Chapter 10: Anyone who enters the mountains must have adventures
Because of the black hole under this secret door, Li Fei threw a potato in the pot, and it took a long time to hear the sound of falling to the ground.
Li Feihu thought: This is definitely not a leading to the ground, it may be a leading to the drum tomb. If Wang Wu was here, he would definitely jump down immediately and feel that there was an adventure. But he did this a few days ago, and now he may be dead, so I can't be like him. I can fly my head down to see the situation first.
Li Feihu's head flew down.
It was very dark below, and Li Feihu couldn't see anything. He remembered the book "How to Glow and Glow More Brighter Light" he saw on Huang Piaopiao, and then slowly started practicing the spiritual energy as mentioned in the secret book.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he followed the mantra, his head began to glow.
I saw the colorful light spots illuminating the surrounding area. Li Feihu found that the bottom of it was not like a stone chamber dug by artificially, but more like a natural cave.
He flew around the cave and suddenly heard a voice saying, "Hey, kid! Come here!"
Li Feihu saw a head under the mountain wall, which was talking to him. The hair of this head was like thick seaweed and its eyelashes were like butterflies' wings. It's a pity that it was a man.
Li Feihufei went over and said, "You call me?"
The head said happily: "Yes. You are the second person to come to me in the past two thousand years. If you help me move the mountain on me, I will satisfy your three wishes."
Li Feihu said: "Where is the first person?"
Rentou said, "Are you a disciple of Quanjian Sect?"
Li Feihu said: "Then are me?"
The head said, "If you can use the flying pot technique, then it will be. The ancestor of your Quanjian Sect is the first person."
Li Feihu said: "Why didn't you ask him for help?"
The head said, "Of course I asked him to help. I had already petrified at that time. It was because of his help that I could speak again now."
Li Feihu said: "Have you satisfied his three wishes too?"
The head said, "Of course."
Li Feihu said: "What are his three wishes?"
Rentou said: "How can you be so nonsense like this kid? Do you know who I am? I am the bastard demon Long Aohuang."
Li Feihu said: "I don't look like a good person by your name. Is it because you used to do so many evil things that your head was cut off and buried here?"
Long Aohuang said: "You fart, your head was cut off. No one in the world can cut off my head - it was because they couldn't cut off that they pressed me under the mountain, and my head was not cut off."
Li Feihu said: "Look, you denied the fact that your head was cut off, but you did not deny that you were doing evil. You are indeed not a good person, goodbye."
Long Aohuang said: "You actually thought of this?! I'll ask you, how did you find the way you came down?"
Li Feihu said: "What's the difficulty? Eliminating all the impossible, of course the rest is possible."
Long Aohuang was surprised and said, "Look at the ground."
Then he pouted his mouth and drew things on the stone floor with the air that was sprayed out of his mouth. Li Feihu felt that the things he drew were very strange, some numbers, some graphics, some lines, circles, etc.
After finishing painting these things, Long Aohuang said, "Child, try to answer the questions on the ground."
Li Feihu wanted to say that I would not be fooled, but he also thought that if the secret book of the Quanzhen Sect was really obtained by the ancestors from him, maybe this guy is a very amazing person, and maybe he can help him realize his wish to kill all the fools in the world as soon as possible.
He said, "Okay."
Long Aohuang had ten questions in total. After a while, Li Feihu told the answers to four questions and said, "I don't know the rest, nor can I understand."
Long Aohuang widened his eyes and said, "You actually answered four questions correctly. Do you know what this means? It means that your IQ is as high as 75 - maybe there will be no smarter people in this world than you."
Li Feihu said: "What? What is IQ?"
Long Aohuang sighed and said, "Even if it's qualifications. Qualifications for doing anything."
Li Feihu said: "So, am I really a genius?"
Long Aohuang sighed again and said, "You are a nonsense genius. But people are just stupid nowadays. A long time ago, your IQ was considered mentally retarded."
Li Feihu thought for a while and said, "Oh, I know what you said a long time ago. Wang Wu told me that there was a prehistoric era in the past, when there were many great witches and monsters. Our current civilization and etiquette and cultivation skills were what they taught us."
Long Aohuang said: "That's not called the prehistoric era, it's called the Booming Times. But you don't understand it after saying this - in this way, you will remove the two talismans that have been conquered by me on the mountain wall. When I get out of trouble, I will tell you more about the Booming Times."
Li Feihu said: "Is this matter counted among those three wishes?"
Long Aohuang was impatient: "Whatever you want, hurry up and remove the talisman!"
Li Feihu said: "Where is that talisman?"
Long Aohuang said, "You fly up."
Li Feihu flew up the mountain wall and found two long red papers with curved words on them. Li Feihu told him to shine a little more, and saw clearly one that reads: Demon-Suppressing Treasure Talisman. The other one reads: Don't owe your hands.
He looked around again, and saw nothing, and said, "Senior Long Aohuang, there is no talisman here, only a couplet. The first couplet is-"
At this time, the words on the two sheets of paper suddenly changed, one became: fuck you, the other became: couplet.
Li Feihu was stunned for a while and said, "Senior Long Aohuang, scold me for this couplet."
Long Aohuang said: "That's called a talisman! Remove it quickly!"
Li Feihu leaned over and wanted to use his mouth to pick up the two talismans. At this time, one talisman turned into: Don’t regret it. The other one became: Same as above. Li Feihu ignored them and bit them with his teeth and grabbed the left one. But this talisman did not float down, but suddenly drilled into his mouth and stuck to his palate. Li Feihu grabbed the right one again, and this one also drilled into his mouth and stuck to his tongue.
Li Feihu felt very uncomfortable and quickly swallowed his saliva a few times. The talisman was soaked in saliva and could not feel anything.
At this time, he heard a rumbling sound behind him and the mountain wall collapsed. He looked back and saw a shiny bone rack standing in front of him, pressing against Long Aohuang's head. He laughed three times and said, "Yoho, oh, oh, ahhh!"
Li Feihu was startled and said, "Senior, are you a human or a ghost?"
Long Aohuang tickled his hair and said, "I am a god--now I have escaped from the trap. Have you figured out your three wishes?"
Li Feihu thought about it and was about to speak, but Emperor Long Aohuang interrupted him and said, "Why not do this? If you help me accomplish something, I will satisfy your three wishes - go to a place called Jiuhu, find something for me, and bring it back to me. In this way, you will have six wishes that can be realized."
Li Feihu said: "Can I realize the current three first?"
Long Aohuang frowned and said, "Why don't you know how to delay gratification? How can you become an elite person like this?"
Li Feihu said: "I don't want to be an elite, I just want to cultivate immortals--"
"Now you are cultivating immortals, your first wish has been fulfilled." Long Aohuang said immediately.
Li Feihu hurriedly said, "Ah? This is also considered? Don't be a scoundrel."
Long Aohuang looked serious and serious: "Now your second wish is also satisfied."
Li Fei was so angry that he spit out a mouthful of Xuanhuang Feng, but Long Aohuang said: "This is useless to me. Boy, let me show you something strong."
He suddenly screamed and shot two red lights from his eyes. The mountain walls hit by the red light suddenly melted and flowed on the ground into a pool of magma.
Li Feihu was stunned for a while and said, "Senior, I chose to delay gratification."
Chapter completed!