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Chapter 0723

Xiang Tianliang's help is not only helping Bodhisattva Xu Xianfeng, but also helping Cathay Pacific Group Company. In the final analysis, he is helping himself.

The market value of one hundred acres of land in Binhai County is about two million yuan. Cathay Group bought it from the Ministry of Armed Forces and paid the Ministry of Armed Forces 1.5 million and privately paid 1 million to Xu Xianfeng, for a total of 250 yuan. One hundred thousand may seem like a loss, but in fact it is not. Xiang Tianliang knows very well that as long as the western suburbs are selected for the economic development zone, the land price will immediately double. As for the future, the value will be immeasurable.

After the county standing committee meeting in the morning, Xiang Tianliang made a phone call to Cathay Pacific Group Company and ordered Cathay Group Chairman Zhu Qin and general manager Huang Ying to rush to Binhai County immediately.

The order, and also immediately, is Xiang Tianliang's domineering attitude.

After get off work, I drove to my new home at dawn.

The original Bayi Store located next to the North and South Tea Houses has been transformed into a new three-story building after renovation. It has a total of twelve rooms. It has a large front yard, high walls, high and wide gates, and two doors. The iron gate is large enough for cars to enter and exit. Because there are cliffs and boulders behind the building, there is no backyard at all.

Another special feature of this building is that there is a small river on the right, which leads directly to Xiaonan River, while on the left it is close to the North and South Tea Houses.

Xiang Tianliang drove into the yard and found six cars parked in the yard. He recognized at a glance that the two Audi cars belonged to Zhu Qin and Huang Ying. It seemed that their sisters-in-law had already arrived, and there was also a Buick car. It belonged to Jiang Yuying, the president of the Municipal Development Bank. He couldn't help but mutter to himself that he didn't inform her. Why was she here? Looking at the other three cars, they were all Santana cars. Hey, wasn't that the special car of Chen Meilan and Yang Biqiao? The one on the side , is clearly Jia Huilan’s personal car.

They're all here.

No, the "big soldiers" are pressing down on the situation.

Xiang Tianliang's expression changed drastically, and he was about to turn around and flee when he heard the iron door behind him creaking.

He turned around and saw that the iron door was slowly closed.

It's over, it's over, I look up to the sky with a sad face and sigh.

There must be a group of tigresses in the building, watching eagerly and getting ready to attack.

Damn it, isn’t this a sheep entering a tiger’s mouth?

While Xiang Tianliang was smiling bitterly, three women suddenly appeared in the corridor on the second floor. They were Dai Wenhua, the owner of the Nanbei Tea House, and her two precious daughters, Chen Nan and Chen Bei.

Dai Wenhua chuckled.

"Who is coming?"

"Fuck, you don't even recognize me anymore?"

"Be serious, don't curse." Dai Wenhua put on airs.

"What, what do you mean?"

"Let's be clear, you are in the minority now and must obey our orders unconditionally."

Xiang Tianliang was stunned for a moment, and then he laughed.

"I surrender, I surrender, isn't it okay if I surrender?"

Dai Wenhua laughed again.

"Gee... Since you surrendered, there's no need to raise your hands. Just come up honestly."

Xiang Tianliang smiled bitterly and went upstairs. He knew that these girls were going to play with him again.

But it’s okay, we usually get together less and less with them, and when we rarely get together, since they are together, they can play if they want. Besides, what’s wrong with being played by women? If you die under the peony flower, you can become a ghost. What about Feng Liu?

Xiang Tianliang went up to the second floor. As soon as he reached the stairs, he was stopped by Dai Wenhua, his mother and his daughter.

Without any explanation, Chen Nan and Chen Bei held back their laughter, took out a piece of black cloth, and wrapped it around Xiang Tianliang's eyes.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Xiang Tianliang asked with a smile.

Dai Wenhua was chattering beside him, "Xiao Xiang, I'm here to tell you, you are not allowed to talk or act randomly, and you must obey orders in all your actions."

"By orders, whose orders are you following?"

"us."

"Who are we?"

"All of us."

"Haha...are all the stinky bitches here?"

"No playful smiles allowed."

"Yes, I obey orders, I obey orders."

Just listen to Dai Wenhua's order: "Girls, bring him in for me."

Xiang Tianliang was led into a room by Chen Nan and Chen Bei. The room was very quiet, as if there was no one. Xiang Tianliang was pressed on the sofa.

However, although Xiang Tianliang was blindfolded, he had ears and a nose, and his ears had special powers. His nose was smarter than a dog's. After sitting down for a while, he started laughing mischievously.

"Haha... Stop pretending. I know you are all in this room. My nose has smelled at least eight kinds of perfume, and my ears have heard the breath of at least ten people."

There was silence in the room.

Suddenly, countless laughter broke out.

It's the women who are laughing.

Xiang Tianliang begged: "Beauties, sisters, comrades, can you let me see you?"

"cannot."

The speaker was Chen Meilan.

The laughter in the room disappeared again.

"Sister Chen, what are you going to do?"

Chen Meilan said: "We ask you to tell a few jokes. As long as we laugh, you will pass."

"This...how many people need to laugh to pass the test?"

"If we say you pass, you pass. If we don't say you pass, you don't pass."

Xiang Tianliang said, "This... I'm afraid I can't do it."

"Then you don't want to talk anymore?"

"Why don't I just admit defeat?"

Chen Meilan smiled and said: "Then you will be hungry tonight."

"I said, I said."

"Okay, we are all ears."

Xiang Tianliang scratched his head and scratched his head, and thought hard for a while. How could he tell a joke? If he did, he could only tell some jokes he heard at the wine table.

"This joke is called 'Many things don't depend on whether you do them, but on how long you do them.' Miss Zhao Si is Zhang Xueliang's confidante. She has been following Zhang Xueliang since she was sixteen years old. After one year, people say it is a close relationship. , three years later, people said they had an affair, but after fifty years, people said they were in love for eternity."

No one laughed.

"I'll tell you another one, it's called 'It's not what you do, it's who you do it with.' In the early Republic of China, there was a famous prostitute named Xiao Fengxian. If she followed migrant workers, she would be targeted in the anti-pornography campaign. She followed General Cai E. If she had followed Sun Yat-sen, she might have become the mother of the country."

Still no one laughed.

"It was said that a fire broke out in a women's bathroom somewhere. The people inside were in chaos, and their naked bodies ran out. They saw a large group of white flowers on the street. An old man shouted, cover it up quickly. All the naked women suddenly woke up, but important parts of their bodies were missing. There were three places that I couldn't cover in a hurry, and I was at a loss. At this time, the old man shouted again, just cover your face, it's the same below... Haha, this is called, under special circumstances, it is impossible to cover everything, but you must do it Get to the point.”

Unfortunately, I only heard three people laughing, so I obviously couldn't pass the test.

"One day, a young woman came to the police station to report a crime. She said that a handsome man stole the money I put in my bra in a crowded subway. The police officer wondered, how could you hide the money in such a sensitive place? Didn't you realize it? The young woman replied with a blushing face. Who would have thought that he was touching money? This joke shows that allowing customers' money to be touched unconsciously in a pleasant experience is the highest level of the business model."

This time, there was more laughter.

"Let me tell you another story. A certain company posted a note on the urinal in the men's restroom with eight words written on it: One small step forward, one giant step for civilization. As a result, there were still many urine stains on the ground. Later, the company carefully learned from it. Lesson learned, I rewrote a piece of paper with seventeen characters in total. It said: If you can't pee in the pool, it means you are short; if you pee outside the pool, it means you are weak. As a result, the ground is much cleaner than before, which means, Investment advice given to clients must be specific, precise and to the point.”

The room burst into laughter.

Dai Wenhua smiled and shouted: "Let's talk again, let's talk again."

"It was said that there was a boss who got tired of playing with his mistress, and the mistress was getting older and couldn't force the marriage. He asked the boss for tens of millions of dollars in compensation. The boss originally wanted to kill someone to silence him. Later, the financial director came up with a plan. On the grounds of improving cultural standards, the boss I invested 100,000 yuan to let the mistress attend a boss training class. There were many bosses in the class. The mistress immediately fascinated all the boys in the class. Within two months, the mistress ignored the original boss. This joke shows that the company is not managed properly. For assets, the most effective way is to package and transfer them, rather than throwing them away and digesting them yourself.”

bursts of laughter.

Chen Meilan smiled and said: "Xiao Xiang, will you not be like this boss and package and transfer us in the future?"

"Don't dare, don't dare."

"Then just throw it away and digest it yourself?"

"I don't dare, I don't even dare."

"Hehe, then you say one more thing."

Xiang Tianliang thought for a while.

"One day, the female secretary said solemnly, boss, I'm pregnant. The boss continued to look down at the documents, then smiled lightly and said: "I have been sterilized a long time ago." The female secretary was stunned for a while, and said with a charming smile:, Boss, I'm joking with you!" The boss raised his head and glanced at the female secretary. After taking a few sips of tea, he said, "Actually, I'm just joking. I didn't get sterilized. This is what people who hang out in the world are like. Don’t panic, but let the bullets fly for a while first.”

There was laughter again and again in the room.

Dai Wenhua also chuckled, "Xiao Xiang, say one more thing."

Chen Nan and Chen Bei also shouted in unison, "One more, one more."

"Haha... I said the last one. It was said that three men went to the same family to propose marriage. The girl's parents said, please introduce yourselves. The first man said, I have 10 million, and the second man said, I have a building. The mansion was worth 20 million. The woman's parents were very satisfied after hearing this. He asked the third person, "What do you have at home?" The third person said, "I have nothing, only one child, and this child is in your daughter's belly." Here, the first person and the second person were completely speechless and left helplessly. This joke fully illustrates the truth that the core competitiveness is not money and houses, but having people in key positions. ."

"Giggle..."

"whee……"

"Chichi..."

The laughter was thick, and Xiang Tianliang asked proudly: "Beauties, sisters, comrades, did I pass?"

Chen Meilan smiled and said: "Everyone has to decide whether to pass or not. Sisters, what do you think?"

"Fail...", "Fail...", "Fail...".

Xiang Tianliang smiled bitterly again, "What are you going to do?"
Chapter completed!
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