Chapter 0725
Another person walked up to Xiang Tianliang.
Xiang Tianliang took a sniff first, but unfortunately, he couldn't smell the perfume, so it was just a close contact.
"Hey, this person's bones look a bit like a fish... Well, a fish bone is a fish bone. What does the book say... This person was born to like swimming, traveling endlessly across continents and houses, and has been working hard all his life. With our ancestral business, we will always have no worries about food and clothing in our later years... Sister, you are a pauper now. Of course, your old age will be good... Well, this is Ms. Zhang Xiaoya, our Nanhe County Women's Federation Chairman... Hey, Sister Zhang, why are you here too? ?”
Zhang Xiaoya smiled and said: "Giggle... Xiaoxiang, you really guessed it."
Xiang Tianliang smiled evilly into Zhang Xiaoya's ear: "Sister Zhang, if you let me touch that condom-like thing underneath you, I guarantee it won't take five seconds."
"Fuck you." Zhang Xiaoya pushed Xiang Tianliang away and stood up, "Hey, is there really a fish bone on my head?"
"Well, just on the back of your head."
"But...but it doesn't sound good to me?" Zhang Xiaoya asked.
Xiang Tianliang said: "Why is it bad? I was born to like to travel, and I traveled endlessly across continents and provinces. When you were working in the city's Yue Opera Troupe, you traveled all over Dongjiang Province and the five surrounding provinces. You worked hard all your life and had no ancestral property. In your later years, you had no money for food and clothing. Wuyou, you and Lao Yu are both poor people with no ancestral property, and Lao Yu is an upright official. Your family relies on wages to eat, so you must have no money. Of course, you will have no worries about food and clothing in your later years. When you retire, , there is a country to support it.”
"Oh... so to speak, so to speak, I'm pretty good." Zhang Xiaoya muttered and sat down.
"Next one." shouted Xiang Tianliang.
Another woman walked up to Xiang Tianliang.
Xiang Tianliang smiled mischievously and put his arms into his arms, "Hey... this belly is a bit big... I feel the skull, I have to touch it carefully... Oh, this bone is not dependent on the ancestors when it is born, and it is completely independent to start a family and start a career. , just wait and wait for fortune to come, and wealth and wealth will be even more rare in your later years... This is a lion bone, is it a lion bone... I understand, it is Sister Li Li Yajuan, right?"
Li Yajuan chuckled, "Yes, it's me."
"Sister Li, your belly...is a little fat."
"Go on, you're still pretending to do what you did. Do you want to deny it?"
"Oh...it's the iron tree that's blooming." Xiang Tianliang said happily, "By the way, Sister Li, you're here too."
Thanks to Xiang Tianliang's hard work, Li Yajuan didn't get pregnant until she was nearly forty years old. She has been carefully staying in Qinghe, living with Liu Qingqing, and rarely going out.
"I'm afraid you've forgotten me." Li Yajuan asked, "Xiaoxiang, what bones did you just say I have on my head?"
"Lion bones, lion bones."
"Okay?"
"Of course, I was born without relying on my ancestors. I am completely independent when I start a family. These two sentences refer to your past. You are right. Just wait and wait for the fortune to come. In your later years, you will have even more wealth. These two sentences mean that if you touch If you fall in love with me, you will be blessed to have children for the rest of your life, it will be great, very good."
"Eat... just say nice things." Li Yajuan smiled and stepped away.
Then, a man walked over with the sound of leather shoes scraping the ground.
Xiang Tianliang shrugged her nose a few times and said, "You must be Sister Zhang Hanzhang."
Zhang Han burst out laughing, "Xiao Xiang, how did you guess it?"
"You smell like medicine."
"No, I came here after I cleaned up."
"However, it is impossible to clean it completely. This is the characteristic of your profession as a doctor. I can tell it by smelling it with my nose."
"Giggle... What a dog nose. Let me ask you, there is Dr. Jia Huilan here, and Qiao Rui is also from the hospital. How do you know it must be me?"
"Haha, among you, Sister Jia, and your Qiao Rui, among the three of you, you are the only one who always touches the ground with your heels first when you walk. I could tell it right away."
Zhang Han asked with a smile: "Then what bones are on my head?"
"You, you have an eagle bone on your face, an eagle's eagle. I'll give you four words. You were born with the bones of an eagle and have a proud character. You should try your best to be a friend. If you are quick, you must be careful not to go down the mountain too early, and the sword's light will fade early." Don’t take it out.”
Zhang Han said with a smile: "I was born with an eagle-like character and an arrogant character. I will try my best to protect my friends. If the sword is sharp, it must be guarded against falling down the mountain too early. If the sword's light is already suppressed, it must not be unsheathed. I have remembered it. You don't need to explain it. I think these four sentences It suits me quite well, I’ll go back and figure it out myself.”
Xiang Tianliang said proudly: "So far, I've hit every target. How about it? Do you still have to guess again?"
Zhu Qin, who was sitting next to Xiang Tianliang, smiled and said, "It seems that I really can't trouble you. I have a suggestion."
"What suggestions?" Xiang Tianliang asked.
"Let me tell you, we are all here. This is a rare opportunity for you to tell us what bones are growing on their faces without touching them?"
"Haha... I've already touched it and it's familiar to me, so of course I don't need to touch it."
"Then just say it."
Xiang Tianliang said: "Then I will give four sentences to each person. Let me talk about our deputy secretary Chen Meilan first. She has a roc bone to give her good looks. The book says so. She was born with a roc bone and has a high nature. Haotian is fluttering its wings so carefree, the blue clouds are heading straight up to the wind to send emergency calls, and the evening scene is prosperous and joyful. Our Deputy Secretary Chen will at least be at the deputy provincial or ministerial level in the future."
Chen Meilan came over and said with a smile: "Xiao Xiang, if I don't become a deputy provincial minister in the future, you will be responsible."
"Besides, Yang Biqiao, Deputy County Magistrate Yang, clearly has a whale bone. This bone is born with good grace. It is not difficult to study and do things. One day, if you meet the Lord of the Ming Dynasty, you will not have to worry about good fortune and wealth. Jiang Yuying, Sister Jiang, has a long face. It is Qi Bone. Born with a Qi Bone, people are noble. They can call the wind and rain with divine power. They will be rich and famous throughout their lives. They can also get rich even if they are not in officialdom. My dear sister Liu, Liu Qingqing, has a bear bone. The bear bone is born with good fortune. It will swing without worries. As a couple, Love supports the family, and each generation is stronger than the last. Sister Jia Huilan has a tortoise bone. This bone is born with a quiet mind and is at ease with others. Once the time comes and goes, others will know that it is a tortoise bone. Sister Dai Dai Wenhua has a long bone. It is a bird bone. Although the bird bone is small, it can be eaten. The food and clothing are rich and abundant. It is unworthy of a gentleman to do a lot of work. He has always swept the snow in front of the door. Sister Lin Xialin's bone is a deer bone. This bone is born to be comfortable. A complete set of food and clothing. No loss, travel around in the southeast, northwest, defend yourself against villains, Dr. Xia Liuxia, has a leopard bone on his face, he was born with this bone to think faster, running around will not make money, he is smart and needs to be at ease, Toad Palace There will be great success in the future..."
The room burst into laughter.
Liu Qingqing came over and said with a smile: "It's dawn, I'm listening, why do I feel like you are making a wish?"
"Haha... in short, in a word, you can't go wrong by following me."
"Hehe...then you really have to be responsible."
"You are so responsible." Xiang Tianliang pulled off the black cloth on his face, opened his eyes and immediately screamed, "Wow, you... why are you all here?"
Liu Qingqing sat down next to Xiang Tianliang, "Is it my idea to come and see your new home?"
This is a huge living room, consisting of three rooms and three pillars in the middle, covering an area of more than 120 square meters. The layout is not very grand.
The main furnishings in the living room are sofas, six long sofas and ten single sofas, arranged in a large circle. Between the sofas is a coffee table. In the center of the sofa circle is a large round table, and under the round table is The wine cabinet is made of glass, and contains all kinds of high-end famous wines that can be purchased in Binhai.
This isn't a living room, it's clearly a wine room.
Sure enough, they all came.
Xiang Tianliang looked dazzled.
Counting from the right of Xiang Tianliang, sitting in order are Liu Qingqing and Li Yajuan, as well as Ye Nan, Director of the Youth Cadre Division of the Municipal Party Committee Organization Department, Bai Man, Director of the Finance Division of the Municipal Construction Bureau, Jiang Yuying, President of the Qinghe Municipal Development Bank, Binhai County Party Committee Deputy Secretary Chen Meilan, Chairman of Nanhe County Women's Federation Zhang Xiaoya, Deputy County Magistrate of Binhai County Yang Biqiao, Secretary Cui Shuyao, County People's Hospital doctor Jia Huilan, County People's Hospital doctor Zhang Han, County People's Hospital pharmacist Qiao Rui, Binhai County Commerce Bureau deputy director Zhang Lihong, Yang Xiaodan, owner of Xiangyang Kindergarten, Chen Bei, deputy director of the Binhai County People's Court Office, Chen Nan, president of the County Development Bank, Dai Wenhua, owner of the North and South Teahouse, Qiao Qiao, manager of the North and South Teahouse, Jingjing, deputy manager of the North and South Teahouse, Lin Xia, director of the Teaching and Research Office of the County No. 1 Middle School, Cathay Xia Liu, general manager of Binhai Branch of Kai Group, Huang Ying, general manager of Cathay Group, and Zhu Qin, chairman of Cathay Group.
"Hehe...hehe..."
It's so beautiful that I can't take it all in. I smile so hard at the sky that I can't even close my mouth.
"Comrades, this situation reminds me of such a story... It is said that in the dense jungles of Africa, there is an ancient civilization with a history of 10,000 years. This nation is the smartest, most hardworking, and most popular in the world. A nation with an innovative spirit. The leader of this nation is called Sabilovskiba. What he is most proud of is the invention of a unique ooxx system. In his nation, husbands and wives cannot directly ooxx. According to the min zhu election, the nation selects representatives to have sex with their wives. Someone asked Sabilovskiba, why can't the husband directly have sex with his wife? He seriously said that direct sex with his wife is not in line with the national conditions of the nation. In the past, Our country also allows adults to pass the ooxx directly, but the country is in chaos. After centuries of painful exploration, the nation has finally found a ooxx method that suits itself, that is, grassroots elections, where representatives unify ooxx. Facts have proved , this ooxx method is scientific and reasonable, and is very consistent with the national conditions of the nation. Many local women told reporters that after implementing fixed-point ooxx, they felt much better than before. The representatives were strong, skilled, and the quality of life was obviously much better than before. Before The fallen teeth have now grown back, the white hair has begun to turn black, menopause has returned, and a 70-year-old woman can become pregnant. These are all thanks to the representatives... Sabilov Skiba pointed out to reporters that the implementation of the representative ooxx system in our nation has aroused great jealousy in Western countries. They have spared no effort to instill in us the idea that husbands have the right to directly ooxx with their wives. Currently, in some villages, there is a situation where husbands directly ooxx The serious incident of having sex with my wife is a violation of the constitution and must not be tolerated... From the beaming faces of the people, the reporter deeply felt how important the harmony of ooxx is..."
Xiang Tianliang's words were quickly drowned in laughter and curses.
Chapter completed!