Chapter 36 Cat Shit Coffee
Volume 2: Police Academy Incident Chapter 36: Cat Poop Coffee
Before Gong Fei could speak, Li Chui said: "Teacher Gong Fei must like to drink boiled water. [26nbsp;]"
Gong Fei glared at him coldly and said, "How do you know."
"I think Teacher Gong Fei is forty years old, but she still looks like she is thirty. She must pay attention to the maintenance of her body. The best drink in the world is boiled water. Coffee contains caffeine. If you drink too much,
It affects your sleep. Your daily life must be very regular and you probably don’t like insomnia.”
"You - you are only forty years old. I am only twenty-nine years old this year. Humph, you did it on purpose." Gong Fei quickly glanced at it, picked the most expensive one and said: "I want Nouwak coffee!
"
The waiter next to me quickly wrote it down.
Li Chui felt a pain in his body and said: "Teacher Gong, a cup of Nouwak coffee costs 180 yuan. You are really good at calculating. Give me a cup of Tieguanyin tea. By the way, here is a plate of peanuts."
Gong Feixin said: "If I tell you to talk nonsense, who will you kill if you don't kill me?"
The waiter took the bill.
Li Chui asked: "Does Teacher Gong usually like to drink Nouwak coffee?"
Gong Fei usually does as Li Chui said. Under normal circumstances, she doesn't drink coffee, and drinks most plain water. During class, she occasionally puts a few mangosteen or chrysanthemums in it.
She didn't want to be looked down upon by Li Chui, so she nodded and said, "How do you like it?"
"Haha, it's not that good. I didn't expect that Teacher Gong Fei's taste is different. I like this flavor."
Gong Fei heard something in his words and asked, "What do you mean?"
Li Chui smiled and said: "Teacher Gong Fei likes Nuwak so much, so he should know its origin, right?"
Gong Fei usually doesn't drink, but this time he wanted the most expensive Zaili Chui on purpose. Who knows.
Zhou Caifeng was also somewhat interested and said: "Li Chui, does this Nuwak have any other origins?"
"Of course." Li Zhui said: "Nuwak is produced in Indonesia. The coffee beans produced every year are only 500 pounds. The quantity is very rare. Generally, people who have never drank coffee do not know its value. Not only
The quantity is small. The main reason is that the production process is complicated, and there is a most critical step that cannot be replaced by humans. Generally, rich people will like this unique taste, with a smell of musk, I think Teacher Gong Fei must be quite rich."
Zhou Caifeng said: "You just said that the most critical step is irreplaceable by humans? What is that?"
Li Chui chuckled and said, "Team Zhou, you should ask Teacher Gong Fei this question. She drinks it often and should know."
The waiter brought the peanuts, and Li Chui pulled him directly in front of him, grabbed a handful and ate it. Gong Fei looked away, indicating that she didn't know.
Li Chui said: "I think it's better not to say it. I'm afraid if I say it, Teacher Gong Fei will stop drinking."
"What do you mean?" Gong Fei looked at him and said in her mind that it was just a cup of coffee, there was nothing she couldn't drink.
Li Chui smiled and said: "This Nouwak coffee also has a name, it's called cat poop coffee. The raw material of the coffee comes from cat feces."
Zhou Caifeng frowned slightly and thought to herself that she was lucky that she didn't order this kind of coffee just now. Gong Fei felt as if he had swallowed something disgusting and couldn't swallow it and couldn't spit it out.
Seeing Gong Fei's ugly face, Zhou Caifeng said seriously: "Li Chui, don't make fun of the teacher, otherwise there will be retribution."
Gong Fei believed it 90% of the time, but said stubbornly: "How do you know? It must be nonsense. You must be watching me kill you, and you feel uncomfortable and deliberately disgust me."
"Of course not. I once worked as a barista in the back kitchen of a large coffee shop, so I know a lot about common and uncommon coffees."
At this time, the waiter brought Li Chui's tea and Zhou Caifeng's juice.
Gong Fei quickly asked: "Isn't that Nuwak done yet? Is it okay if I don't want it anymore?"
"This -" the waiter was a little confused: "I'm afraid this won't work. Our top barista is making it for you. It will be ready soon."
"Oh, forget it." Gong Fei was a little disappointed. When she saw Li Chui sipping Tieguanyin tea beautifully, she felt a burst of contempt in her heart: "This guy knew from the beginning and deliberately let me drink cat feces. It's really hateful.
It's really shameless. He deserves to be dumped by his girlfriend. It's really not worth it for me to try to stand up for him just now."
After a while, the waiter brought the coffee with a smile on his face.
Gong Fei frowned as she looked at it. It smelled of strong chocolate and looked very soft, but remembering what Li Chui said just now, she was not in the mood to drink it.
Seeing this, Li Chui said: "Teacher Gong Fei, are you feeling sick to your stomach today? If you feel sick to your stomach, you can't drink coffee. It's best to drink a cup of tea. Come on, I'll change with you."
As he spoke, Li Chui brought the half-drunk Tieguanyin in front of Gong Fei and the cup of coffee in front of him.
Seeing the coffee removed, Gong Fei felt a little more balanced: "This guy is not bad at heart, he just likes to make fun of people."
Li Chui first closed his eyes and smelled it gently, looking like he was enjoying it. Zhou Caifeng and Gong Fei were puzzled. Is cat excrement really so good?
Then, Li Chui picked up the cup and took a sip, nodded and said: "Yes, mild, as smooth as dark chocolate, with the smell of earth and musk, it is really the best coffee."
"Huh?" Gong Fei felt like she had been deceived and said, "Didn't you say that the raw material for this coffee is cat feces?"
"Of course." Li Chui explained: "Actually, there is a kind of civet cat growing in Indonesia. This cat's name is Nuwak. It likes to eat coffee cherry berries most, and it excretes the coffee beans that it cannot digest.
, there are specialized farmers who collect them and must go through strict hygienic procedures, including drying, roasting, brewing and other complex procedures. The finished coffee beans have a musky smell, which actually has nothing to do with cat feces.
.Even if there is, it would have been removed during hygiene procedures." Li Chui said and took another sip, enjoying it very much.
"You - why didn't you say anything just now?" Gong Fei was very angry after being teased by Li Chui on the third day.
Li Zhui smiled and said: "Teacher, don't be angry. In fact, the cup I drank is also fake. It is blended with some spices and dark chocolate. Nouwak coffee is only produced 500 pounds a year, which is comparable to that of all the nobles in the world."
It takes a lot to travel. In addition, Japan and South Korea are the main markets. Very few go to China. Almost none can be distributed to the deep sea. It is basically impossible to appear in a small cafe like Deep Sea Zhaolang. In terms of price
, a cup of Nouwak coffee costs between more than one hundred dollars to two hundred dollars, and it only costs more than one hundred dollars. It is obviously fake and is designed to deceive laymen like you."
"You knew it was false, but you didn't stop me just now?" Gong Fei's tone softened.
Li Chui said: "If I said I wouldn't let you drink it, you would definitely think I was stingy. Anyway, these two hundred yuan fell from the sky, so it would be better to spend it." When he said this, Li Chui looked a little gloomy.
"In the bustling city, in the silent valley——"
Li Chui's cell phone rang. He picked it up and saw that it was Lin Cong. He answered: "Hello."
Lin Cong's panicked tone immediately came from the other end: "Li Chui, it's bad, Mavericks and Wang Xin and Liu Guozhong are fighting."
"What!" Li Chui suddenly stood up, "Where is it? Okay, I'll be there right away."
Chapter completed!