human life? That's the life of the mayor. It's more precious than you and me."
Xiao Jiannan sighed: "You are so detrimental to your family."
"What are you saying?" Xiang Tianliang punched Xiao Jiannan.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I mean, your Xiang family's unique secret medicine is poisonous enough. One hundred kilograms of water, and three kilograms of soda powder and one kilogram of croton. Is that not a harm to others?"
Xiang Tianliang said, "Do you think I am willing to disclose the secret recipe for detoxification. That poison still has great sequelae. If you don't detoxify in time, it will be difficult to talk about it in the future."
"Really.Really."
Xiang Tianliang's rare seriousness forced Xiao Jiannan to believe that if he delayed detoxification for Mayor Gao, he would not be able to bear the responsibility.
"Brother Jiannan, if you think I lied to you, then just pretend that I didn't say it. If Mayor Gao dies or becomes a fool, I will be in prison for twenty years. You will have to be in at least eight or ten years. Let's go to the Northwest together as brothers."
Xiao Jiannan stared at Xiang Tianliang. "There is no other way."
"Or. Just don't worry about him. Wait until he wakes up."
Xiao Jiannan pondered for a while before sighing, "Poor Mayor Gao. You are here to serve the people. Why do you have to get involved with women? Oh... the woman didn't get involved with it. Not only did she get embarrassed, but she also had to suffer. Why are you suffering?"
"Hehe. You're so mourning." Xiang Tianliang pushed open the car door and got out of the car. "Old Xiao, go quickly. Don't delay it for too long."
Cross the road towards dawn and return to the Santana car.
The atmosphere in the car was harmonious and warm. The three women were joking, which made Xiang Tianliang feel relieved.
Obviously, Chen Meilan also let go. She is telling the story of her and Xiang Tianliang's "adventure". After all, she is in the same unit. She knows her true nature and has little age difference. Everyone can understand each other. There is nothing that cannot be said.
Li Yajuan said: "Sun Zhanlu and Jiang Shan have such a deep relationship. I haven't discovered it before."
"Yes, they have contacts at work. Everyone knows it." Yang Biqiao said.
Chen Meilan looked at Xiang Tianliang and asked, "What do you think about the relationship between Sun Zhanlu and Jiang Shan. Zhang Xing knows much."
Xiang Tianliang shook his head. "I guess he just had only a few understandings."
Chen Meilan asked again: "Xiao Xiang. What did you and Xiao Jiannan say?"
"Keep confidential." Xiang Tianliang grinned.
The three women looked at each other and said in unison: "Speak quickly."
"You...you really want to know."
The women looked at each other again and suddenly rushed towards Xiang Tianliang.
"Oh. I said. I said it's not okay..."
What's wrong with this woman? How could she be united so quickly? Xiang Tianliang was very puzzled.
It seems that the seventh and eighth members of the "Baihua Group" are developed into the "Baihua Group". It means that it is time to stay.
Xiang Tianliang "explained" everything he said to Xiao Jiannan without any reservation.
The three women laughed for a while.
Yang Bi asked with a clever smile: "Xiao Xiang. Is your detoxification method real?"
"Of course it's true." Xiang Tianliang made a serious statement.
In the laughter, Li Yajuan said: "No...No. I seem to have heard of this detoxification prescription somewhere."
Yang Biqiao asked hurriedly: "Yajuan. You can also detoxify."
"Oh... I remembered it. Huh, Xiao Xiang. You are so bad." Li Yajuan said with a smile.
Chen Meilan and Yang Biqiao said in unison: "Yajuan, tell me quickly."
"Why? I lived in my grandmother's house in the countryside when I was a child. I know that when cows in rural areas are sick, most farmers use native methods to treat them. When cows eat something and cannot digest it, they seem to use the prescription Xiao Xiang said. Wash the intestines for cows... Xiao Xiang. I'm right?"
The three women looked at Xiang Tianliang in unison.
Towards Tianliang is just a joy.
Chen Meilan said: "Save us to do it. Just explain it quickly."
"Hehe. Almost. Almost. Treat Mayor Gao as a cow. I'll even lift him up."
Yang Bi smiled cleverly and said, "Xiao Xiang. You are worth it."
"It's simply too damaged." Li Yajuan also smiled.
Chen Meilan asked, "There will be no danger."
"Don't worry. There is absolutely no problem. It's just to let him suffer."
Li Yajuan asked with a smile: "Will Xiao Jiannan and the others believe it?"
Xiang Tianliang shrugged his shoulders. "Do they believe it or not. It will be clear in a while."
Chen Meilan sighed softly. "Xiao Xiang. Your move is really a loss."
Li Yajuan smiled and said, "You may not know this as well as me. You will know it in the future. His belly is not ink at all."
"It's a stolen bad water." Yang Biqiao said in a sweet voice.
Xiang Tianliang laughed and said, "So, please listen to me. If anyone is disobedient and dares to betray me, I will use a move that is a hundred times worse than this move."
When Chen Meilan heard this, she glared at Xingren's eyes and shouted: "You dare."
"Hehe. If you don't believe it, go and see."
Chen Meilan glanced at Li Yajuan. Li Yajuan said, "Take him off."
To be continued...