Chapter 0728 Toad's Nest
Xiang Tianliang's original nickname was Toad, which was given by his seven female classmates when he was in high school.
The toads back then were just talking about words, talking about war on paper, and just saying nothing.
Nowadays, toads are real. They not only eat swan meat, but also eat one accurately and eat a bunch of swan meat.
A toad is a toad, and a toad is also a treasure.
Toad, also known as toad, is an amphibian, used both in the water and land, with many bumps on the surface, and there are poisonous glands inside, which tastes spicy, cold and poisonous. In China, it is divided into Chinese toad and black-cornered toad, and lives in the pond. In the ze, there are black spots on the back, small body, good at jumping up and eating insects, making squeaks and moving quickly. The toad pastry extracted from them and the toad clothes are all very scarce medicinal materials in our country.
As for the idiom "Toad wants to eat swan meat", Xiang Tianliang certainly knows what it means. Isn't it just a metaphor for people who have no self-knowledge and are determined to find things that are impossible to get, and can get things that are impossible to get. This is amazing.
There is another idiom: Toads want to eat swan meat, and they are whimsical. Xiang Tianliang also knows what's wrong with whimsical things? People who don't want to be whimsical are called fools and fools.
The women passed a resolution and unanimously awarded Xiang Tianliang three nicknames, two of whom were toads and the other was sharpshooter.
The third nickname is Tumbler, which is the invention of Zhang Xiaoya, the condom.
Women all understand what tumbler means, because they have experienced it and have a deep understanding that the soldiers that cannot be defeated and the flag that cannot be defeated is worthy of.
Amid the laughter of the women, Zhang Xiaoya's proposal was unanimously approved.
Toad, sharpshooter, tumbler.
Xiang Tianliang accepted it helplessly, of course, he was so happy that he was extremely happy.
The toad not only ate a lot of swan meat, but also had its own nest, the real toad nest.
Dai Wenhua and Lin Xia accompanied Xiang Tianliang, while walking, introducing the layout of the entire building to him.
"Xiao Xiang, the inside and out of this building are built according to your design," said Dai Wenhua.
Xiang Tianliang stood in the corridor on the second floor, "Crazy Woman, thank you for your hard work."
Dai Wenhua smiled and said, "It's worth my hard work to live here. The person in charge here is Lin Xia. We all unanimously recommend her as the butler here."
"It depends on you who repairs the gun in the future." Xiang Tianliang grinned.
Lin Xia smiled embarrassedly, "Xiao Xiang, can I do it?"
"Haha...you can do it if you say you can, it's okay if you can't. You'll live here in the future, huh?"
Xiang Tianliang smiled, holding Lin Xia in one hand, and holding Dai Wenhua in the left hand.
Pointing to the gate of the yard, Dai Wenhua introduced: "Xiao Xiang, according to your design, our courtyard wall is 30 meters away from the street, 30 centimeters thick, 30 meters high, and 4.28 meters wide. In fact, there are two doors, which are composite. One is an iron gate and the other is an iron gate. If necessary, it can be opened urgently. The two doors can be manually or electric. There are two sets of electric switches, one set in In the door, one is in the living room on the second floor, and the yard is 48 meters long and 33.3 meters wide. All construction has not been completed yet. After it is fully completed, except for the parking lot in the middle, the left part is There is a small park with a sports field on the right. There will be a screen wall sixteen meters long and two meters high at 100 meters."
"Yeah, not bad." Xiang Tianliang nodded and smiled, "I will install a monitoring system at the street entrance and the yard door. With the monitoring system, once strangers approach this courtyard, we will immediately find out when a stranger approaches this courtyard. of."
Dai Wenhua pointed downstairs and said, "The rooms on the first floor are actually empty. We don't live downstairs. The middle room is a bright staircase. There are two turns of the staircase. There are four doors in total, and the one on the left side of the building is the room. , even the one next to the North and South Tea House, there is a hidden staircase that can also lead from the first floor to the second floor through it."
"Crazy woman, tell me about the situation on the second floor."
Dai Wenhua continued to introduce: "The layout of the second floor is like this. The place where we stand faces the yard, which is a bright corridor, and behind the cliff is a dark corridor, coming up from the hidden stairs. Along the secret corridor, you can reach the living room and each room. The twelve rooms on the second floor are arranged in this way. The first room is a staircase. You can reach the third floor through a secret staircase. The sixth, seventh and eighth room is a living room, which is us. The place I just sat in was the living room, with four rooms on both sides, each with four meters wide and ten meters long. It was divided into three small rooms in front, middle and back. Some were made into kitchens, some were dining rooms, and some were small living rooms. Each room has a staircase that leads to the bedroom and bathroom on the third floor. The bedrooms on the third floor are large and small, and some are large. According to the needs of each house, some are designed as two small bedrooms."
Xiang Tianliang asked, "Has the secret passage leading to your teahouse on the third floor been built?"
"Don't worry, you have built it too. From the hidden stairs to the third floor, there is a secret room. From the secret room, it is the secret passage of the north and south teahouses. Following the stairs in the secret passage, you can climb to the fifth floor. My office and You know the layout of your private room on the seventh floor and the teahouse, but there is basically no change, so I won’t introduce it.”
Nodded, Xiang Tianliang asked again: "Crazy Woman, who are you going to arrange the eight duplex apartments in this building for?"
"The first room is for Lin Xia and her baby daughter Lin Ya, the second room is for Wang Siling and Cui Shuyao, the third room is for Xia Liu, the fourth room is for the fifth room on the other side, no matter who it is, no matter who it is. You can live there when you come. The sixth room belongs to Liu Qingqing, the seventh room belongs to Li Yajuan, and the eighth room belongs to Zhang Xiaoya. It has been agreed that after her company is established, she will move here."
Xiang Tianliang smiled and asked, "Crazy Woman, don't you live here?"
Dai Wenhua smiled and said, "I think you don't have enough rooms here. Anyway, there are secret passages? Chen Nan, Chen Bei, and Qiao Qiao Qiao Jingjing, I still live in my house. It will be difficult for them to enter and exit from here in the future. Yes, just leave my house, so there is a supporter.”
"Hey, it's not right."
"What's wrong?" Dai Wenhua asked.
"Where is my room, where do I live?"
"Hehe...you ask Sister Lin Xia."
Lin Xia smiled and said, "Xiao Xiang, you have two homes."
"Two families? Why do you have to arrange two families?"
Lin Xia said: "Sister Dai is the landlord here. You are a tenant like us. You are the only man here. Of course, you can't live with us. So, your room is on the first floor, close to the hidden installation. The second and third rooms on the stairs are your new home, with two rooms connected together, including the bedroom, living room, kitchen and dining room."
"Oh, just arrange me downstairs alone." Xiang Tianliang smiled bitterly.
Lin Xia said again: "Xiao Xiang, you are the deputy county magistrate and the county leader. Someone will definitely come to you, including your family or friends. So, in order not to let them go to the second floor, your room must Arranged on the first floor.”
Xiang Tianliang said happily: "That's true, to cover up, otherwise, when you were repairing a gun for me, it would be bad if someone broke in."
Lin Xia blushed her pretty face and pushed her elbow toward Tianliang, "Actually, you have another room, which is arranged on the third floor, which is the top three living room on the second floor, and there is also everything there, and... "
"And what?"
"And there are…"
Xiang Tianliang said oh, leaned into Lin Xia's ear and whispered a smirk, "Haha... I know without saying that there must be a big bed there, enough for seven or eight people to lie down, and a large restaurant, It can accommodate more than 20 people to have a meal at the same time. By the way, there is also a large bathtub, like a small swimming pool, which can accommodate five or six people. It is a gun repairer, right?"
"Isn't it... it's your bad idea?" Lin Xia said angrily with a red face.
He took Dai Wenhua and Lin Xia to the third floor and Xiang Tianliang entered his room. Sure enough, everything here was arranged according to his design, especially the so-called big bed, which was designed by his heart.
In fact, it is not a bed, but a floor pavement. It is just four Simmons mattresses gathered together, and a layer of spring mattresses were laid below. However, its vastness made Xiang Tianliang himself very happy, two meters and eight meters wide. Eight meters and eight long, it's a real big bed.
Dai Wenhua chuckled in a low voice and said, "Hey, how about it? This is the best Simmons in the coastal area. It took Qiao Qiao and I a day to sew the four Simmons together."
Xiang Tianliang nodded, suddenly flew up, kicked off his shoes in the air, and after a fight, he was already lying on the big bed.
"It's not bad, haha...but don't let outsiders see it, otherwise there will be problems."
Dai Wenhua smiled and said, "Don't worry, you have set up six secret doors and secret locks. Each of us sisters only knows two secret locks. If you want to enter your room, neither of them can enter, so you have to have three people together. Only then can you enter your room, do you think others can come in?"
"Crazy Woman, how many sleep can you sleep on this bed?" Xiang Tianliang asked in a bad mood.
"Hehe... I've calculated that like Deputy County Magistrate Yang's figure, this bed can sleep eight to ten people. If it's like a little girl, it can at least squeeze thirteen or fourteen."
"Haha..." Xiang Tianliang looked at Lin Xia again and asked, "A gun repairer, tell me, how many people can sleep in this big bed?"
"I, I don't know." Lin Xia blushed again.
"I order you to say it quickly."
"Bad...don't you know it yourself?"
"Speak quickly, if you don't say it, I'll beat you up in public." Xiang Tianliang scared.
Lin Xia said shyly: "Well... If you sleep on your side, you can sleep at least twenty people. The bed is 2.8 meters wide. You can also make full use of the other side. You can sleep eight to ten people. And, The carpet around the big bed can also be used, so here we can sleep all the sisters at the same time..."
Xiang Tianliang smiled from ear to ear.
Chapter completed!