Chapter 80
"Who knows, did he do this on purpose?!"
Mrs. Gu opened the curtain again, "I'll go out and take a look!"
The moment she came out, the carriage bumped through a rather large pit.
When the carriage passed through the pit, it was already very skewed.
Mrs. Gu was a little overweight again, so she squatted to the side, which was terrible.
“Hey, hey, hey, hey—”
The coachman yelled and pulled the carriage to the side with all his strength, but it was too late by now.
The carriage tilted straight to one side.
"Oh my God!"
Mrs. Gu happened to get out of the carriage. When the carriage tilted, she got out first.
It would be fine to say that it was somewhere else, but there was a smelly ditch where she went down.
Mrs. Gu fell down with a pop.
She struggled in a hurry, but it was okay if she didn't struggle. When she struggled, the smelly water poured directly into her mouth.
Mrs. Gu was fed a few mouthfuls of stinky water, which made her sick to death.
She yelled, "Trash, useless thing, why don't you come and save me quickly!"
The coachman wanted to save her, but the carriage had completely turned sideways, and there was nothing he could do.
Mr. Gu didn't understand what happened in the car, but he knew that the carriage tilted to one side.
Then the carriage fell over with a thud!
Mr. Gu was knocked down. He wanted to get up quickly, but the sole of his foot slipped and he fell out of the carriage.
As soon as Mrs. Gu stood up from the smelly ditch, she was immediately knocked back by Master Gu.
The couple fell into the smelly ditch, looking like two pigs wallowing in the mud.
"What's going on? How could this happen?!"
Mr. Gu wanted to pick up Mrs. Gu, but he was too busy taking care of himself.
"Things, our things! Our things are still in the carriage!"
Mrs. Gu's heart aches when she thinks of those expensive gifts. Now that the carriage has fallen into the ditch, aren't those things also in ruins?!
"Oh, why is my life so miserable!"
She patted her thighs, her hairpin was askew, and her body was still dripping with muddy water.
"Trash, hurry up and pull us up!"
She scolded the coachman vehemently.
The coachman also felt aggrieved. He didn't want to fall into the smelly ditch.
Mrs. Gu's scolding was so unpleasant that the coachman also became angry.
He deliberately took a moment to pull Mrs. Gu over, not until she had soaked herself in the stinking ditch.
The carriage fell into a stinking ditch and was soaked in stinking water.
"Master." Mrs. Gu said with a sad face, "Are we still going today?"
"We have to go!" Mr. Gu was about to cry.
If he delayed going for a day this time, wouldn't people think he was arrogant again?
He's going to apologize now and it's too late to kowtow. How can he delay it for another day?
"We have to pull up the carriage first!" Mr. Gu shouted on the street, asking if anyone could help him pull up the carriage.
But the carriage was in such an awkward position that no one wanted to touch it.
It's a coincidence that this stinking ditch was originally going to be filled up, but just on this day, Mr. Gu and the others fell into it.
Mr. Gu begged his grandfather to sue his grandmother, but no one was willing to take action.
The things he brought would be damaged if they were soaked in the smelly ditch again.
As a last resort, he could only offer a high price and try to get people to help him.
By the time the carriage was fished out, the whole carriage was already emitting a strange smell.
Mr. Gu had a sad face and held Mrs. Gu's hand.
"Madam, when we arrive later, kneel down and admit your mistake first, and don't say anything else!"
Mrs. Gu was about to burst into tears.
She has always been so arrogant, how could she have imagined that she would be in such a mess today?
Gu Mansion.
"Old madam, a carriage calling itself Linglong Silk and Satin Mansion has arrived. They said they must see you."
The concierge came to report to the old lady.
"Let them in."
She was waiting for them.
The concierge responded and returned to the front door.
"The old lady wants you to go in, and the carriage will stop at the door."
The concierge waved at them in disgust again, "Stay away. Our old lady is a very clean person, and she can't stand the smell."
Mr. Gu nodded and bowed, holding the gifts with Mrs. Gu, and followed the concierge towards Mrs. Gu's room.
Before the two of them entered the house, the strange smell had already wafted in.
Mrs. Gu's face was a little stiff. Are these two people sincerely trying to seduce her?
Little Fubao covered his nose and shrank into Jiang Laosan's arms.
"Third brother, it stinks a bit."
Jiang Laosan also smelled it. There was something wrong with it. It was clearly trying to smoke people to death.
As soon as Mr. Gu and Mrs. Gu walked to the door, a voice broke through the door.
"Auntie Cousin! My cousin, I really miss you so much!" Mr. Gu's voice was so sweet that it could make you drink honey. "I'm here just for you today!"
Mrs. Gu also had a smile on her fleshy face.
"Cousin, this is really a misunderstanding. I just found out, so I'm here to apologize to you!"
Before they reached the center of the room, Mrs. Gu made a gesture, "Don't come over here, you two."
She didn't mean to show off, but it was because the smell of these two people was so bad, it was as if they had brought in a stinking ditch.
"What are you doing here?" Mrs. Gu's tone was a bit rude.
In this dynasty, you must pay attention to etiquette when visiting other people's homes.
Dressing neatly is the most basic requirement.
But looking at these two people, they were all wet, especially Mrs. Gu. None of the hairpins on her head were neat, and her hair was still dripping with mud.
This is extremely disrespectful to the person being visited.
They had offended Mrs. Gu originally, and now that something like this happened again, no one could blame Mrs. Gu for being angry.
"Cousin." Mr. Gu called out sweetly.
Mrs. Gu sneered, "You must have disowned me as your cousin a long time ago, otherwise you wouldn't have to pour out a bucket of water for me."
"It's my fault. I misunderstood my cousin!" Mrs. Gu quickly slapped her face, making a loud slap.
"We shouldn't treat my cousin like that. God can't bear to see this. Did we fall into the ditch?"
Did they fall into a stinking ditch?
Jiang Laosan tried hard to hold back his breath. As far as he knew, there was indeed a smelly ditch on the way here.
But the road is so wide, so a person with a lot of backs can fall into the stinking ditch.
"Cousin, these things are specially brought by us to honor you!"
Mr. Gu lifted up the thing in his hand, and a lot of mud splashed on the ground.
"This is the best material in our silk and satin shop!"
Mr. Gu had a flattering smile on his face, but after opening it, the best material was already covered with mud spots and was still dripping with water.
Chapter completed!