Chapter 23: I am a joker
Although this QQ space is basically the same as the QQ space in the previous life, there are still some differences in some places. The most important thing is that it imitates the big V setting of Weibo and invites some experts in the industry.
Publish papers in QQ space and write things like blogs. These experts and professors are still very capable. Chen Haojie himself was a little impressed after reading what he wrote.
No wonder China is able to win many Nobel Prizes in Physics every year. With these people here, winning Nobel Prizes is not an easy matter.
This is indeed the case. In the eyes of Chinese scientists, a Nobel Prize is not worthy of their attention. They have scientists who win the Nobel Prize every year, but most of them are absent.
What Chinese scientists mainly focus on is China's World Science Award. This award is dozens of times more valuable than the Nobel Prize. Even foreign scientists also hope to win this award.
In addition, for the sake of convenience, Chen Haojie specially asked Tianruan's developers to set up several lists for QQ space. One is the visit list, which is ranked according to the number of visitors in a day. This list is set to be the most visible in QQ space.
The destination location is guaranteed to be visible as soon as you enter.
One is the celebrity flower list. QQ users can get a flower every day. Users can send flowers to their favorite space celebrities, and the top ten flowers can appear on the list.
With these two lists, the activity of QQ space suddenly increased a lot, and even Chen Haojie himself participated.
Of course, according to the current situation, the users who visit his space are the most, and they get the most flowers. There is no way, just because of his account number - 50114.
Referring to the account mechanism of Painxun in his previous life, Chen Haojie also blocked some regular QQ accounts, such as 1456789, 50114, etc. If they do not go through special channels, these will not be randomly extracted by users.
Many curious users like to find people through account search. If they randomly find an account that exists and is owned by someone, maybe it is really fate, but not necessarily. Of course, the account 50114 will be searched.
The most times.
Chen Haojie's space also displays a big V, but his career introduction column is: 017 The top scorer in the college entrance examination in Guangdong Province, the most outstanding joker in China.
Many people only discovered after seeing Chen Haojie's introduction that this person was actually the top scorer in the college entrance examination. My dear, the account of this top scorer in the college entrance examination is also great.
As for the jokers, well, Yang Wei and Chen Haojie have just opened their own QQ space not long ago, and there is nothing in it at all. Those who want to read jokes have nothing to do with it. So, in Chen Haojie’s space message board, all of a sudden
There are over 100,000 more messages.
"Dad Chen, I saw you were introduced as a joker, please tell me some jokes."
"It feels so scary to be in a lonely space with nothing."
"Please provide background music!!!"
"Please tell me a joke!!!"
"Speaking of the number one scholar, do you still have your study notes for your senior year of high school? Can you give a copy to my little brother to say goodbye?"
When Chen Haojie saw these messages, he was a little amused. My QQ space is not so scary. The background music is like a river flowing against the current. They must not know it. I haven't seen Jinsha for a long time. If it wasn't
They came to buy Chen Haojie's songs. I'm afraid he doesn't have the funds to develop.
So Chen Haojie chose the one that asked about background music and directly replied: This is Jinsha's countercurrent.
After that, he thought of a few famous jokes from his previous life and uploaded them. Unexpectedly, the next day, he topped the flower list and interview group with more than 30 million flowers, which was a bit confusing to him.
There were also a lot of comments under the joke. Anyway, when Chen Haojie read it the next day, there were @564151 comments and more than 100 million likes.
No way, Chen Haojie looked at the data speechlessly. He is the boss of the company, so he naturally knows that the data on the space are 100% true, but the data still makes people feel a little unreal.
After reading the comments below, Chen Haojie also discovered that it was all the jokes that were to blame.
The first joke he posted yesterday was about the smog in Yanjing. Anyway, the country did not prohibit others from talking about it. Chen Haojie also felt that this should not violate the country's bottom line, so he posted it: After a few days in Yanjing, 0 million people
After a few nights of breathing, the air quality in Yanjing finally improved. The new Yanjing spirit was born from this: "Honesty carries the fog, self-improvement does not suck, hard work in the haze, and create another gray!"
Facts have once again proved that it is expensive to absorb fog!
Next to it, he spoofed a picture of a news network, with the host reporting on the podium, and the subtitle below was "Yanjing smog problem has been solved." When paired with this joke, it instantly made people laugh.
In China, or in the world, there is actually no concept of photoshopped pictures. Some people just simply modify or beautify pictures, and want to turn pictures into all kinds of crazy things. This is not the case in China now.
technology, then why was Chen Haojie able to create this picture?
Is there a problem with this? Is there a problem with him deliberately spending two hours making this software for the sake of a joke? Although it is not as awesome as Meitu Xiuxiu, it is still a very good software. Look at this picture of his
You will know the effect.
"Let me tell you, this picture is awesome."
"Worship, please tell me, is this the original picture?"
"How could it be the original picture? The smog in Yanjing has not been resolved yet. Do you think it is possible for Xinwen Network to broadcast it?"
"Then why is there this picture?"
"Um, I can't explain this clearly."
"Why are we discussing pictures? Why don't we discuss jokes?"
"That's right, it's expensive to absorb mist. That's it. I think I'll make a typo every time I use this word in the future. Is it the rare thing that's valuable or the mist that's absorbed? I'm going crazy."
"Of course it's expensive to absorb smog. You see, smog is only found in the north, and we don't have it in the south. This is not the expensive thing to absorb smog."
"What you said makes so much sense, I'm speechless."
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Another joke is also very good. As for the picture, Chen Haojie couldn't find it for a while, so there is no accompanying picture. But even without the accompanying picture, this joke is still full of a strong sense of spectacle. Many people will laugh involuntarily when they see it:
"One day in class, my classmate secretly played with his mobile phone, and was discovered by the class teacher who was patrolling outside the classroom. The class teacher took out his mobile phone and sent a message: Why don't you pay attention to the class? The classmate replied in confusion: Who are you? The class teacher.
Another post: Look out the window. My deskmate glanced out the window and replied: Thank you for reminding me, we will talk later, our class teacher is staring out the window!"
"I'm speechless. This brother is drunk."
"Is this true? Why does it feel so real to me?"
"'Thank you for reminding me, we'll talk later, our class teacher is staring out the window.' When I saw this sentence, I was taking a shit, and..."
"It's sad upstairs, I was just drinking Coke in front of the computer, and now I'm commenting on my mobile phone."
"My head teacher used to take it away when he saw us playing with our mobile phones without saying anything. Hey, young people nowadays are so nice. We are getting old."
"That's right, when I was in high school for three years, at least six mobile phones were confiscated by the school. I haven't seen any trace of these mobile phones until now. You know, there are a lot of seeds in them."
With a few funny jokes, Chen Haojie gloriously became the leader of the first generation of Internet celebrities, and finally became the leader of the Internet celebrity alliance.
It has been a month since QQ Space was launched. The water army Hei Tianruan and QQ Space that Li Tengfei said he was looking for are still nowhere to be found. Chen Haojie has spent his month peacefully like this.
Of course, the company's financial revenue will usher in a blowout this month.
The profit reached 10 billion, of which the previous copyright fee level accounted for 8 billion, and the remaining 2 billion were Tianruan's QQ fees and Legend's game point card fees and game recharge income.
To be honest, when he saw that the annual revenue of Tongxun Group's games reached 10 billion US dollars, he still didn't believe it, but now he has to believe it, damn, it's too easy to make money, it's not about money.
How valuable is it?
Of course, Chen Haojie doesn't mind having too much money.
Although the funds are sufficient, Chen Haojie has not continued to open new servers for "Legend". These days, companies such as Huateng Group, NetEase, and Alibaba have opened servers for "Legend" one by one after obtaining the agency rights of "Legend".
, those servers are bigger than the last. A large group company like Luyou Group directly opened a server that can accommodate one billion IPs. With the slogan that the whole world can play together, it directly attracted more than 300 million online users.
player.
According to Tianyou's backend data, due to the opening of these servers, the number of people online in the three areas of "Legend" has dropped to about 50 million.
Therefore, after careful consideration, Chen Haojie will not let Tianyou continue to build new servers. His previous plan to develop several new games can be brought forward.
But before that, Chen Haojie decided that he should spend more money, so he spent 8 billion to acquire a game production company, got the game production team inside, and then merged these people with Tianyou's original team.
, so three game development groups were formed.
Chen Haojie stayed in his office and summoned the leaders of three R&D teams to discuss some of the games that Tianyou was going to develop next. Since Chen Jiajia already knew about Chen Haojie's plan before, she had three people this time.
Chapter completed!