Chapter Thirty-Six I Just Want to Drain You Dry
It's Zhou Zhu who's amazing. He can actually make those two old naughty boys disappear without a trace. Even if he appears, he just greets me normally and is no longer as enthusiastic as before. Long live, long live Brother Zhou Zhu, you are really mine. God in my heart! I love you so much!
I was happy, but all the handsome guys who were eating looked depressed, especially Tezuka, Kikumaru and Echizen. Of course, except my angel brother. "What's wrong, everyone, don't you feel happy to see me happy?" "
"Axun, it's not like that. It's a school festival!" Oishi quickly explained, fearing that I might misunderstand.
"Eh? What's the school festival? Why didn't I know?" I said in surprise. I have been too busy avoiding those two old naughty boys to pay attention to club activities recently.
"At the school festival next month, each club will perform a program, and we are now submitting our program submissions. Our program has been rejected again!" Oishi said with a sigh.
"Rejected? Why? What program did you submit?" I asked curiously while drinking water.
"Basic Tennis Moves Show."
"Pfft!" I almost sprayed water on the person opposite me, but luckily I reacted quickly. "Holy crap, if you report this show, even if you call me, I will reject it!"
Everyone felt embarrassed when they heard what I said. The people in the tennis club are good-looking and good at tennis, but they are really not good at art. "Then you have been rejected, what show are you going to perform?"
Everyone's expressions were even more strange, and no one said anything. I became even more curious, so I took Zhou Assistant's hand and said coquettishly, "Just tell me, tell me, I won't tell anyone else."
"Unless we can come up with a good show, the Arts Department has decided to perform either Sleeping Beauty or Cinderella." Zhouzhu said with a smile.
"Tch, I thought it was something fun, but I'm still looking forward to it, it's boring!" I said boredly.
"It's a cross-dressing!" Zhou Zhu added.
"Eh? Cross-dressing? Okay, okay. Then why not play Romeo and Juliet? Who will play the leading role?" I said with shining eyes.
"Romeo and Juliet was performed last year. The probability of this year's protagonist Tezuka is 40%, Fuji is 26%, Echizen is 24%, and Kikumaru is 10%. They will be decided by voting. Of course, others will also play supporting roles." Dry analysis says,
"Then who played Juliet last year?" I was really curious.
"Originally it was Tezuka, but something happened to Tezuka and Fuji, so Kikumaru was chosen, so the possibility of Kikumaru this year is not that high," explained Miki.
"Wow, I really want to see it too." Not only did I not sympathize with them, I also added insult to injury. There was no other way, who doesn't want to see handsome guys wearing women's clothes?
"Axun, don't forget that Fuji-senpai also wears women's clothes!" Echizen reminded him unhappily.
"I know, brother, do you mind?" Our three brothers and sisters are used as clothes racks by my mother every day. What kind of clothes are we not wearing? How can we distinguish between men's and women's clothes?
"I don't mind, everyone has to wear it anyway! Haha!"
Everyone was suddenly covered in black lines.
"Axun, is there any good program that can replace this drama? If it can be replaced, how about I treat you to ice cream for three months?" Echizen started to seduce me, because he was the third possibility to cheat. The protagonist, even if he is not the protagonist, still has to play a supporting role, and Echizen is very reluctant.
"No, I want to see you cheating on me!" It was a beautiful idea to lure me in with something like this.
"Then add another month of hamburgers!" Taocheng also joined the battle.
"I don't like burgers, and desserts are just fine." Before I finished speaking, Taocheng agreed.
"But doing shows is very hard on the brain cells!" I started to make things difficult again. What if I don't make enough money now?
"I'll donate my snacks for a month to you, okay, nya!" Kikumaru couldn't help it.
"Oh, I haven't even thought about the program yet, how can you force it on others like this?" I said, pretending to be very sad.
"How about you eat at Kawamura Sushi Restaurant for free for a month?" Kawamura also contributed.
"But, what should I do if people's ideas for the program are afraid of being rejected?" I almost burst out laughing in my heart, but Zhouzhu watched me tossing them with a smile.
"Ah, I will agree to whatever you want, just hurry up and think of a good show!" Dashi said hurriedly.
"Well, let me think about it!" I said this, but my eyes were fixed on Haitang.
"Hey, tell me, what do you want me to do? Everyone has finished talking, I don't know what you want?" Haitang said with a fierce look on his face.
"Ah, as long as you agree. I'll tell you when I think of it!" I looked at Tezuka with a smile on my face: "I'm seriously thinking about it now, and I've almost thought of it."
But Tezuka didn't speak, he just looked at me with sweat. I know you least want to wear women's clothes, but you are the most likely. Haha, let's see what you do! Everyone looked at Tezuka anxiously, but no one could
I didn’t dare to speak, but Zhouzhu was smiling brightly. Zhouzhu is my brother, so of course I don’t have to blackmail him. As long as I tell him, my brother will give it to me, so there’s no need to blackmail him. But you guys
It's different, don't you think? "Oh, I don't have the motivation, I can't figure out what to do?" I said, pretending to be nerve-wracking.
Everyone stumbles, they have promised so much, and they still say they have no motivation, Fuji Chihiro, you are really the reincarnation of the devil!
"What do you want?" Tezuka finally spoke.
"I don't want to do anything!" Hum, be tough with me, I'm tougher than you!
Tezuka sighed, was this little girl born to prank me? He said helplessly: "As long as your program is acceptable to us, I can promise you to do one thing, but it must be reasonable!"
"It's just one thing, no, I have to have three!" I said haggling.
Tezuka was silent again.
"Don't worry, I won't ask you to laugh in front of me, let alone kill people and set fires!" You can't ask for too much from Tezuka, otherwise you won't get anything. Tezuka is quite sensible, unlike Oishi and
Haitang, they have unlimited orders, haha! I burst out laughing in my heart.
Tezuka hesitated for a while and finally agreed. This time I stopped pretending, walked directly to Qian and said: "Everyone has contributed, so you have to show it anyway!"
"My dry juice can be supplied to you in unlimited quantities!" said dry.
"Tch, I don't want dry juice. How about you show me your diary or take off your glasses and let me take a look?" I was very curious about what dry eyes looked like.
Qian stopped talking. It must be difficult to make a choice. Then let me give you the next tough medicine! "Ah, I think you should continue to cheat this year. Anyway, the program I want is not a good one, and it will definitely be rejected.
!" After that, I took my brother's hand and prepared to leave. It would be nice to watch the cross-dressing! I've finished my meal and go to bed!
Everyone shouted: "Qian, promise her quickly, do you really want to wear women's clothes? Don't forget what happened last year!" In fact, everyone also wanted to see Qian's notebook and Qian's eyes hidden under the thick glasses, and everyone They all died heroically, how could it be possible for just one person to do nothing?
Qian thought about how miserable it was last year. Not only did he have to wear women's clothing to perform in a play, but he also had a bunch of photos taken and sold everywhere. It was really embarrassing. "I agree, but I can't let you see it until after the school festival." my eyes!"
"I'm not happy now because of your hesitation. I want to change my request!" I deliberately made things difficult.
"I've already promised you, what else do you want?" Qian asked with a black line on his head.
"I want to watch it with Brother Zhouzhu!" How could such a good thing be left behind by Brother Zhouzhu?
"Okay!" Gan reluctantly agreed.
"Done!" I gave a high-five, "Fuck it, what's the show for my painting club?"
"Because this club is not very popular, the program has not been submitted yet, but no matter what program is submitted, it will be approved." Qian really knows astronomy and geography, and he is worthy of being a school festival executive committee member.
I pulled Gan aside and whispered, "There is nothing I can do. If I want the Arts Department to give up letting them perform cross-dressing, I have to know some of their weaknesses. And Gan must know, asking him is the best choice!"
"Okay, then I'll get started!" I walked over and held Tezuka's hand in a good mood, "Kunimitsu, let's go! Submit the program again!"
"Eh? Ah Xun, are you ready now? Are you so confident?" Taocheng said in disbelief.
"Of course, do you think I am you?" I said arrogantly.
"Then what do you want us to perform?" Dashi asked hurriedly. He is such a responsible person.
"Secret!" I smiled, waved to everyone, and left with Tezuka.
Everyone looked at me as I walked away and all turned back to stare at Zhouzhu. They wouldn't have been betrayed by the two brothers, right?
"It's useless for you to look at me. I don't know what Ah Xun wants to do? Don't you believe me?" Zhou Zhu said with a smile.
Chapter completed!