Chapter 16 The Bald Donkey Monk illuminates the world

"What the hell are you trying to explain? There is only one kind of relationship between men and women. When it's time to pounce, just pounce bravely!"

Being kicked hard in the back, Sun Wu was kicked with such great force that he couldn't stand firmly. He suddenly jumped forward and hit Fei Lianxiu in front of him.

He could make such an action, and even more capable of kicking his own center of gravity. Apart from his sister Fengjie, only Xiao Shang could do this kind of thing, not to mention that voice said everything. Sun Wu was slightly shocked,

He didn't expect Xiao Shang to come from the other side so quickly, but when he fell forward, all he could think about was how to get up after falling, because with Fei Lianxiu's skill, this distance, this kind of fall

With her speed, she should be able to dodge easily, and the only one who would be embarrassed would fall to the ground.

However, what actually happened did not seem to be like this. Just as Sun Wu did not expect that Fei Lianxiu could use this magical method to resolve the all-pervasive attack he had just faced, he also did not expect that Fei Lianxiu would be able to resolve it with his simple attack.

Xiu was unable to dodge, just like an ordinary woman who knew nothing about martial arts. She was hit hard by him and fell backwards.

(Oops!)

The ground was covered with hard stone slabs. If he hit the ground hard like this, he would be seriously injured if the back of his head hit the ground. Sun Wu hurriedly turned around and changed direction. When he fell to the ground hard, he hit the ground first. Although it was also the same

The back of his head hit the ground, but with another head, the result was completely different. Not only was Sun Wu uninjured, but he also cracked two hard thick stone slabs on the ground.

(Phew! Fortunately...Miss Fei was not injured.)

After successfully rescuing the siege, Sun Wu secretly called it a fluke, but his happy mood did not last long. He soon found that he and Fei Lianxiu were lying in a very embarrassing posture in front of hundreds of people.

The way he fell to the ground was inelegant, but that was nothing, but because of the force of the impact when he fell. The boy's right leg was raised, and it was directly between Fei Lianxiu's legs, and his left hand also

It slid to the other person's chest due to the impact, and he felt the soft and full weight just right, and the cool yet warm temperature not only made the young man's palms tremble, but even his face suddenly turned red.

It was an embarrassing scene. Sun Wu wanted to get up. But Fei Lianxiu seemed to be a little dizzy from the collision. She couldn't get up for a while, and she was pressed down. Whether she pushed with her hands or straightened her waist,

It all seemed inappropriate. I really didn’t know what to do. But at this time, the crowd next to me was already making a scene.

"Wow~~No matter how intimate you are, you don't have to do it in public!"

"You don't understand this. Although this is a competition venue, it is still the backyard of Wanzilou. Don't talk about this kind of childishness. Even if there is a more intense drama, it won't be surprising!"

"Yes, that's right. Dear uncles and uncles, this is a preview of the bridal chamber drama. The complete plot will be performed in the building later. Those who want to watch can buy tickets from the service staff of this building. Or directly contact us here.

I’ll get a 50% discount.”

"Oh, this is a new trick, I want to buy a ticket!"

"I want one too!"

"Everyone, take your time, don't crowd!"

The noisy crowd and the unscrupulous little girls selling scalper tickets were all huddled together. Amidst the series of noisy sounds, there was also the angry roar of a young man.

"Hey~~~Xiao Shang! Stop it, your behavior is simply fraud. Don't do it again. "

"Uncles and uncles, please look into my pure eyes. Do you think that an innocent girl like me can lie and deceive others? Can she deceive all of you wise elder brothers?"

From "uncle" to "big brother" all of a sudden, with those pure and innocent eyes, the charm suddenly increased tenfold. Many people even completely forgot what they were buying, so they handed over the money and took the money.

A counterfeit ticket that will definitely be invalidated.

"Stop. Stop using commercial emojis to deceive people!"

"Oh. Does the hero have any objections? But it's too late, the tickets have been sold out. The heroine also ran away. "

Just as Xiao Shang said, in the chaos just now, Fei Lianxiu, who had woken up, seemed to feel that nothing was right in this situation, so she only said to Sun Wu, "I'm sorry, I will find you again."

, and left in a hurry, but Sun Wu didn't even have time to apologize to her.

"It's all your fault. You kicked me from behind, causing me to violate Miss Concubine."

"Oh, have you finished violating her? So quickly? You are such a fast gunslinger with a silver gun head. "

"...where did you learn such adjectives?"

It should be said that he accidentally met his companions. Sun Wu remembered his original intention of coming here and asked Xiaoshang if he had any plans for coming here. As soon as he asked the question, the surroundings suddenly turned dark and he was surrounded by several burly men.

Surrounded.

"This little brother and little girl, please keep silent and come with us."

At first, Sun Wu thought he was being held hostage, because this was Wanzilou's territory, and he had a quarrel with Wanzilou. If someone recognized his identity, this would naturally be the result.

(Are we going to have another tough battle? Well, the drunkenness has almost subsided, and with Xiao Shang beside me, there should be nothing to be afraid of. )

As soon as this thought flashed in his mind, Sun Wu smiled bitterly. He thought too much. Xiao Shang was right next to him. How could there be nothing to be afraid of? The most terrifying thing was this, not only

Xiaoshang's destructive power is worthy of fear, and her unique ability to cause trouble is also something that people cannot but fear.

Just when he thought this, Xiao Shang next to him suddenly came over, looking at the several big men around him, but his little hand pulled Sun Wu's sleeve.

"Xiao, brother Xiaowu, I'm so scared."

"... Last time we bombed most of the manor, this kind of face is no longer useful. "

As soon as the words came out, the little girl's scared expression, which was about to cry, turned into something completely different, like turning the pages of a book. A touch of fear. Covered up by 100% trust and dependence, with pure and flawless starry eyes.

Blinking and blinking, he looked over.

"As long as he is with brother Xiao Wu, Xiao Shang is not afraid of anything."

The little girl's eyes were full of trust, pure and without a trace of impurity, but facing these eyes, the boy turned his head sideways as if he was sad.

"...but...but, I feel so scared when I'm with you."

If it weren't for this special situation, an unprepared octopus punch might hit his lower abdomen again. Sun Wu thanked God for giving him this opportunity to speak freely. However, he couldn't deny that the moment Xiao Shang changed his expression, he felt so full.

The look in his eyes that showed trust and dependence actually made him feel a beating heart.

Shaking his head, he put aside this strange feeling. Sun Wu found that he had been taken away from the landlord's building complex in Yihong Building, and to several relatively remote low buildings nearby. It seemed that they should be the residences of servants and handymen. It was weird. There were not many people around, and it seemed that the place had been cleared beforehand.

(I see. Are you going to take action? Damn it, I haven’t been given the prize for the King of Drinking Contest yet.)

Sun Wu was secretly alert, and Xiao Shang next to him pulled his sleeves and pointed in the direction. Sun Wu discovered something strange, that is, these sturdy men were all wearing hats. Although there is nothing wrong with wearing hats when walking, these people They look very unnatural when wearing hats, as if they are very unaccustomed to wearing such hats on their heads.

Unusual things should be thought about carefully. An idea flashed in Sun Wu's mind and he remembered something.

(Could all of these people be...)

As if aware of Sun Wu's doubts, the several big men walking in front suddenly stopped. They all turned around, and the leader spoke on behalf of them.

"Donor Sun, we are not suspicious persons."

"Oh, then who are you?"

"The poor monk and the fellow disciples are all monks in practice, and they have something to rely on."

The monk's evidence was of course his bald head. Several big men took off their hats one after another, revealing their shiny foreheads and ring scars, and called the Buddha's name. I don't know if it was because of the angle or some other reason. The bald heads of several monks reflected sunlight almost as clearly as a beautiful mirror. It hurt Sun Wu's eyes.

"Wow! My eyes..."

"Little donor Sun, now you believe that the poor monk is not a suspicious person."

"Believe it. I believe everything you say. Master, please move your bald head away quickly. I can't open my eyes anymore!"

"Amitabha."

After finally getting rid of the disaster in his eyes, Sun Wu thought about something. Although monks are not a rare thing, in these troubled times when various forces in the world are competing for the Buddha's blood relics, could these monks be...

"Bald donkey!"

The little girl's clear and loud voice was particularly harsh in the silence. Several monks stopped their movements instantly, while Sun Wu tried to make up for it.

"Xiao Shang, don't say that, the masters have heard it, you can't see every hairless person shouting like that!"

"No, no, no, it's not that people without hair are called bald donkeys, it's that monks are called bald donkeys when they see them." After speaking decisively, Xiao Shang pointed to a monk in front of him and said crisply: "...Whoring is a prostitute. 'The bald donkey. ”

"Amitabha! The poor monk and his junior disciple come from Cihangjing Hall. They have special tasks here and are not just bald donkeys in a whorehouse."

"...the dead bald donkey of the whorehouse. "

"Gods and humans also have five days of decline. Who among mortals can live without death? When conditions arise and conditions perish, all things will perish. A bhikkhu who adheres to the precepts and practices will eventually die. The name "Dead Bald Donkey" is correct. "

It was never expected that the other party would be so easy to talk to. Sun Wuqi said: "Master, if someone calls you a bald donkey, wouldn't you be angry?"

"If you're not angry, what's so great about a great monk? What's so despicable about a bald donkey? I'm just a stinky skin, like all living beings. There's no difference between a monk and a bald donkey. Why should I be angry about this? But the misunderstanding of the little donor, But the poor monk must explain clearly so as not to tarnish the reputation of his master."

The monk clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha, the poor monk Wu Neng, together with the other disciples, invited two young benefactors to come here just to discuss matters. As for the reason for living here, it is not for the purpose of visiting prostitutes. If there are even half a word of lies,

After death, the body will enter eternity and will never be reincarnated again. This is a big deal and must not be made wrong. "

After saying one sentence, several great monks chanted the Buddha's name again, and four bright bald heads stood in a row. They reflected the sunlight invariably. Although it seemed extremely solemn, it once again made Sun Wu unable to open his eyes.

.

Wu Neng and the few monks beside him seemed to be in their thirties or forties, so they were not old monks. However, their tone of voice and gentle and non-compulsive attitude made Sun Wu very fond of them. They were a group of monks.

A very decent monk. When he thought about the reason why he came to Yihong Tower, he knew why these monks invited him here.

"Little donor Sun, the Buddha's blood relic has an important relationship with our sect. Over the years, all the monks in Cihangjing Hall have not thought about getting back the relic. This time, thanks to the emperor's will, the relic can be returned to our sect. The monks of our sect

We are all grateful for the divine grace, but I am really sorry that two of us were inadvertently involved.”

Wu Neng said: "Not long ago, by chance, we invited the little benefactor Wenwen. After she woke up, she missed the two of them very much. The poor monk and other juniors searched separately to report to the two that she was safe. "

"Is Wenwen in the room at the back? Can we see her?"

"Hehehe, of course you can, please help yourself, two little donors."

As soon as they received permission, Sun Wu and Xiao Shang rushed into the house. They saw several more monks in the house, and then saw Wenwen lying on the bed in the back room.

Wenwen was in better spirits than when we parted not long ago. When she saw Sun Wu and Xiao Shang, she immediately jumped up from the bed and talked to them affectionately.

However, seeing Wenwen like this, Sun Wu didn't know what to do. Especially when Wenwen shouted for Sun Wu to take her to find her mother. Sun Wu really didn't know how to tell her what he just saw.

.

"Brother Xiaowu, I miss my mother so much. Where has my mother gone?"

"This... I think we may need to check it out, but no matter where your mother goes, she must care about Wenwen very much. "
To be continued...