17. Chapter Seventeen: The Superb Old Man
"Although you have a golden destiny, you are also a romantic type. The most incomparable word in the world is love. I hope that everything will go well for you. I have a copy of "Thirty-two Styles of Yin and Yang Secret Technique" for you. As long as you learn the above
He must be a peerless master in martial arts." The old beggar said.
When I heard that there was a unique secret, I thought of the scene yesterday night when the assassin in black flew over the wall and flew over the wall, and I was very envious in my heart. If I learn the unique secret, I will definitely become a great hero, and maybe the history books will be written in the future.
Above, there is also a special introduction to my great achievements.
"Bring it here." I grabbed the "Thirty-two Styles of Yin-Yang Secret Technique" and opened it. On the title page, there were three words "Yin-Yang Combination" written very clearly. I thought, this must be the training of heaven and earth.
Books about yin and yang are like Tai Chi, where yin and yang are harmonious and mutually reinforcing each other.
When I opened the second page, I saw an illustration appearing in the book. What surprised me even more was that the illustration turned out to be a picture of a man and a woman having sex. I frowned and opened the third page. The fourth
I wiped the pages. It was just a pornographic comic. I quickly said: "Old man, did you get the wrong book? You should also read this book. Hey, it is really disrespectful to me. You must know that all the boats will be destroyed. Moderation."
ah."
"What? You don't believe it? This is a peerless book, and I won't tell ordinary people about it." The old beggar curled his lips and said.
I opened the book again and looked at it. The movements in the book looked very familiar to me. I remembered that I was hiding in the dormitory and watching such action movies on MP4. I had seen too many action movies. The ones in this book were simply childish.
There is a line of small text annotation next to each illustration in this book. I looked carefully and saw it clearly. I saw an illustration next to a "Guanyin sitting on the lotus" with the following words: Lift the Qi upward, go to Baihui, stop breathing.
, long-lasting, discouraged, and drawn down.
I was suddenly sweating profusely. Do you need to explain this action? Although I have rich theoretical knowledge, I have no practical experience, so I don’t know whether what I said is true or false.
"Do you understand?" the old beggar asked.
"I don't understand." I said. Do you need to explain this damn thing? Just drag your pants and it's not over yet? "What does this mean?" I asked.
"The above are all the routes of movement of human energy. As long as you follow the above, you will definitely be a peerless master. Of course, you can't play by leaps and bounds. You can't be addicted to it. You can't die from fun."
"Wait a minute, old man, by now, have you practiced well?" I looked at him with deep doubts.
"Me? Haha. Do you know who I am?" the old beggar said with a smile.
I shook my head and thought, are you the legendary Hong Qiye? The next moment, I despised myself. Hong Qiye, the leader of the Beggar Clan, was a narrow-minded person, and this unlucky old man just read a manga about male and female intercourse.
.
"I am a romantic little love saint, a tumbler all over the world, a beautiful man like a flower, and the love madman who ranks first in the three rankings in the seven provinces of Jiangnan! In addition, I have also been crowned the tyrant, the king of nymphomaniacs, etc. How about it? Look at it.
Don't come out. You have to be low-key. Being low-key is the best way to show off." The old beggar's mouth seemed to have gone astray, and a string of classic words came out of his mouth.
I was dumbfounded. In front of him, I seemed to be just a rookie. I asked weakly: "Uncle, are you from the 21st century?" I even doubted whether he also came from time-travel, but
Chapter completed!