Chapter 24 Grand selection
To say that the current world is omnipotent and magical, what do we rely on?
Yes! It depends on the economic foundation!
She checked the treasury of the Dragon Palace and found that there were twenty-two million taels of gold! That was enough! Her beautiful eyes were shining with golden light until now.
Of course, economic alone is not enough, we also need dissemination: digital information dissemination commonly known as multimedia! To put it simply, it means advertising and spreading lies.
She raised her head, straightened her chest, and tightened her abdomen. Where was the microphone? There was no one, so she had to show her golden voice: "Good news, good news! The Dragon Palace is recruiting fairies for various positions today, such as palace maids, chefs, soldiers, prime ministers, etc., and the treatment is
It’s rich and there’s plenty of gold! If anyone wants to join the army, gather at the gate of the Dragon Palace now! If you’re interested, it’s better to act quickly! The gold in the Dragon Palace is waving to you warmly and gently saying, ‘Waiting for you to come’!”
That's right! The slogan of the advertisement is very important, and superb acting skills are even more important. Chia has already been experienced in advertising in the [first season], and the effect is visible.
When she returned to the Crystal Dragon Palace, she almost fell over: Wow! It was so shocking!
In front of the Crystal Dragon Palace, there are fairies of all shapes and sizes, high and low, densely packed, covering an area of 200 square meters, and there are reports of little demons one after another.
"No way? I haven't traveled too far to advertise?" She frowned and shook her head.
"Xiaocao, thank you for telling me such a good thing!" A shrimp spirit said to the grass carp spirit.
"Xiao Xia, thank you for telling me to come here!" A crab spirit said to the shrimp spirit.
"Little crab, thank you very much for telling me to come here!" an eel spirit said to the crab spirit.
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Rumors and Feiyu were like a relay race, constantly passing the baton. Qianya finally figured out a sentence: There is no airtight wall in the world! There is no "secret that cannot be told" in the lake!
Qianya squeezed and pushed, pulled and pulled, and finally came to Ao Zihang, who was standing coolly in front of the palace gate. Of course, she had to keep saying one thing all the way: "Everyone, give way! I am the selection judge! Yes.
National Division"
Now think about it, there is a new word in this sentence: "selecting judges", do they understand? No wonder she almost got slapped when she said the first sentence, but when she said the next sentence, she gave way obediently! She was so heartbroken!
"Why are there so many fairies in the West Lake?" Qianya whispered in Ao Zihang's ear.
"They all moved here from all over the world not long ago!" He didn't bother to explain more.
"Oh! It turns out they are immigrants!...Can we announce our candidacy now?"
"Well! Let's begin!"
After receiving his permission, she coughed twice: "Quiet, everyone, be quiet! The tense and exciting moment is coming soon!"
The little demons with a radius of 200 meters in front of the Dragon Palace flashed their starry eyes. Those who could hold their claws clenched their claws, and those without claws grew bigger and bit the clothes of the demon in front of them. They were so excited!
It worked. It felt like when she was the team leader of a kindergarten. Where did those good babies go? That has long become a legend. He continued: "There are currently four positions running for election, and there are fifty palace maids.
, fifty cooks, eight hundred soldiers, and one prime minister!"
"I want to run for maid of honor"
"What a no-show! I want to run for chef!"
"What a lack of courage! I want to run as a soldier!"
"How tasteless! I want to run for prime minister!"
The demons were in an uproar, talking one after another, and swept into the lake waves.
"Now I am going to divide you into four teams. Starting from my left hand, the first team is to select palace maids, the second team is to select chefs, the third team is to select soldiers, and the fourth team is to select prime ministers! Everyone, start to stand in line!
"
As soon as these words came out, all the demons panicked.
Screams, shouts, harsh sounds.
The sound of wailing and stamping was shocking.
Fortunately, we only had to wait for half an hour before the queue was ready.
Then the next stage is to conduct selection.
She took a deep breath and prepared to announce: "The selection... begins!"
"Wait a minute, I want to select a national teacher!"
All the demons heard the sound and watched, all in awe.
"Fish... Auntie? Why are you here?"
She has watched "Super Girl", "My Style Show" and even "Dance Party". She knows the cruelty of PK and has also shed tears of excitement...nnd! Is she going to have a k.o with Aunt Yu?
Chapter completed!