Chapter 24 The above repetition of the shameless little security guard is
Volume 2: The Troubles at the Police School Chapter 24: The Shameless Little Security Guard (Genuine, the repetition above is fake. [26nbsp;])
(Disclaimer, I don’t know what happened. Laofeng updated it carefully, but there are duplicate chapters)
The library of the Deep Sea Police Academy is newly built. It is said that more than 800 million yuan was invested. It looks majestic and spectacular in appearance. It is ten stories high. There are four pillars with a diameter of two and a half meters in front of the door. Many people wearing police uniforms are holding their hands.
Boys and girls with schoolbags came and went, chatting and laughing.
Li Chui looked at them with envy for a while, recalling the simple library of his Deep Sea College back then. Compared with this magnificent building, it was simply in disrepair.
However, I didn't know how to cherish it at the beginning. It would be great if I had time to read more books and increase my knowledge, but it was all wasted on meaningless fights and turf wars.
All the students entering and leaving the library were students wearing police uniforms. Only Li Chui was wearing casual clothes. Before he entered, a security guard in shit green clothes immediately pointed at Li Chui with the walkie-talkie in his hand: "Stop!"
Li Chui was startled and turned around to look. The security guard was tall and fat, with a round, big, black face that reminded him of a black basin.
"He must suspect that I am not a student of this school. The more this happens, the less I can give in and let him see that I am a newcomer." Li Chui's face was full of disdain and he continued to walk inside.
The security guard felt that his authority was being challenged, so he grabbed Li Chui and said, "Which unit are you from?"
unit?
Li Chui was stunned for two seconds, and then he realized that this guy actually thought he was a teacher. He didn't expect to be so arrogant to the teacher, and said coldly: "Which unit are you from again?"
The security guard frowned and said, "Hey, I don't think you are from the police academy. You are a handyman from the logistics department, right?"
Li Chui looked at his shabby clothes, touched his weathered face, and the stubble around his mouth, and thought he was a teacher, but he didn't expect that he was actually a handyman.
"Huh? Your shirt is greasy. Are you from the kitchen?" The security guard's complexion improved a little.
Li Chui was helpless for a while, he didn't say anything, but he continued to be suspicious, "Uh--, I am the new assistant of the restaurant chef, my surname is Li, this is my first time here, I see such a magnificent building, I respect it so much
I felt so excited that I couldn't help but come over."
The security guard smiled disdainfully: "Humph, I didn't expect that even the King of Shit has an assistant. It's so unfair, but I don't even have a successor."
Li Chui was very happy: "It seems that the chef in this cafeteria is called Shit King. His name is quite obscene." He said, "Yes, Chef Wang bought a few kilograms of dog meat today and plans to make a dog meat hot pot tonight.
To please him, I wanted to come to the library to see if there was any good method for cooking dog meat."
"Dog meat hot pot?" The security guard's facial expression was full of envy, jealousy, helplessness, etc. He glanced at Li Chui and said, "You can go in if you want. You can keep an eye on me for a while. I'll go drink some water. I'll be there in ten minutes."
Come back and let you in secretly when the time comes."
"Is that so?" Li Chui was a little embarrassed and cursed at the security guard: "Drink water? Let's go to the canteen and eat some dog meat."
The security guard pulled Li Chui to a security room next door and began to take off his clothes.
Li Chui was startled: "Hey, what are you doing?" He made up his mind that if this guy did anything excessive, he would immediately take out his Widow Maker.
The security guard said: "Don't be nagging, put on my coat and hat - otherwise you will be charged if you are found without your uniform."
After a while, Li Chui was wearing a baggy outer security uniform and a bigger hat. He simply held it in his hand and held a walkie-talkie in his other hand. The security guard said quickly: "Brother, if anything happens, tell me immediately through the walkie-talkie. In fact, security is very simple. If
If someone comes in without a uniform, just look at his ID. If he doesn't have it, go in. Okay, I don't have time, I'll go first." I said in my heart: "It's only three o'clock now, I have to go to the cafeteria to inform the Shit King.
, dragon meat in the sky, dog meat on the ground, such good things cannot be allowed to be eaten by him——"
Li Chui came to the library just to take a look and kill time. When he saw the security guard leaving, he was about to walk in and take a quick look before going back, but he didn't bother to care about such an irresponsible security guard.
Just at this moment, a woman wearing glasses, a ponytail and casual clothes walked out elegantly. She looked to be about 20 years old.
"Stop!" Li Chui imitated the security guard, pointed at her with the walkie-talkie in his hand, and said: "Which unit are you from?"
The woman was stunned for a moment, then looked Li Chui up and down and said, "Where's Jiang Yong? Has the security guard changed?"
"I'm Jiang Yong's cousin. Today his wife gave birth to a baby and went to the hospital. With so many things to do, which unit does it belong to?" Li Chui's bragging was always easy to do and there were no flaws at all.
The woman nodded and said, "I'm from the teaching and research department of the college and I'm here to check the information."
"You think so? I also said that I am the dean's assistant, here's my ID!" Li Chui felt happy in his heart: "I didn't expect that being a security guard could be so satisfying. I really can't become a police officer, so I can be a security guard here.
At least you can yell at people."
The woman rummaged helplessly for her shoulder bag. Maybe she was in a hurry, but she didn't bring it with her. She said, "I seem to have forgotten it."
"I'm sorry, you can't leave. First, you are not wearing a uniform. Second, you have no ID. The library is the public property of the college. I have reason to suspect that you entered secretly and stole public property. Now I require you to be searched.
." Li Chui looked at the woman's bulging breasts and felt secretly happy: "You have a really good figure, just take advantage and run away, and leave the rest to that idiot Jiang Yong——"
The woman smiled coldly and said: "How dare you, a little security guard, search me? Even if your captain comes, you still have to look at me. I have something urgent to do, so get out of the way."
"Oh, you can't do it. You can't just let her go. Otherwise, I, Li Chui, the leader of the Iron Hammer Party, will be very embarrassed." Li Chui raised his arm and said coldly: "I'm sorry, it's also for my duty. Please follow me.
Come to the security room first."
The woman thought to herself: "It doesn't matter if you went to the security room. You haven't seen me. Your boss should have seen me." She didn't think much and followed Li Chui.
The security room is simply furnished with a chair, a bookcase and a table.
Seeing that there was no one around, the woman felt a little unhappy and said, "Find your leader here. You don't know me, and for the sake of duty, I won't embarrass you."
Li Chui closed the door behind him and said, "Our leader has many things to do and doesn't have time. Notifying him of such a small matter would make me look too incompetent. Open your bag and let me check it. If there is nothing, you can leave."
"
The woman's face was a little red, but it was okay if she didn't say it. As soon as Li Chui said it, she subconsciously grabbed her bag. It contained all her personal belongings, and she definitely didn't like being inspected by a strange man.
The sensitive Li Chui realized that there was something in the woman's schoolbag, at least it was something unsightly. He couldn't help but think: "No, did you really let me catch a thief?"
At this time, the intercom buzzed, and Jiang Yong's voice came: "Brother Li, is there nothing going on in the library?"
Seeing that the woman wanted to talk, Li Chui quickly picked it up and said, "Everything is fine." After saying that, he turned off the walkie-talkie.
"Open your satchel! Hurry up, or don't blame me for being rude." Li Chui stood up and stared at the woman with a pair of vicious eyes.
Chapter completed!