Three hundred and seventeenth chapter bizarre two(1/2)
Chapter 317: Bizarre Two
Yunmeng and Lin Yu are two completely different women. At first, Lin Luo thought Yunmeng had a rather cold-eyed personality. But after such a period of contact, Lin Luo realized that she had been deeply wrong before. Yunmeng used to hide that side of her character, and now she revealed her true face.
Yunmeng looks more like she is acting cute to Lin Luo again, but Lin Luo is not obedient to her. Lin Luo is a principled person. Sometimes women do have to coax her, but when she is wrong, then they need to convince others with reason.
"Lin Luo, have you forgotten what you promised me?" Yun Meng's delicate voice sounded in Lin Luo's ears.
"Huh?" Lin Luo's voice stopped abruptly, as if the voice was suddenly cut off. The feeling of discomfort was simply indescribable. "Don't bring such disgusting people." Lin Luo pinched his palm and felt a mouthful of the fragrant spit of a beauty. He didn't realize that he was being led by Yunmeng. Why? Are you still an idiot? Who is my army? Who else is not Yunmeng? So, the two of them were silent when they glared at him.
"Lin Luo." Yunmeng coughed a few times, held her head, held Yuemei, and said weakly, "What I said just now is true?"
"Forget it! Forget it!" Lin Luo made the decision and said angrily, "Whoever says it doesn't matter, I'll be anxious with him, I'll be anxious to death!" Yun Meng's thin body shook slightly, and a trace of doubt suddenly flashed in her eyes. Could it be that the one who broke his promise just now... wasn't the little liar in front of him?
"Say!" Lin Luo looked generous and said, "It's better to sell it anyway, I'll get used to it."
"I, I have never felt so wronged before." Yunmeng wanted to speak but stopped, but couldn't stop. Her two obedient eyebrows immediately frowned pitifully. How could Lin Luo bear it?
"Talking about Meng'er, even if it's Lin Luo in the sky, I can't pick it off." Lin Luo felt that he had said something, so he quickly took it up, but he was embarrassed and blushed quietly, "But, isn't there a more handsome Lin Luo standing in front of you with shame?"
"Shameless!" "Vulgar!" "Vulgar!" Yunmeng pointed his hand forward, deeply analyzing the various evil thoughts expressed by Lin Luo's words, and then hooked his fingers, "Can I say it?"
"Yeah." Lin Luo nodded happily. Although he was reluctant, after all, Yunmeng cried directly. "I want to pinch your nose." Yunmeng stared at Lin Luo's eyes and said directly.
"Hmm. Uh? What martial arts skills?" Lin Luo's expression changed repeatedly, and finally he was free from helplessness and said to himself, "It's just to sell oneself. Now that he sells his nose, it's equivalent to selling his face. Be good! What's the turn to be in the future? It won't be like this." Subconsciously, Lin Luo looked at his broad chest.
"Color embryo." Yunmeng snorted secretly and then asked, "Do you agree?"
"Agree, agree." Lin Luo nodded quickly.
"What else is there?" Yunmeng stretched out a finger.
"And!" Lin Luo took a step back in fear and said in panic, "Where is this time? Chest? Buttocks?" Yunmeng's little hand hung speechlessly in the air, "Is your brain a pig's brain added by the happy big iron gate? What else is there except reaching out and touching your chest and closing your buttocks? What's there!"
"You are there." Lin Luo agreed without thinking. Seeing Lin Luo's uniform and straightforward attitude, Yun Meng felt a little joyful in her heart, and her voice couldn't help but soften, "Don't worry, I don't want your breasts and your buttocks, because... the little girl's is better than yours, hum."
"Along with that, I want to pass on your nose, I understand?" Yunmeng showed a sharp little white tooth, and with a "rubbing", the little white tooth flashed with a cold light in this beautiful and sunny weather.
"I understand, I understand, I understand." Lin Luo immediately agreed.
"And..." Yunmeng stretched out another finger.
"What?" "Your nose is my exclusive, and you don't let anyone touch it, understand?" "I understand.
"And..." "And...why?" "Your nose will be there any place, time, space, or rules... understand?" "I, I understand!" "And..."
"Oh uh, that's that... run!" Lin Luo was so scared that he ran away, and hid behind the three beating bitches, gasping heavily, and his legs and feet were cramped. Just kidding, this woman was so tough! It was obviously a misunderstanding and breastfeeding incident, but now it has even sold her whole body by selling her nose. Be good, no matter where or space... This has become a piece of meat she held in her hand. When she wanted it, open her mouth and bite it... Uh, it's too evil, too evil!
"Is it easy for me?" Lin Luo poured his heart into his heart with tears in his mouth. It seems that what he heard in the Lin Mansion before was correct. Women are really fucking tigers. If they don't eat you, they are not women. At the same time, they also prove that when they meet women, especially beautiful women, don't care about anything, run away! Run away!
"Feng Siyun." Suddenly, a cold, half-shy and proud call directly penetrated everyone's nerves.
"What? Feng Siyun, oh, who is this? The name is too fierce, and the name is even more fierce."
"My name, uh wow, so handsome, so beautiful and wet!"
"I gave me a thumbs up, really..." The three bitches who rolled into a ball seemed to have reached a tacit understanding. They all stood up suddenly, looked around, and looked around, trying to see which one was the tough Feng Siyun. "Isn't it Lin Luo?" Fatty Wang gloated and glanced at the trembling immortal Lin beside him.
"That's right." Yun Jie clapped his hands, looking happy. And just as the series of movements were completely coherent, the cold sound just fell, Lin Luo stood firmly like a nerve firing, and stood straight in front of Yun Meng with a swishing sound, "Come!" The sound of "Come" was simply a divine thunder that had fallen for seven days. The thunder of Yun Jie, Wang Xiaopang, and Wang Limeng instantly became burnt on the outside and tender inside, and blue smoke dripped. The blue smoke was like fog and sound, and it was circling the beam for three days, and it was endless. Especially the contempt aura that these three people stood together, and the contempt aura that emitted together was so great that it was so great that it was a big moment. For a moment, the wind was rising, the clouds were surging, and the plants and trees were all soldiers. Just a dazzling time, Lin Luo felt that he had been slowed down ten thousand times, and life was worse than death!
"I'll make you humble, I'll make you humble..." Lin Luo shook his slap in his heart over and over again. In fact, it would be better to really slapped on his face. However, Yunmeng's strong aura shocked Lin Luo to the point where he couldn't even move his body.
"I want to pinch it, what should I do?" Yunmeng's face was half ashamed and blushed, and her voice was like a mosquito. Although Yunmeng's voice was very small and thin, how could Yun Jie and others not hear it? He imitated Yunmeng's tone and opened his mouth strangely:
"Brother Lin Luo, look at it."
"Mum! Well~~Tsk, look dead, look everywhere you go."
"I'm speechless to them." Xiaopang stood with goose bumps all over his body, spreading his hands, saying that he would not be engaging in the same relationship with the two. This made Lin Luo so moved that he wanted to cry, but Xiaopang's next sentence was, "Lin Luo, remember to stick out his tongue~"
Finally, I added: "Don't worry, I will never see it."
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
Lin Luo and Yunmeng opened their mouths at the same time, the same adjective, the same tone, and different tones, but soft and hard, and soft, which deeply demonstrates a strong irony towards today's vulgar society that is as vulgar as rice and as a waste!
"Yes, sarcastic!" Lin Luo tightened his fists and wanted to beat someone up.
"Lin Luo, beat me!" Yunmeng Lianbu moved slightly, glanced at him, and was picking someone to beat me.
"Hehe..." Lin Luo and Yun Meng also locked the fat man among the three at the same time. After a sneering smile, they looked at each other and saw what the other person was thinking.
Beat him, beat him, beat him to death!
"Why is it me?" Wang Xiaoxiao pointed at his nose, not realizing that his resistance was very pale.
"Is it enough to not like you?" Lin Luo said the first.
"I just want to beat you up enough?" Yunmeng said the second time. "No need to hide, no need to escape, no need to run, hehe! That's all you." Lin Luo turned over and jumped, and went up and down with Yunmeng, instantly blocking all the retreat routes of Fatty Wang Xiaozi.
"Ah~ it hurts, my head, my face!"
"Ah! A hero is not a slap in the face, and a lady is not a slap in the back!"
"Ahhh~ I'm really, my god, scramble, scramble... I'm going to die, I'm going to die..." The mysterious forest, a space on the verge of brokenness, has been completely restored in a painful and happy time when Lin Luo and others. The sky is still blue, and even a breeze blows with elegant and unrestrained breeze. However... besides the empty land, it is also the land. At first glance, it makes people feel a little painful in their hearts. Desolate and desolate.
Lin Luo stood upright, as if there was a shocking sword energy, which would soar into the sky at any time to see what the Qixiao looked like. He sighed lonelyly and looked around: "It's miserable~"
"Yes! I'm so miserable... Woo woo!" Fatty Wang stood up like a spring, covering his face with purple pieces, screaming sadly while cursing excitedly:
"It's so bitter, look, look! Who are these people? They are like wolves and tigers, hungry and thirsty, and flowers and jade, ah... You said that this young master is cute and well-behaved and versatile, so why should he kiss? If you kiss, why should he kiss!"
"And what have you ruined my sleek, pink and tender little butt? Oh my god, who is who, left this footprint, still half of it, wuwu... my butt was cracked into two pieces..."
"And my breasts..."
"Shut up!"
"Let's leave!" Suddenly, Wang Xiaoxiao's scoundrel praised his value while harming others and not doing good for himself. The black lines on Lin Luo and his men's forehead were clearly visible, especially the butt that had two petals. Everyone couldn't help but wonder, could it be that Wang Xiaoxiao's butt was still a whole piece before this, and there was no flower?
In this way, it is natural for me to beat him. Well, it makes sense. Helping others and being happy have always been my strengths. For example, this time, I beat the little fat man together and helped him bloom the flowers that everyone has. This is a win-win situation! Several eyebrows that each have their own merits were raised. When I thought about it, my eyes lit up. I was beaten by accident and actually helped Fatty Wang, but I satisfied my desire for brothers and feet. It was really wonderful, wonderful.
"Swish!" At this time, Lin Luo and others looked at Fatty Wang almost at the same time, and they all had the same thoughts in their hearts. It seems that they have to hit this kid more in the future to avoid his butt being one. They usually beat him more often, otherwise when his two butts are combined, they should beat him so hard that they can split up. At that time, not only will they be tired, but they will also be tired after being beaten!
"Hiss--" Wang Limeng trembled all over, his eyebrows flickered, and he said intimately, how could he shivering for no reason in such a gentle and sunny and warm weather?
“莫非……”王小胖子顿时看向云梦,口水立即上涌,“难道,云梦看上我,觉得揍起俺来,很有劲?然后,我这类软绵绵,肥嘟嘟的生物抢了她的芳心?”
"Well, it's very possible. I just said that although I look extraordinary, I don't think I'm talking about my figure." Fatty Wang's face looked bitter, "No wonder he shivered, it must be Lin Luo!"
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaofat's body shook, twisted his waist and came to Yunmeng, bowed slightly, his eyes containing tenderness, just like a tide flowing eastward, and said deeply: "Sister Yunmeng, thanks to the love, Xiaofat is not very honored. Since the goddess is interested, I, King Xiang, will definitely sacrifice my life to compensate Xiaoji, come and take possession of me!"
"Hehe..." Yunmeng smiled with a smile.
"It turns out that this kid is stuck there for a long time, trying to steal Lin Luo's Yunmeng. His heart is punishable, but his heart is punishable!" Yun Jie laughed loudly when he held his forehead and turned to look at Lin Luo, and asked, "What should I do?"
"Do it? It's easy to do it!" Lin Luo laughed, "Let's go hand in hand to help him!"
"good!"
Everyone understood it, picked up their fists and beat him up!
"Touch!" "Ah!" "Click!" "Oh~" "Peng!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"It's too much, too much..." Wang Xiaoxiao's clothes were half-clear, revealing half of her white fat flesh, her eyebrows and eyes were filled with tears, but she lowered her head and drew circles.
"Hahaha!"
"Seeing this beautiful scenery, the young man felt a bit poetic and picturesque in his heart." Yun Jie looked into the distance and stepped on his feet in a bleak state.
"Good time? Beautiful scenery?" Xiaopang was puzzled and pointed at Xiaopang Wang, "He is also a beautiful scenery? You are planning to defile everyone's eyes! His intention is ulterior motives, ulterior motives."
"You can write poetry? I recite poetry?" Lin Luo seemed to suddenly find that the rice bowl he usually served was wrapped around the surface, and real gold appeared inside, shocked and trembling.
Although Yun Jie has always dressed as a handsome young man, none of the people in him know his foundation. He seems elegant and leisurely, but in fact he is vulgar and humble. Except for his literary talent, he can learn a few old sayings and let him write poetry, he can only say that he is so wet and so wet!
"Tsk, don't believe it?" Yun Jie looked indifferent and waved the folding fan in his hand. His expression and posture were not affected by the contempt of Lin Luo and others. Instead, it made the ink in his heart like a wave, hitting his heart one after another. The few poems that were held in his chest almost burst out. At this critical moment of poetry and painting, Yun Jie blurted out just by saying "Listen OK": "Why is this foot in front of the bed? If you ask Wang Xiaopang, what can you do?"
"I really can't do anything to you!" The few people were silent for a while, then they applauded and sighed: "So wet, so wet!"
"Agree, acknowledge." Yun Jie's face turned slightly red and he disappeared in an instant. This determination made everyone shocked!
Oh my God, there are such talents in the world! The voices of contempt rise and fall, like a cold and cold wind rustling, and it soaked into his whole body in an instant. He did not shivered or fear, but just felt like honor on his back, which impressed everyone, and sighed: "How can human skin be compared to the city wall?"
"Okay, okay." Lin Luo clapped his hands and said helplessly, "Since everyone has experienced the humbleness among the two, do the serious business."
"Serious business?" Hearing this, he frowned. What is the serious business?
"Oh my God!" Lin Luo's eyebrows jumped, and then he jumped high, "What's your attitude! What's your attitude! It doesn't matter! OK, okay, I don't care anyway!"
"It's true, I'm a good person, I'm looking at me like monsters!"
"Brother, please calm down." Fatty Wang quickly covered his butt and walked up. At the same time, a question flashed through his heart. The person who was most injured by martial arts was always the fat man's butt?
"Hmph!" Lin Luo wanted to laugh at Wang Limeng's appearance, but he insisted on holding it in his arms.
"What's the matter? You said, listen." Fatty Wang raised his eyebrows and squeaked twice, "You have a lot of people, why are you still calculating about us villains, right?"
"Brother Fat, Brother Lin, Master Lin..." Yun Jie used this ultimate trick to please him again, "Yes, don't bother with this villain Wang Xiaopin. I usually don't want to be with him, well, that's right. Look at him, not only is he ugly, but he doesn't know himself."
"Do you know?" Lin Luo looked at him.
"Ga?" Yun Jie's eyebrows were smooth, and he felt that he had forgotten something serious, but he couldn't remember it for a moment.
"Lin Er..." Yunmeng was about to speak out the name of Young Master Lin, but Lin Luo interrupted, "I'll say." He quickly turned his hand and pointed at the bamboo tube that was thrown far away by Wang Limeng. There was no way. At that time, Yun Jie and Xiaopang came in full force. Without saying a word, he beat Wang Xiaopang down and beat him up. When he saw that something was wrong, he ran away. As for the bamboo tube that he regarded as a treasure in his hand, he had lost it.
"Yeah!" The eyes of several people were lit up. It would be fine if they didn't say it. When they said that the jewel tree smelled through the bamboo cover, which made people feel very comfortable again. At the same time, everyone was secretly lucky. Fortunately, Fatty Wang remembered to cover the bamboo cover even when he was beaten. If the water was spilled, I'm afraid that Fatty Wang would be forced to commit suicide.
To be continued...