Chapter 1 Good morning, good morning, everyone(1/2)
Chapter 1 Good morning Hello everyone (this chapter is free)
"Get up! Get up! Get up~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!"
Amid the deafening cry, the boy rubbed and rubbed his sleepy eyes and saw the good morning bird flying in front of him. 26nbsp; This bird is like a vulture, its tail is like a peacock, its hair is divided into colorful, and there is a meat crown on the top. It is indescribable and beautiful. The sound system is similar to that of humans, but when you come and go, you will only shout "get up" and "get up quickly". Every morning when you see the sunshine, you will start to sing wildly, and have long become the alarm tool for the villagers.
However, this time, the location of the Good Morning Bird appeared was a bit strange, because the boy awakened by the Good Morning Bird was not sleeping in the bed or staying indoors, but was in a dark cave with wasteland piled beside him, holding a pickaxe in his hand, looking like a land miner.
The cave is deep, but curved, and cannot see through the inside directly from the outside. It is completely dug by manual hands. The fourteen-year-old boy who dug out this tunnel with his own hands dug out all night in the cave last night, and now his body is sore everywhere.
"It's a good morning bird... Is it dawn outside? Damn it. I just closed my eyes and slept a little last night, and it was dawn. If this continues, the progress will be too late."
After evaluating the current depth of the cave, the boy showed an annoyed expression. The 14-year-old pretty face was not handsome, but his facial features were upright. Hesitation flashed in his big black eyes, but he was quickly replaced by his determination to take risks.
"Although it may alarm others, we still have to speed up the progress. If we don't dig the tunnel before my father comes back and connect the cloud road ladder down, we will not have the chance to leave the village this year..."
When he thought of this, the boy's courage was supported. He then put down his pickaxe and looked at the stone wall ahead. It was because the rock plate was too hard that the excavation work was delayed last night, but in fact, he had dug this tunnel quite deeply. No one should have heard of any sound, right?
Especially... it is the little devil with an angel face!
Being ready, the boy took a deep breath. The next moment, the boy's whole body was shrouded in dazzling golden light, and a strange metallic color appeared from the depths of his body to the surface. From a distance, in the strong golden light, the boy's body looked like a bronze statue. He was not tall, but majestic and intimidating.
'The fifth level of the Golden Bell Cover!'
He urged the new force that had only accomplished his skills a few days ago. A heavy punch from the young man was bombarded on the rock plate. Amid the deafening burst sound, a large hole appeared in the hard rock plate, and the soil and rocks collapsed. The obstacle that had troubled him for half a night last night had been resolved.
"The progress has caught up, let's continue digging tonight..."
The boy hurriedly left the cave and carefully confirmed that no one passed by near the entrance of the cave. He jumped out and then realized that the sun was dazzling in front of him.
"It's already so late... I'm going to be late for class."
Unlike the large metropolis with a large population outside, there is only one school in this small village, and students of all grades are studying there. Judging from the school rules, being late for class is not a serious problem, but the boy cares a lot. Of course, the reason why he cares about time is not simply because he is almost late for class.
'Hello good morning, have you all in the village get up? Today is another sunny day. Our good morning program Banana New Paradise is about to be played. Please brush your teeth and wash your face, and come to the new day with us... cheerfully.'
The boy ran a few steps, but the conch magic weapon hanging around his waist played a very mechanical female voice. It was the morning radio in the village, and the host was the boy's sister. Logically speaking, he could hear the familiar sound from the conch-shaped magic weapon, but today's situation was somewhat exceptional.
"Huh? Isn't this Xiao Wu? We just killed a rabbit and a pheasant. We will take it to your wine shop later to give you a tooth-beating ceremony. You are blessed."
On the way to school, the boy met the early-stirring villagers carrying a hoe. These simple and kind farmers greeted him kindly.
"Xiao Wu, why is Xiao Shang so dirty in the morning? Is she so embarrassed? I was beaten by Xiao Shang again? Hahahaha, uh... Xiao Shang shouldn't be nearby, right?"
When talking about the name of the taboo, the laughing villagers immediately looked solemn and looked around carefully, for fear that the number one tricky figure in the village would suddenly appear.
"Don't call me Xiaowu, I have a name, Sun Wu, I keep adding small characters, it sounds like I will never grow up."
"Oh? It's right that your name is Sun Wu, but you are only fourteen years old, so it's right that everyone calls you Xiao Wu."
"It's just that I feel uncomfortable listening!"
The young man Sun Wu protested seriously, but the focus of his neighbors was not this.
"By the way... do you know? Miss Feng got drunk last night and fell into the field on the way home. She was discovered just now and carried home. She is not awake yet."
"Ah, before she went out last night, she told me that she wanted to drink all night and didn't go home for one night and asked me not to wait for her. How could she drink like this? Then... Isn't it necessary to open the skylight for today's Good Morning Radio?"
"Yes, it's all like that, it shouldn't be possible to host it anymore. What a pity. She never opened the skylight record in the past. Will it be broken today?"
Just as the two were talking, the countdown sounded from the conch. When the sound counted down to zero, an amazing female 's sexual' voice came clearly from the conch.
"Good morning, good morning, everyone in the village, it's another simple and peaceful morning. Banana New Paradise said to everyone here, I'm the "sex" idol of this village. Did you think of me when you come together? Haha, if you don't have one, come out and see the sun, because you won't have a chance to see it tomorrow."
The soft and charming voice is Sun Wu's extremely familiar tone, but it makes people feel extremely puzzled. Why is the host who is drunk at home and has to open the skylight and can still be broadcast on time? His tone of speaking is exactly the same as usual, as if he has the skills of his clone.
And while doubting, the radio from the conch continued to air, and the confusing sweet voice quickly continued to speak.
"Who would be happiest on such a sunny morning? Of course, it's not that I'm looking forward to the affair between men and women who are stormy today. Will it be the farmer who needs the sun to farm well? Or is the macho hunter who is preparing to hunt today? It may also be the alcoholic who is still sleeping in bed and taking the opportunity to skip work. But I think it's the healthy boy who secretly digging a hole with a pickaxe on his back every night and digging until dawn... Why do I know about Xiao Feng Sister? Because that healthy boy... Oh hehe, I can see it every day..."
The radio did not continue to say anything, because Sun Wu suddenly punched his waist, destroying the conch magic weapon he wore, destroying the corpse in time, and not allowing the passage of that passage to continue, but the action might have been a little late, because the villagers standing in front of him were surprised and pointed at him.
"No, it's not me! I didn't secretly dig tunnels in the middle of the night..."
As if he was accused of murder, Sun Wutong blushed and repeatedly denied it, but suddenly he seemed to understand something.
"Ah! It must be her! It's Xiao Shang."
After leaving this sentence, Sun Wufei also ran away like a thrust, rushing towards the direction of the radio tower in the village. When the name of the taboo was mentioned, the nearby villagers immediately changed their faces and no longer cared about what the boy had done. Everyone walked away with a pale face and prayed for peace for the whole family today.
The morning sun shines warmly on the streets, among the shade of trees and branches, the birds rise and fall, and the chirping sounds of the forest can be heard. Along the way, you can hear the sound of good morning birds and radio, rising and falling, and every household starts to get up and wash. Many villagers who saw Sun Wu asked him with a surprised and astonished expression.
"Xiao Wu, you last night..."
"No!"
"Xiao Wu, you were this morning..."
"No! Nothing!"
The boy rushed to the radio tower, and the villagers he met along the way waved to him kindly and said good morning. The atmosphere of the whole morning was so coordinated. However, after Sun Wu ran over quickly, he still had some sinister whispers and whispers.
"... Liangshanbo's rules: living people have always had a life of life and no life. The little ghost wouldn't want to sneak away, right? When will the old lunatic come back?"
"It's been these days. We have to keep a little eye on the little devil, otherwise the old madman will come back and find that the little devil is not here, then we will..."
A few words filled with trembling were buried in the shadows, and they did not reach anyone's ears except each other.
The whole village was not very big. Sun Wu ran over the stone tablet at the entrance of the village and rushed up the mountain tree road. Finally, before the Good Morning Radio was about to end, he came to the radio tower that was broadcast to the whole village. It was a short, fat, dome building like mushrooms. There was only one entrance and exit in the whole house. Sun Wu, who came to the door, raised his hand and pushed it. Unexpectedly, the tentacles suddenly burst out in an instant, and Sun Wu was bounced out. Most of his body was sore and numb, and he was about to lose consciousness.
I was caught by electricity and flew out early in the morning. It was a real name. It seems... the lucky index today is not very good.
"Xiao Feng heard a sound outside the door. Someone accidentally caught the anti-theft mechanism. Who is it? It's hard to guess. There are so many thieves in the village, so many people are likely to do it."
When Sun Wu heard this voice, he was immediately confused, because he came over to push the door without a sound and accidentally missed the agency. It is hard to say that it was someone else's fault. No matter how he said, the people inside could not know that they were coming, so they deliberately installed the agency here to prepare for it?
"………There are many possible suspects, but probably it was the little country bumpkin who ran through most of the village after secretly digging the tunnel this morning, and then went to Pujie to get electricity."
No, the introduction is withdrawn. The people inside must know that they are coming, and they are also targeting themselves. With her bad personality, this kind of thing is very possible.
The morning radio came to an end at this time. Sun Wu returned to the door and pushed it hard. This time there was no mechanism. The simple current device was destroyed after a single ejaculation. Sun Wu pushed the door open without any effort and saw two people in the radio room.
The tall and handsome middle-aged man was known as the "Gianling God" in the world, but now he is a staff member responsible for managing the radio tower. He is famous for his powerful Kong Wu, but now he is tied up and rolled to the ground, with socks stuffed into his mouth and howled. It seems that he has nothing to do with any giant or any might.
The culprit of all this is naturally the person sitting on the radio chair now. However, from the perspective of the door, there is no trace of the back except the big chair, as if the whole person was completely swallowed by the leather chair.
When the leather chair turned around, the reason for this phenomenon was completely understandable. The girl sitting on the chair was still a little older than the girl. She was a cute girl with pure bangs. Her watery eyes blinked innocently, her white and tender skin was blown and broken, and her red little mouth was like a cherry, and her full little beauty embryo made people lit up, especially the pure temperament she exuded, like a daisy blooming, which was pleasing to people.
"Oh, Xiaowu, it's so good, is it for Xiaofeng's good morning broadcast to let you..."
"Don't speak in my sister's voice. Although she looks fat and doesn't match her voice at all, it's still terrible to say that you use this face and this voice."
The sweet and tender mature female voice immediately turned into childish and tenderness. She shyly held her snow-white face and sang a song crisply, and combined with her innocent and cute face, it seemed as if an angel in mythology and legend came to the world.
"Lalalala~~Lalalalalala~~"
"Don't pretend to be cute on purpose, and don't deliberately use this expression to get over it. I have seen it since I was a child and I have no feeling anymore."
"Tsk! This is the trouble for childhood sweethearts."
He turned his head slightly, and with a cold hum, his expression changed completely. Although he was still the same face, with big watery eyes, white and tender skin, and a small red mouth, as the expression changed, the whole face and the whole person felt completely different.
The feeling of innocence and love is gone. What flashes in my eyes is a worldly and mature age, and the corners of my eyes are even slightly hung, making the whole expression look particularly cold. If it was said that people wanted to get close to each other before, now it is even a look that "not close to others", which seems to be a very bored expression.
Why do you have such eyes and expressions at a young age? No one in the village has ever wanted to ask about it. If you don’t ask about your personal **, this is already a tacit understanding in the village, but the girl undoubtedly has a name that suits her very well: Xiao Shang.
Sun Wu and Xiao Shang are childhood sweethearts, which is his most helpless thing, but in a literal sense, they are indeed childhood sweethearts who grew up together. There are not other playmates of similar age in the village, but sister Feng Jie has had to get along well with Xiao Shang since she was a child, and be good friends. After being entangled by Xiao Shang, others dare not approach him at all. As a result, Xiao Shang became his "best" childhood sweetheart.
Especially as he grows older, Xiao Shang has changed from a tricky character to a tough character. While the villagers are scrambling to the world, they even deliberately use themselves to restrain this extremely difficult little evil star. No matter what they do, the two will be pushed together. Over time, Sun Wu no longer wants to say anything.
Although Xiao Shang is young, he is a genius in the production of magic weapons and equipment. Such as the establishment of broadcast towers and the laying of systems, they all came from her. Every time the villagers have repair problems, they have to come to her, so no one dares to offend this little girl who has just celebrated her twelfth birthday. However, due to her personal "sexuality", the price of asking for her help is often extremely painful, which makes her a bad star who is not close to anyone at a young age.
"Xiao Shang, why do you have to cause trouble for people early in the morning? Wouldn't it be good to give everyone a peaceful morning?"
More importantly, in front of the ears of the whole village, she revealed the secret that someone had secretly dug the tunnel and wanted to escape... Only she could do this. Since she successfully developed the magic weapon of "micro-shaped eavesdropping insects" a few years ago, Sun Wu's life has been uneasy. Originally, the eavesdropping insects' "sex" could fail after entering the ground three feet, but it was obvious that there was another breakthrough recently.
"The peaceful days are so boring. Sister Feng couldn't get up this morning. I'll host it once on her behalf. Of course, I have to find some fun as hosting fees."
"The hosting fee can be replaced by other things. People should not build fun on other people's unhappiness, and what you say... Don't you know that there are some things that cannot be said everywhere?"
The young man spoke righteously and looked a little mature in his serious manner, but compared to him, the girl's answer was so worldly that it was unremarkable.
With one hand, the girl patted her childhood sweetheart's shoulders, and the girl's angel-like expression suddenly became as sad as an artist.
"Basically, I think Xiaowu, you also understand that we are born in a world of chaos and moral degradation, but I am an anti-social and anti-order rebel. Recently, my psychologist also told me that I have too much pressure every day and tend to be bipolar disorder, and it is very likely to become an irregular time bomb. In order not to become a psychopath one day, I regularly do some stress-relieving activities that are beneficial to the body and mind. I believe that you, a childhood sweetheart, will you understand, right?"
It is rare for a companion to speak with such a rational and sexual attitude. Sun Wu really wanted to agree, but he still couldn't understand why Xiao Shang likes to use some very complicated and professional terms to explain the problem. Moreover, there is only one psychologist in the village. Since that person ate mutton sent by a patient a year ago and died suddenly, there is no psychologist in the village. Where did Xiao Shang go to see a doctor? And the most important point...
"Actually you don't have to do this, because I think... your psychology has long been perverted."
"Hey, it's really not easy for you to say such words to your friends with such a serious expression."
The bells from the outdoors stopped the conversation between the two people. It was the bell ringing in the school. Although it was not very far away, if you didn't set out as early as possible, you would be late. Sun Wu dragged his friend who was originally going to skip class, but before leaving, Sun Wu insisted that Xiao Shang apologize to the other victims and untie him.
"Even if your sister is too drunk, you can't help her replace her. You're still tied up Uncle Lu like this. It's wrong to do this."
Hearing Sun Wu's thoughts, Xiao Shang showed an expression of boredom that was about to roll his eyes, took out a dagger from his arms, and threw it on the ground insincerely.
"Uncle Lu, Xiaowu and I are going to go to class. I don't have time to loosen the tie for you. You should cut the rope with a knife, and... I'm sorry."
"Xiao, Xiao Shang, when you threw out your knife, it nailed it through Uncle Lu's thigh."
"I know. I aimed it when I threw it, and I said sorry, you asked me to say it."
"Uh...I'm sorry, did you say this in advance...I don't seem to mean that..."
To be continued...