4. Hot Pot and Terrorists
() "You have received gratitude from the villagers and your contribution has increased by 300."
"You have gained the trust of the villagers and your contribution has increased by fifty."
"You gave the villagers hope that the contribution level will increase by 100, and the Sakh Village's shareholding will be 13%.
Suddenly, a series of mechanical voices sounded from Wang Xiaoqiang's heart. "As a matter of fact, as long as I make certain contributions to someone or a group, I can get a degree of contribution. That is, as long as I devote my limited life to infinite service to the people like Lei Feng, I can get a steady stream of contributions." A confident look was revealed on Wang Xiaoqiang's face.
The villagers saw that the weak and incompetent Afak not only smashed a bone on the face of "King Sun Er", but also cursed. After the scolding, they looked as if they were calm and gentle. For a moment, many young girls and wives all turned their hearts to Wang Xiaoqiang secretly, hoping to send Yunbu rain to him now.
"Bah." Wang Xiaoqiang spat and muttered in his heart: "I'm a hooligan, how could I be Lei Feng?" The saliva flew towards the face of the spotted tiger.
"Okay! Aifak is good..." the villagers cheered and cheered.
However, our "Sun Two Kings" experienced Wang Xiaoqiang's "spray" and wanted to eat his flesh and blood naturally. At this time, another mouthful of saliva flew towards his beloved mount. His ugly face was as dark as ink, and his eyes were squirming. He cursed: "Little thief, you are seeking death by yourself."
The "King of Sun Er" clamped his feet tightly, tightening the spotted tiger's abdomen. The man and the tiger waved a huge mountain knife like a sharp arrow. In a hurry, Wang Xiaoqiang raised three rakes to resist, but the strength was lost and the rake flew up together. Then the King of Sun Er was still in a state of momentum, and he raised the tiger forward to chop the abominable little thief with one knife.
“Bo, Bo, Bo."
Feng Jie pulled out a small revolver and fired three shots in a row, and shot the slasher in the hand of the "King Sun Er". Then she pulled Wang Xiaoqiang to her side.
Seeing that Sister Feng took action, the 'Sun Two Kings' showed a hint of fear, tightened the scabbard and laughed: "Did you see, if you dare to go against me again, the outcome will be like that boy." A cheering sounded behind him.
At this moment when the enemy flames were very arrogant, Ai Lao Er stood up again and shouted to the villagers: "Brothers, you can't do this anymore. This time they are serious. They want to kill our people, burn our house, and rob our wife and insult our mother. We can't be so cowardly anymore. Let them do whatever they want. Give them a few girls today, and there will be dozens of girls tomorrow. They are just a group of wolves that cannot be fed. Are we not as brave as this child and a woman? Where is your courage to sleep with women?" Finally, he pointed at Wang Xiaoqiang and roared with Sister Feng.
Wang Xiaoqiang looked at Fengjie's towering breasts and turned to Afak's inspiring speech again, muttering in his heart: "It seems that this guy is really a talented person. He has finished all the things I should say."
At this time, Ai Lao Er roared again: "Are you men?"
"Yes!" The villagers also roared, their voices neatly and loudly, and their faces were red as if they were sprinkled with pig blood.
"If you are a man, just fuck him for our brothers and sisters." Ai Laoer shouted again, then he held the rolling pin in his hand and pounced at 'King Sun Er', muttering in his heart, "For the beauty of Widow Liu."
I saw Ai Lao Er pounce on "King Sun Er" with great confidence, but the villagers behind him pushed and shoved forward a few steps before everyone stopped to observe.
The result is conceivable. The brave and fearless Ai Lao Er raised his body under the sword of "King Sun Er" and a blood sprinkled into the air. Seeing such a scene where a white knife entered the red knife, the villagers who had not advanced a few steps backed back again.
"This is your death, brothers, please give me it." With a loud shout, under the leadership of the "Sun Er King", the bandits rushed towards the lambs to be slaughtered like thousands of troops.
At this moment, Wang Xiaoqiang struggled to stand up next to Feng Jie, pointed at the 'Sun Er King' with fierce eyes and shouted: "You dare!"
"What's wrong with me?" Having said that, the 'Sun Er King' placed the hijab in his hand on his chest to guard against Sister Feng's sneak attack at any time.
Suddenly, a thick black cloud appeared in front of the ugly man riding a tiger. Suddenly, the "King of Sun" closed its momentum and murmured in horror: "Magic? What level of magician is it?"
At this time, Wang Xiaoqiang chose a summoning dog and shouted: "Invincible dog, hurry up and eliminate this hateful ugly guy who was killed by thousands of swords. Your appearance will be the biggest breakthrough in the 30 years of reform and opening up. Don't imitate that dead woman obeys orders and disobeys." He said with an authentic Henan accent.
However, this pure Henan dialect became an obscure spell in the ears of the honest villagers in another world, so everyone shouted: "He is indeed a magician."
Just as the "King of Sun Er" retreated with fear, a thunder slashed in front of Wang Xiaoqiang. A poodle with a height of less than one foot was shaking her head and waving her tail, licking her curly hair on her tongue and rubbing her towards Wang Xiaoqiang.
"VIP?" The summoner was stunned.
Then Wang Xiaoqiang burst into anger and kicked the poodle at Fengjie and scolded: "You are cheating, please recruit a pet dog if you make a contribution of 200 yuan? Is it good to have a hot pot?" Although the price of the poodle may be more expensive than the Jing dog, in this dangerous and war-filled world, the poodle is really not suitable for survival.
"The summoned character has been named code: hot pot. Occupation: jing dog, name: hot pot, ability: please, others unknown." The mechanical voice sounded from Wang Xiaoqiang's heart.
"Ah haha... This little thief is bluffing, brothers, come on to me." Seeing Wang Xiaoqiang summoning such a guy without any combat power, the "King Sun Er" laughed loudly, and waved his hand and rushed towards the villagers. At this moment, the "King Sun Er" did not go into battle together.
"The heaven and earth are spiritual, as fast as the law, the Taishang Laojun comes to show his spirit. Kill these abominable little thieves who were killed by thousands of swords." Wang Xiaoqiang shouted again in a Henan accent, and then chose a summoning person. However, at this moment, Feng Jie was leisurely teasing the hot pot in her arms. As long as Wang Xiaoqiang is not in danger of his life, everything has nothing to do with her.
This time, facing the dark and thick dark clouds in the air, the bandits were not afraid. With the previous experience, they rushed towards the group of lambs to be slaughtered in front, and did not put the strangeness in the air at all.
Another thunder exploded, and a strong man wrapped in white se scarf appeared in front of Wang Xiaoqiang. His waist was extremely plump. Wang Xiaoqiang looked carefully and found a tube-like object similar to a detonator.
As the saying goes, a lightning flash suddenly appeared in the sky. Even without cheers or applause, the terrorists still made a brilliant appearance.
That's right, the troops summoned by Wang Xiaoqiang are the cheapest but more likely to kill and have a wide range of troops, terrorists in "Red Sejing Ring".
Immediately, facing the group of thieves who were yelling and rushing towards them, the terrorist shouted "Long live Allah" and pulled open his clothes and exposed the dangerous decoration of bottles and jars to pounce on the other party. At the same time, Sister Feng took out a piece of iron a foot-sized piece and threw it at the terrorist.
"Bang!"
A huge roar sounded, and the great audience was shocked to be deaf for a short time. Even the spotted tigers under the body of "King Sun Er" were trembling, and for a moment, the smoke of gunpowder rose everywhere and moaned everywhere.
After this loud noise, half of the warriors who rushed up to the "Sun Two Kings" were killed, and no one was killed, and the whole body was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside. The good times did not last long.
Wang Xiaoqiang shook his head, shook off the arm that fell from the warrior, and carried a fork and forced him to go to the center of the explosion. Then he rescued a warrior who had seen less air intake and more air out - he stabbed the rusty fork into the other party's throat and pulled it out again in the gurgling blood bubble.
"Get out! Leave your life to go home and tell your king that this is my Afak territory in the future. If he doesn't know how to raise his head and dare to provoke trouble again, I will break his dog legs. These dead dogs on the ground will be his lesson." Wang Xiaoqiang said, holding up the fork in his hand and pretending to be handsome.
He woke up from fear, "King Sun Er" but disappeared with the spotted tiger. He had no intention of caring about this group of subordinates with heavy casualties.
Chapter completed!