Chapter 313
Dongzi sighed, picked up his sniper rifle to show to Quanzi, and said, "My scope is also blurred, but if you can see clearly, try not to wipe it. And don't think that the enemy doesn't know, in fact they are hiding in front of you!"
Nie Xing and his master also got up, moved their muscles and walked towards Dongzi and Quanzi.
"This is a rare lesson." Lao Hu said, "This lesson is precious and can prevent similar things from happening again in the future. Nie Xing wanted to wipe the water droplets on the scope just now, but I stopped it."
Dongzi nodded: "This is the harvest!"
The four of them walked down the mountain, and their faces were flushed. This ugly thing was so ugly. Nie Xing was not much better when he walked beside him. If he had no master's stop, the failure would be himself.
After returning to the dormitory, no one was seen. Hou Fei and the others went to practice. Nie Xing and Quanzi took two buckets of hot water and took a shower, then drank a bowl of porridge from the cafeteria, ate two buns, and went to bed.
The life of special forces is quite boring. Every day, the things that are about training, training, and training can't hear the news or the radio. Of course, the only news I hear is the positive, praiseworthy, and exciting news that is filtered by the process team. Those negative, pessimistic, and cynical news can't be seen in a word.
Negative news will affect people's emotions.
Of course, the Special Reconnaissance Brigade has another entertainment worth mentioning, that is, watching the discs.
There is a movie room next to the cafeteria, which is a room dedicated to the DVD. As long as there is a new DVD, it can be played every night. However, most of the contents of the DVD are to praise the motherland and the main theme of the hero. Other restricted discs are simply invisible.
However, at that time, few DVDs were in the mountain village level. Basically, as long as the soldiers from the countryside had a disc to watch, they would watch them with relish, regardless of whether the content was good or not. After returning to the dormitory, they would discuss the contents in the discs when they had nothing to do.
When Team Cheng comes back from going out, he often brings some Hong Kong movies back, especially Stephen Chow, who plays "The Ninth-Ranking Sesame Official" and "The Tang Bohu's Flavor". The soldiers like to watch these two movies, and they basically never get tired of watching them. Therefore, Nie Xing was called Nie Xingxing by his comrades for a while, because Stephen Chow.
However, this time, Team Cheng did not bring back the discs that Stephen Chow acted, but Jet Li's.
Jet Li has a very high status in the hearts of the soldiers and is respected by them as Brother Jie. The disc that Team Cheng brought this time is Jet Li's classic martial arts film "Huang Feihong: Men Should Strengthen Self-Enhancing", a classic martial arts film. Now it's great. Just after the meal, the soldiers gathered in the studio early.
The space for the movie room is not large, and more than 20 people are sitting in full, so when a new disc comes, you have to spend two nights. Some people watch it tonight and some tomorrow night.
But the content of the disc tonight is unique. Because it was played by Brother Jie, no one wants to watch the Kung Fu Emperor drama, so I can't even insert a needle in the movie room.
Hou Fei was a little late because of diarrhea. When he ran in, the people in the movie room were already full. This made him so anxious that the disc was about to play.
Nie Xing came early, so he grabbed a seat and leaned against the third position next to the door. Hou Fei couldn't care about so much and hurriedly squeezed in.
The door was already full of crowds, but Hou Fei's squeeze was really injuring, causing the people next to him to stumble and curse.
Hou Fei smiled and did not apologize, but kept rushing to Nie Xing.
Nie Xing felt strange. He couldn't even sit down the mouse in the room. Why did Hou Fei squeeze in?
Hou Fei smiled and said, "Brother, I like watching Brother Jie's movies so much. Today I have to squeeze in with you!"
Nie Xing said in confusion: "Then where are you sitting?"
Hou Fei laughed and said, "Sit on your thigh!"
When Nie Xing heard this, he shook his head and said loudly: "No, you are so big, you won't crush me to death when you sit on my thighs."
But as soon as he finished speaking, Hou Fei's big butt was pressed against his thighs, and he shook it twice after he finished.
"My Day!" Nie Xing was helpless and scolded, "Don't rely on me, just sit on my knees and head!"
Brother Jie was indeed amazing. When the play was played, the whole room was silent, making the group of special forces soldiers fascinated.
Hou Fei's stomach was not good, and within ten minutes, he suddenly farted.
As the saying goes, the stinky fart doesn't sound, and the loud fart doesn't smell. Hou Fei's fart is so strong that it is extraordinary. It instantly makes the entire movie room dark. Nie Xing, who is pressing under his butt, is the first to be affected and covers his nose with lightning speed.
"Damn, Hou Fei, what kind of bird food did you eat? The leaked air can kill mosquitoes!" Nie Xing covered his nose and cursed.
When everyone heard this, they knew that it was Hou Fei's disaster. They were all angry and scolded him to the point of being completely useless.
Before everyone could finish talking, Hou Fei's second wave of poison gas had been discharged.
Nie Xing was already mentally psyched by poison. He pointed his fists at Hou Fei's butt and slapped him constantly: "Hou Fei, you are so naughty, don't even look at the poison, just put it at me, go and go, if you stay here again, I have to jump off the building!"
The people next to him could not stand the poisonous gas, so they covered their noses and ran out of the house, breathing in fresh air. Seeing this, the soldiers standing outside the door didn't care about the smell in the house, and sat on a stool and occupied a seat.
Hou Fei's butt was hit by Nie Xing, and the waves inside were suddenly surging, and the poisonous fire was unbearable. He quickly stood up and went to the door. If he didn't run into the toilet, he would pull his pants in his pants.
The few people at the door just occupied the seat, so they couldn't bear to get up and get out of the way. They pulled Hou Fei's clothes out, dragging him out, no matter how hard he was.
Hou Fei was really competing. When he arrived at the door, he didn't forget to put a sip of poisonous gas into the room. The smoke of the people at the door almost fainted.
"Close the door, close it quickly!" A veteran saw Hou Fei go out and hurriedly shouted to the person next to the door.
His words immediately got everyone's consensus, and after a lot of trouble, he finally closed the door.
He said that Hou Fei had squatted in the toilet for a long time and finally walked out of it. But when he ran to the door of the movie room, he saw that the door was closed. He was so angry that he wanted to kick the door open, but before he could move his legs, there was another noise in his stomach.
"No, I'd better find some paper from the dormitory just in case, otherwise I wouldn't get out if I stayed in the toilet for a while!" Turned around and walked into the dormitory. I didn't plan to watch the discs anymore, anyway, I'd have to put them tomorrow night.
After watching the disc, Nie Xing returned to the dormitory. He was refreshed and full of energy. He wanted to find someone to fight. Brother Jie was indeed not a fan. That martial arts figure was so terrifying that he wanted to make people become superman immediately.
"How is it, your stomach is not better?" Nie Xing asked casually at Hou Fei who was lying on the bed.
As soon as the words were finished, a poisonous gas suddenly floated in his eyes, which made the person so angry that he wanted to hit the wall.
Chapter completed!