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Section 1 Journey

"Everyone see clearly," Shirakawa trembled and drew a long ellipse on the blackboard, added a small circle to the ellipse to represent the head, and then inserted four thick straight lines to represent the limbs. After thinking about it, I felt dissatisfied, and added eyes, mouth, and nose to the small circle. Finally, I felt relieved and clapped my hands with satisfaction and said to the soldiers:

"This is the orc! Everyone has to recognize it clearly. This is our enemy! I'll do it when I see someone who looks like this in the future!"

The soldiers were whispering: "How do I look like a tree?"

"Who said it's like a tree? It's obviously a candied haw!"

"Looking at Chief Roger - no wonder he is so fierce. It turns out that he is a half-orc dressed up!"

"It's true, the more you look at me, the more you look, let's beat him up! He happened to bully me last time!"

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At this time, the "Orc" was telling the recruits about his combat experience as an "old warrior who has been through the battlefield":

"That time, I had only one person. There were three thousand demons on my left, and three thousand on my right, and ten thousand in front of me, and behind me..."

"Not so many, Roger, not so many, you remembered wrongly." Nagakawa, who was beside him, corrected him in a realistic tone, "I counted it at that time, and I remember that there were only nine thousand eight hundred and ninety-five - just so many."

"The enemy shouted loudly and rushed up, swaying in claws, hehe, if you encounter that kind of scene, you must wet your pants-"

"Young people nowadays are really not brave enough." Changchuan interrupted, looking like a tone that was very gentle and light.

"But veterans like me are not afraid of anything! At that time, I lit a cigarette leisurely, and didn't look at the demon soldiers at once - I don't remember what brand of cigarette it was, Changchuan, do you still remember?"

"Look at your memory, didn't you smoke '555' that day?"

"Oh, yes! - Then I applied a cigarette ring to them - a very round cigarette ring, with no eyelids at once, and I stretched out my middle finger and compared it with Nunu's chin, which means: Come up together, so I won't have any trouble."

"Oh," Nagakawa sighed and said with regret: "Roger is always like this and his behavior is uncivilized. Don't learn from him."

A recruit was nervous when he heard this and asked quickly: "What? Then what happened?"

"Then those bastards rushed up together, and then I just ignored it..."

"Then Roger was killed by the demons indifferently, his body was torn into five or six pieces, his intestines and brains were flowing all over the ground, and he was lying there and smelly. Several passing ants kindly helped him collect the corpse, and they gnawed only a pair of white bones and put them in the grass. You can still see it now."

At some point, Zichuan Xiu, the chief of the "Xiu Cang", had already come over and said coldly.

"Sir!" Roger and Changchuan jumped up and saluted.

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Although the soldiers of the "Xiuzi Camp" fought in groups in the streets and alleys of the imperial capital, they loved food, drinking and enjoyment more. It was really unbearable for them to march under the sun in the scorching sun.

"Oh, Oh, Oh, I'm so tired! I've never suffered such pain!"

"The sun is too strong and will damage my flawless skin."

"Really, I'm so tired of riding a horse. The skin on my thighs is worn out!"

So they protested, threatening to mutiny, thinking that this would scare the soft-soft Shui Zichuan. This trick used to be a test, although Shirakawa repeatedly warned them kindly: "Sir Ah Xiu has a bad temper these two days, so it's best not to mess with him." They still insisted on this, posted a letter of protest, and stayed in Stov City and refused to leave.

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Late that night, Zichuan Xiu said in a low voice: "The squadron that said he wanted a mutiny is here, right?"

Shirakawa, Roger, and Changchuan nodded like chickens holding rice, not daring to say a wrong sentence.

"Hehehehe," Zichuanxiu let out a creepy laugh: "You guys are waiting here."

He opened the camp gate alone and walked in with slight steps.

The continuous screams and screams pierced the night sky of the entire city. The child was awakened in his dream and cried loudly. The mother quickly picked him up: "Baby, be good, be good, if you cry again, I will send you to the 'Xiuziying'!" The child immediately closed his mouth.

The other soldiers involved in the mutiny were even more frightened. They could not stop the sound from being blocked by the quilts. After thinking about it, they quickly got up and secretly tore off the protest letter.

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Half an hour later, all screams suddenly stopped, and they were so quiet that they felt so sad. The door opened again, Zichuanxiu tiptoed out and said lightly: "They are asleep." She patted the dust on her hands and left.

A soldier struggled and crawled out dyingly: "Report... to the commander, just now, a monster that looked very much like Chief A Xiu attacked us, and all the brothers..." Before he finished speaking, he spat out blood and fainted.

Shirakawa shouted loudly: "Sanitation soldier, come here!"

Roger whispered: "Did you see it? This is the fate that Chief A Xiu, who was in love, ended up with the consequences."

Changchuan looked at the soldier's miserable situation with lingering fear and began to pray: "God, please help that idiot find another girlfriend, otherwise we will be done!"

"Amen!" The three of them responded in unison.

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The next day before dawn, the soldiers gathered automatically and the team advanced again. The slogans were loud and the military songs were flying. Wherever Zichuanxiu went, the soldiers talked loudly and said:

"Oh, I have endless energy!"

"Yes, riding a horse is so interesting. I like it more and more!"

"I think it's too little to walk 100 miles a day, and it's appropriate to walk 300 miles a day!"

In the world of rogues, a big fist is the boss. Since Zichuan Xiu's fist is so big that it can match a squadron with more than fifty fists, Zichuan Xiu is the unquestionable boss!

What's more, Zichuan Xiu, the "boss", is still very caring for the "little brother" and can be "supported"! In the bar in Keg City, soldiers lost a group of local gangsters. Zichuan Xiu immediately brought a brigade of more than 500 people to help them "retrieve the place", which made the gangsters cry and scream. In the capital of Dama Province, local logistics officials refused to provide them with food and grass, saying, "'Xiuziying'? I have never heard of this newly established gangster gang." Zichuan Xiu immediately ordered the action and beat several officials, including a qiben, with a stick, and finally had to give the food and grass obediently, adding half of them.

The gangsters gathered around and were overjoyed. What they loved most was the cry of the suffering people begging for mercy, saying, "Hey, our sir is a lion! Whoever treats his lambs badly, he can't spare him!"

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Whenever the march passed by a big city, Zichuan Xiu took the initiative to take the soldiers' holiday. The soldiers cheered: "Long live Chief Xiuchuan!" They all ran to the bar and dance hall - they were indeed cheering sincerely, and even if they traveled all over the world, they could not find a boss who was more "consider" than Zichuan Xiu.

Shirakawa was furious: "Sir, the commander wants us to rush to the Columbia Fortress to obey..."

“Aren’t we on our way to the Columbia Fortress?”

"But time..."

"They just ordered us to go, and they didn't specify when we would arrive."

"But the Military Law Department..."

"The Chief Inspector Di Lin is my elder brother, what else are you worried about!"

So the conversation ended.

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Every time the night falls on vacation, Shirakawa Hide ordered the other two to stay in the empty military camp, swaggeringly took off the officer's uniform, humming "Go to have a sneak peek" and walked out of the military camp without a trace. It was always about to dawn to drag your tired body back.

Shirakawa cursed: "It's so idiot! It depends on how you die!"

Roger sighed and said, "Since Chief Axiu was dumped by Miss Ning, he has turned his grief into sexual desire!"

Changchuan said dissatisfiedly: "Mr. Axiu is really not good enough. He doesn't take me there if he has a good way."

He tried to follow, and for the first time he was robbed by several hooligans and lost the trace of Zichuan Xiu. When he followed him for the second time, he encountered a prostitute who was pulling him away. After he finally got out, Zichuan Xiu disappeared again. The third time was that the nightclub police officer of the junior department of the Ministry of Management used this "little white-faced person who was wandering around in suspicious places" as a male prostitute and locked up all night. The last time he was inexplicably beaten out of nowhere in the dark alley, and when he woke up, he had no wallet or anything else.

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During the day, many people always come to Zichuan Xiu, including men and women. They all look mysterious and have bad eyes and are as sneaky as mafia who wants to trade drugs. They close the door in the house with Zichuan Xiu for a long time, and finally dodge and walk away from the back door.

Every time the "Xiuzi Camp" set off, there were a team of mysterious people following behind them, driving a long carriage, day and night, the army walked and they stopped, and the army stopped, and they stopped, not far or near, just a hundred meters away. And every time people passed by a city, people joined in, and finally reached more than 3,000 people and nearly a thousand carriages, which were as powerful as an army.

Shirakawa became confused and ran to ask Zichuan Xiu. Zichuan Xiu said shyly: "I'm so sorry, I was short of money for those overnights. I promised to pay it back after I paid my salary. They came to collect debts..." Before he finished speaking, Shirakawa's sabre had already cut off.

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Nagagawa scoffed at Shizuki’s statement: “Shirakawa is an ignorant girl and doesn’t understand these things. Everyone is a man. Do you think this trick can deceive my experienced Nagagawa?”

He said to Roger: "Think about it, how many days have we left the capital? In such a short time, Chief Axiu owed more than a thousand people overnight expenses - is he really superman?!"

Roger suddenly realized: "Yes, how could someone be so powerful - what do you mean?"

"Obviously, there is only one possibility," Changchuan was extremely indignant: "He must have hidden Viagra secretly! It's too much, and I don't give it to me."

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On October 6, 779, more than 8,000 cavalrymen from "Xiuziying" arrived at Columbia Fortress.
Chapter completed!
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