Chapter 29: Ridicule

Li Chui felt a little anxious and nervous, so he asked the bearded man in front of him: "Director Zhang, how are you going to shoot next?"

The bearded man smiled slightly, with some disdain, his expression seemed to say, it's just a small warning, what's the big deal. [ ] said: "It's very simple, our screenwriter has prepared the manuscript, you can read it later.

That’s it. Of course, if you can perform better on your own, well—just go to your usual place of work.”

"Lao Cao went to the old city, and Yang Cai'er went to Huze Garden. I'd better go to Aolin Garden and be on duty." Li Chui thought to himself, and said: "Okay, let's go to Aolin Garden Police Community."

As Li Chui spoke, he was about to get into their filming car. The bearded man quickly stopped him and said, "Officer, where's your police car? Why don't you drive it? I'll take a close-up of you in the car later."

"Uh - this." Li Chui looked at the motorcycle in the corner and said, "Okay." He pushed the Suzuki 100 out, and the bearded man and others couldn't help but laugh at it.

The bearded man said: "No, officer, don't tell me, you usually ride this when you go to work."

Li Chui said harshly, "What's wrong with this? I can't save the taxpayers some money. Let's go, I'll lead the way." As he said that, he got on the motorcycle, rumbling, and a burst of black smoke came out of the exhaust pipe.

Drive forward slowly.

The photographer wearing a peaked cap asked the bearded man: "Director Zhang, shall we follow?"

The bearded man laughed and whispered: "What a poor guy, follow me, otherwise how can I take a picture? By the way, you can turn on the camera now and film from behind. This is the day at work for Officer Li who has fought with wanted criminals."

Arriving at Aolin Garden, Li Chui opened the door of the police area. The bearded man found a place facing the light, opened his umbrella, put on his sunglasses, put the boss's chair away, and a stage manager immediately brought him a bottle of ice-cold green tea.

The cameraman finished preparing the camera. The bearded man adjusted the monitor in front and said to Li Chui: "Officer, let's start. Let's start early and finish early."

"Oh." Li Chui's palms were sweating and he was very nervous. A screenwriter came over and handed him a manuscript. It was so densely packed with small characters that it was difficult to see clearly if it was further away.

"Officer, take a look first. I'll have a big writing board for you later. You can read to it." The screenwriter is a woman, wearing a pair of glasses and a mouth full of steel teeth.

Anyone would be nervous when facing a camera for the first time. Li Chui faced the camera under the bright sun and his mind went blank. Fortunately, the screenwriter put up a large-print board so he could read the dialogue clearly.

The bearded man took a sip of green tea to moisten his throat and said, "Officer, I said three, two, one from now on, just say it to your heart, and remember to relax your body." The stage manager next to him flattered him and fanned him.

Li Chui nodded. The scorching sun made him sweat profusely and his lips were slightly peeled.

"Three, two, one, start!"

The cameraman quickly turned on the camera, and Li Chui's heartbeat accelerated. He looked at the words on it and said: "Dear viewers in front of the TV, hello everyone, I - I am a community policeman from the Shenhai City Public Security Bureau. The content of today's warning is by

I—I’ll introduce it to you.”

"Stop!" The bearded man shouted loudly, walked up to Li Chui patiently, and said, "Officer, relax, speak naturally, and don't stutter."

"well."

This is really a difficult task, and it is not as easy as fighting against the wanted criminal Tian Jianjun. Li Chui wiped the sweat from his head, and after the bearded man finished shouting, he said as naturally as possible: "Dear viewers in front of the TV

,Hello everyone, I am a community police officer from the Shenhai City Public Security Bureau——"

"Stop!" The bearded man stood up again and said: "Officer, will you relax? It's really hard. Do you want to hold your hands so tightly, as if you are fighting with someone? You will face all the enemies.

The inhabitants of the deep sea are not criminals."

Li Chui moved his somewhat stiff body and said, "Okay, I'll do it again."

"start."

"Dear friends in front of the TV, I am the Shenhai Public Security Bureau Community——"

"Stop, officer, can you keep your legs together and spread like this? You can pass the train."——

"Stop!!" The bearded man trembled with anger and jumped up from his seat. This was the forty-seventh time he yelled "stop" and roared: "Is there something wrong with your brain? You have been gambling more than ten times and you can't even say a few words."

If you don't talk well, how will you shoot the rest? Do you want anyone else to live? There are so many people waiting for you. Can you relax and be natural? I just don't understand. How can there be someone as stupid as you in the police force?

You deserve to be a little policeman!”

Li Chui felt guilty for a while in his sensitive heart. He took out his cigarette, lit it and took two puffs to calm down his inner excitement. His clothes were soaked with sweat, and his palms and temples were sweaty. The screenwriter with steel teeth looked at him pitifully and gave it to him.

He held a tissue and said: "Officer, just pretend that we don't exist and just say it yourself."

"Sorry, I'm sorry everyone, I'll do it again." Li Chui felt his throat became hoarse, took a few puffs of cigarette, pinched it off, and then said: "We can start."

The bearded man sat down and said feebly: "Start."

"Hello to all the viewers in front of the TV. I am a community police officer from the Shenhai City Public Security Bureau. I will introduce today's warning to you. First of all, the community is a place for citizens' activities, where everyone is most relaxed. The security issue in the community has always been

This is the issue that community police are most concerned about.

For me personally, being able to maintain peace, fight crime, and punish evil has always been my job and goal. Next, I will take you to visit the community."

After thinking about this, the first part of the shooting should have ended. Li Chui felt pretty good about himself, but the director did not stop.

He couldn't help but look over, and saw the bearded head turned to one side, not looking at the monitor at all. The cameraman also looked back at the director curiously.

Li Chui followed his gaze and couldn't help but get furious. On the side behind him, there was a man and a woman. They got out of the car. The man was in his forties, with a beer belly, and he was hugging a girl in a red dress.

Woman, that woman is Li Chui’s ex-girlfriend Qin Qing.

The bearded man seemed to know the middle-aged man. Before he could stop, he stood up from the chair. The fat on his body trembled. He ran towards the middle-aged man and shouted: "Director Li! Director Li, ahhaha, what a coincidence.

It turns out you live here."

The middle-aged man nodded arrogantly and said, "Director Zhang, why are you here?"

The bearded man took off his sunglasses, bent over like a dog, and said: "Haha, today the company asked me to shoot a warning program. Director Li, I can take the position of assistant director of "Chrysanthemum Killer"."

Director Li hugged Qin Qing and looked towards the shooting location. Under the sun, Li Chui's whole body was soaked with sweat, his face was flushed, and his hair was wet. He looked here with a pair of narrowed eyes, and his fists were clenched again.

Tight.
Chapter completed!