Extra episode four
"So fast." Shan Xiaolin looked at Zitengxuan in admiration, "But there are still two last projects."
"Brother, I sympathize with you, it's so troublesome to find a wife." Shaxiang patted Zitengxuan on the shoulder, and then stood next to his wife.
"Tell me, what is it?"
"Turning the hula hoop while reciting the post-nuptial peace agreement." After saying that, two maids came in, one holding a hula hoop and the other holding a piece of red paper.
"It's really cruel." Hasegawa Shaxiang put his arm around Shan Xiaolin's shoulders. "But it's very interesting."
Zi Tengxuan sighed, helplessly picked up the hula hoop and put it on his waist, and then picked up the post-marital peace agreement that Shan Xiaolin said.
"Postnuptial Peace Agreement
"Ministry of Civil Affairs of the People's Republic of China [2009] Document No. 99"
marriage system
In order to better inherit and develop the ancient culture of the Chinese nation, strictly enforce family discipline among the people, re-maintain the normal order of the family, and regulate the husband's family life, this "System" is specially formulated. The specific content is as follows:
1. You must love your wife, firmly support your wife, and absolutely obey your wife’s leadership. -
2. Strictly abide by the work and rest time, get up at 6 o'clock in the morning, make breakfast (meal price is 5 yuan/person), delay, laziness, cheating and theft of food expenses are strictly prohibited; go to bed after 11:30 pm, clean up the face before going to bed
It should not exceed 3 minutes, and you should consciously wash your wife's feet or help your wife and children take a bath and rub their backs. It is strictly forbidden to be late, leave early and lower service standards; no rest on holidays. -
Third, the husband should regularly participate in on-the-job training and continuously improve his cooking skills (at least proficient in three cuisines), housekeeping (5-star hotel standards), and massage and other techniques in the traditional medicine of the motherland. -
Fourth, husbands should always pay attention to their appearance and appearance. It is strictly forbidden to be unkempt and disheveled at home (excluding sexy clothes); it is strictly forbidden to wear strange clothes and flirt with women outdoors. They must be able to "enter the kitchen and leave the hall." -
5. The monthly salary, bonus and all income must be turned over to the wife in full. No resistance to payment or omission is allowed. It is strictly prohibited to set up a personal treasury; the daily cleaning fee shall not exceed 10 yuan, which shall be allocated by the wife on a daily basis (excluding holidays).
, overdrafts or advances are not allowed for any reason. The wife has the right to know and audit this expenditure; other household expenditures must be earmarked and misappropriation is strictly prohibited. All financial expenditures shall be signed and approved by the wife. If there is a violation, according to the seriousness of the case, the
Separately or combined, they may be punished by deducting installation fees, cleaning fees, and being separated for one month until the husband is relieved of his duties. -
6. Responsible for picking up and dropping off children from school and not delaying for any reason; during holidays, the "holiday duty" responsibility system must be strictly implemented, that is, arranging family banquets (ten dishes, one soup, flavored meals), accompanying children to the playground (not waiting for opportunities to interact with others)
Chat with other matriarchs), chat with the father-in-law (no napping or watching TV). If there is a violation, depending on the seriousness of the circumstances, reprimands (demerits), cleaning fees, installation fees, or meal confiscation can be imposed separately or combined
Food punishment. -
7. The husband is fully responsible for the sanitation work at home. The sanitation inspection is based on the "ISO-9002" five-star hotel standard. If problems are found that do not meet the standards, penalties will be on the spot. Installation fees and cleaning fees can be deducted separately or combined.
Penalty for cleaning in place three times. -
8. You are not allowed to watch TV except on holidays. It is strictly forbidden to snatch the remote control of your wife and children. It is strictly forbidden to make noise. It is strictly forbidden to watch football games and any programs that your wife does not like to watch. If there is any violation, you can be fined separately or combined to mop the floor three times and cancel the viewing for a month.
TV Eligibility Penalties. -
9. Looking at women (aged 3 to 80 years old) must not exceed three seconds (inclusive) at a time, and the same woman must not be looked at more than three times in a day (inclusive); it is strictly forbidden to talk on the phone, write letters, or meet with old lovers.
, surfing the Internet and all other contacts; it is strictly forbidden to laugh or behave in front of ladies (aged 3-80 years old); it is strictly forbidden to be alone with ladies. If there is any violation, depending on the seriousness of the case, the wife will take strict and prompt action according to the spirit of special rectification
Severe crackdowns will be carried out. Anyone who intercedes or shields in any form will be punished as obstruction of justice. -
10. It is strictly forbidden to be exposed to pornography, gambling, and drugs; it is strictly forbidden to smoke, drink, have gossipy boyfriends, and all hobbies that the wife objects to. If found, the marriage will be expelled immediately, and the wife has the right to sue the "Hachi Gong" who instigated the marriage. -
11. The husband shall not state the same thing more than 3 times (inclusive), each statement shall not exceed 3 minutes (inclusive), and the volume shall not exceed 20 decibels (inclusive). -
12. Husband should strengthen the construction of spiritual civilization, put an end to waste and material comparisons (eat good before buying weight loss pills, tobacco and alcohol, etc.), improve his own accomplishments and establish himself as a better person than his contribution to the family, better than his housekeeping, and better than his cooking skills.
Customs. -
Thirteen. In any aspect of any family issue, the principle of obeying "a superior" must be followed (that is, absolutely obeying the wife's decision). -
14. The husband’s expenses for personal expenses, clothing, laundry, etc. will be paid on a monthly basis in the form of performance-based salary. The evaluation will be conducted in five aspects: cooking skills, hygiene, obedience, appearance, and work attitude. Each item will be 20 points out of 100 points; first
Conduct a self-evaluation, and the final evaluation will be conducted by my wife. -
15. If the husband reaches 90 points in the evaluation, he can receive performance pay at the rate of 5% of the husband's salary; for 85 points, 4%; and for 80 points, 3%. If the husband scores below 80 points, there will be no performance pay. Those who do not meet the standard for six consecutive months will be automatically terminated from the marriage.
Those who reach 90 points or above in the evaluation for two consecutive years will be awarded the honorary title of "Good Bran Wife", and their performance will increase by 1% and eventually increase to 10%. At the same time, they can enjoy 2 days of paid vacation. The vacation cannot be accumulated and is valid for the same year. -
16. Strictly keep family secrets and ensure that the basic contents of this "System" are not leaked. -
17. My wife is responsible for supervising the implementation of this "System" and reserves the right to make the final decision."
Lan Yiqian looked at Zitengxuan who was "struggled", and a trace of warmth flashed in her heart.
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"Well, that's good. You have to follow what's written above in the future." Lin Xi praised, "So, you have to bind this in the future, and then show it to your future children, and let your children supervise you."
Zitengxuan glared at Lin Xi, who immediately stopped talking.
"Finally, find the bride's shoes."
Only then did people discover that Lan Yiqian was not wearing shoes.
So, almost everyone mobilized to help Zitengxuan find shoes.
"Found one." A man stood by the window and shouted, and then he took it in from the window.
"There is another shoe, Xuan. If you give me a red envelope, I might tell you where the other shoe is." Lin Xi said.
Zitengxuan glanced at her and said nothing.
Finally, he found the shoe on the air conditioner in the room.
Zi Tengxuan took the shoes and walked to the bed to put on Lan Yiqian's shoes. Someone pushed him behind him, and Zi Tengxuan fell on Lan Yiqian's body, and his lips were printed on Lan Yiqian's lips.
Suddenly the whole room remembered the sound of whistles, and several people were still clapping and applauding. Of course, Shan Xiaolin would not miss such a good scene, and took a camera to take pictures of them.
Zi Tengxuan got up from Lan Yiqian, and both of them straightened their clothes.
"There's no time to sort out clothes here!" Lan Yijun urged.
After hearing this, Zitengxuan wrapped Lan Yiqian up from the bed and walked out of the room surrounded by everyone.
Shan Xiaolin immediately followed him out with his camera.
Zitengxuan put Lan Yiqian in the passenger seat and then sat in the driver's seat.
Chapter completed!