Chapter 336 Divorce!?
After finishing the meal, the old couple stuffed each of the siblings with a bag of snacks and sent the two little kids aside to play.
Then he took the opportunity and started questioning his son and daughter-in-law, just like interrogating prisoners, one by one and interrogating them separately.
Chen Shuo was a little confused and was pulled to the balcony by Chen Jianwen. Before he understood what was going on, the old man preempted him: "What's going on with you two?"
"What's going on?" Upon hearing this, Chen Shuo was even more confused. Who am I talking about? I also want to ask you what's going on.
"When did you two quarrel? Why did you quarrel?"
"?"
Question marks almost popped up in Chen Shuo's head. He looked around and was a little unsure whether he was asking him, but apart from himself and the old man, there was only a fat cat sleeping in a cat's nest on the balcony.
cat.
It was definitely not said to the big orange like Walnut, it could only be said to myself.
"A quarrel? There was no quarrel."
"No quarrel?" Chen Jianwen didn't believe it at all and pointed outside, "You guys didn't quarrel, so what's the matter with the pillows and quilts on the sofa? If there was no quarrel, you could sleep on the sofa?"
"...."
When Chen Shuo heard this, he suddenly realized that because of the quilt and pillow on the sofa, the old couple made up their minds about the quarrel between themselves and their wife.
But it seems that we can't blame them. Anyone who sees that scene will subconsciously...
Eh? How did the old man know it was me sleeping on the sofa?
"That's, uh..."
Without thinking about this problem, Chen Shuo started to try to explain why he slept on the sofa. When he opened his mouth, he couldn't help but got stuck. This thing was not easy to explain at all.
In fact, there was a little conflict yesterday, and I slept on the sofa because of it, but it was not a conflict. If I had to say it, it was just a little awkwardness between the couple at most.
And it's so small that it's almost negligible.
"Anyway... Oops, you misunderstood. We were fine. We didn't quarrel at all. I slept on the sofa because I had slept on the big bed for a long time. I wanted to change my feelings and feel fresh."
Chen Shuo was a little hesitant at first, but then he became more and more fluent, and in the end he nodded to himself, "Yes, that's it, there was no quarrel."
"Psychologically speaking, when people lie, they will subconsciously confirm what they are saying." Chen Jianwen stared at him for a moment and spoke slowly.
"Uh...really?" Chen Shuo touched his nose awkwardly.
"Touching the nose is also a sign of lying."
"..."
Chen Shuo choked and held it in for a while before saying: "Dad, you are a history professor who doesn't study history, but you study psychology. Is this appropriate?"
"You don't care whether it's a good fit or not, what we're talking about now is about the two of you." After saying that, Chen Jianwen stopped talking and just stared at him with bright eyes.
Chen Shuo felt uncomfortable being stared at everywhere, so he simply gave up the nonsense and said, "Okay, okay, we had a little quarrel, but it was just a little quarrel, there was no quarrel, and we have made up a long time ago."
"We have reconciled a long time ago? Then why are you traveling? Aren't you going to relax and resolve conflicts? And you didn't talk much during dinner in the morning. What else is it if it's not a cold war?"
Chen Shuo was telling the truth, but the witty old man had already seen through everything, "Oh, and that carrot, you eat it more than anyone else, aren't you just pretending?"
"???"
After asking three times in a row, Chen Shuo was confused by forming a combination of punches. Damn it, what do these things mean?
Guessing something weird, right?
"It's been a long time since I've been traveling. I want to go out for a walk while I'm young now. I won't be able to walk anymore when I get old.
I don’t talk much because I want to finish eating quickly so I can greet you two. As for the radish you mentioned, that radish is delicious, why can’t I eat it more happily?”
There was no way, Chen Shuo could only explain one by one, and when Balabala finished speaking, he was stunned again.
Wait a minute, the word Huanshi seems to describe dogs, right?
People rely on clothes, horses rely on saddles, and dogs run happily with bells.
He didn't have time to think about it. After listening to this explanation, Chen Jianwen, who was opposite him, frowned and thought for a while, then uttered three words from his mouth.
"that's all?"
"What do you mean it's just like this? Do you have to believe it if I tell you that we had a quarrel, it was so bad, and now we're divorced?"
"Are you all getting divorced?!" Chen Jianwen was shocked.
"..."
Chen Shuo was also shocked, even more shocked than Chen Jianwen across from him. What he just said about divorce was obviously just talk, but the old man seemed to believe it.
How little confidence do you have in our relationship as a couple?
"..."
"...."
"..."
The father and son faced each other in silence. Chen Shuo was thinking about what went wrong. Was it because he and his wife were not affectionate enough, or for some other reason that made the old man believe such nonsense that was even more bizarre than the end of the world.
Chen Jianwen also needs to think about it now. His reaction just now seems to be a bit big.
"So..." After a pause, the old man spoke up, and then quickly shut up, like a chicken being strangled by the neck. He carefully considered Chen Shuo's explanation just now in his mind.
It's well-founded, the logic is very self-defeating, and I can't find any problems.
After reaching this conclusion, Chen Jianwen spoke again: "So you didn't quarrel?"
"No."
"There was just a little quarrel. Now we've reconciled?"
"It has been reconciled long ago."
Chen Shuo answered categorically both times. Chen Jianwen couldn't think of anything else to ask for a while. The worries in his heart dissipated eight or nine times. He was silent for a while and then asked again: "...No divorce?"
"Dad, what are you doing to us..."
"Okay, okay, I won't ask anymore, as long as you two are fine."
——————————————————————Compared to the two big men on the balcony, the conversation between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in the living room was obviously much more harmonious. Seeing Wu Yulan, the mother-in-law,
With a worried look on his face, Bai Xiaoqi simply explained the whole situation clearly.
It's just a little concealed and some important information is omitted, but it's pretty much the same and basically in line with the objective facts.
From her perspective, the story of what happened was completely different. To put it simply, Chen Shuo was teasing his son and making him cry so much that she punished him by sleeping on the sofa all night.
He didn't mention anything like how he was laughed at for eating dragon fruit before, or how he took the initiative to run out and get into his bed last night.
Hearing this explanation, Wu Yulan swept away her previous worries and now began to feel sorry for her precious grandson.
He's already a father, but he still doesn't know how to be serious.
"Let him continue to sleep on the sofa at night. He is so old, but he still makes fun of children."
"Okay, let him sleep on the sofa tonight." Bai Xiaoqi agreed simply and neatly. As for whether he will sleep or not, he will agree first.
Chapter completed!