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Chapter 17 The Life Experience of Li Feihu

Li Feihu met the magistrate of County Bai in the yamen.

County Magistrate Bai circled around him and said, "Are you really Li Feihu?"

Li Feihu said: "Besides me, will anyone else admit that you have castrated your son?"

County Magistrate Bai said: "Pick off the hood and take a look."

Li Feihu said: "Your third uncle asked me to go down the mountain to do business. I wore a hood to act low-key."

County Magistrate Bai said: "Put my third uncle at least, I will not buy your pine nuts again."

Li Feihu thought about it and sneered: "Oh, I understand. There is a Jiuhu Palace Hotel in the county. You must have seen Li Momo and think someone will support you. But do you know that Li Momo is your third uncle's uncle's uncle? Now they are all in a alliance and have given up their past grudges."

County Magistrate Bai quickly took out his handkerchief to wipe his sweat: "How could it be, I have never had such thoughts - is it true?"

Li Feihu smiled coldly again and said, "I'm here to ask for money and a head. I'll ask you, are there anyone here who has empty heads and is not a vegetable?"

County Magistrate Bai said: "Didn't I admit my mistake? Young man should stop scolding me."

Li Feihu sighed: "I'm not talking about you - except you?"

County Magistrate Bai was even more panicked: "You not only scold me, but also scold my sons - are you really angry with my third uncle?"

Li Feihu thought of a good idea and smiled happily: "How could it be? My master is your third uncle, and then I am your sons' third uncle. Not only will I not scold them, but I even want to meet my good grandchildren."

County Magistrate Bai breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly took Li Feihu to the back house to see his sixteen sons. Li Feihu recorded all their rooms.

Then he was arranged to rest in the back house of the county government, which was planted with pine trees.

At night, someone delivered food to Li Feihu. After he finished the meal, he decided to wait a while before running to cut off the heads of the remaining sixteen sons of County Magistrate Bai, and perhaps he would find a suitable one in it.

So he flew out the pumpkin head and went to the roof to check in.

As a result, he saw County Magistrate Bai and his sixteen sons standing in the backyard. County Magistrate Bai said seriously: "I'm afraid our family will be in trouble."

The sons said, "Dad, why is this?"

County Magistrate Bai said: "Li Feihu is here today. I ask you, do you know what he is wearing on his head?"

A son said, "Although I haven't seen him, according to common sense, he should have a slightly rotten pumpkin on his head."

County Magistrate Bai said: "Yes. Think about it again, who can grow pumpkins?"

The other son said, "Of course it's a farmer. Oh, Daddy, I understand."

The remaining fifteen sons said, "Oh, Daddy, we understand, too."

County Magistrate Bai said in confusion: "What do you understand?"

A son said: "Only farmers can grow pumpkins. In order for the pumpkin to grow well, insecticide and fertilization are necessary. It is best to have sufficient sunshine throughout the day so that every household can have a good harvest. Dad, please connect the first word of each sentence and read it."

County Magistrate Bai said: "Just just to kill the whole family - so that's it! I originally thought you were empty-headed, but I didn't expect that the clown was me."

A son said, "Ask first if it is, then ask why. Now the problem has been solved. Let's solve why - why did he kill our whole family?"

After he said this, County Magistrate Bai and his sixteen sons came together, squatted on the ground to form a circle, and began to think silently.

When Li Feihu heard them talking, he was surprised and thought, why do these people’s IQs look comparable to mine? He also felt that these people’s behavior was really weird, so he couldn’t help but suddenly emit colorful light to illuminate the yard and said, “Do you want to make centipedes?”

County Magistrate Bai and his sons were startled when they saw Li Feihu, jumped up from the ground and wanted to run away. Li Feihu immediately spit out a mouthful of Xuanhuang Feng, some pumpkin seeds and a small amount of rotten liquid, and everyone fell to the ground with their eyes staring.

He fell back and came back to the yard, walking around them and said to the Bai County Magistrate: "Strange. When I talk to you outside during the day, you are obviously a fool, but why are you so smart now?"

County Magistrate Bai said: "If I told you, will you let us go?"

Li Feihu said: "If you don't tell me, I plan to let you go. I'm very smart, and you look very smart too. If two powerful IQs are placed in the same head, the head will explode. Even if the head does not explode, the hair will definitely explode."

County Magistrate Bai breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I knew you wouldn't harm me. After all, I hugged you when you were a child. To talk about this, you have to start with your parents - do you remember your parents?"

Li Feihu said: "Damn! Yes, why don't I remember my parents? They can't be Li Chunfeng and Shangguan Yue, are they?"

County Magistrate Bai said: "How old are you this year?"

Li Feihu said: "Sixteen years old."

County Magistrate Bai said: "No wonder. For some inconvenient reasons, your memory has been sealed and can only be remembered again when you are seventeen years old. But now, since it is a coincidence, let me tell you."

"I remember that there were four friends in this world who decided to take risks together. They were your father and mother, and me and your aunt. We found a wisdom tree on an island, and a wisdom fruit was born on the wisdom tree. The four of us ate the wisdom fruit in a separate way."

"Then your parents gave birth to you, and your aunt and I gave birth to seventeen sons. Have you heard of the saying that one year of pregnancy is stupid for three years? This is because every child will separate some of the wisdom of his parents, so I can only become smarter when I stay with all my sons."

Li Feihu was shocked and after a long time, he said, "Then why did you hang me up?"

The Bai County Magistrate said: "If I don't hang you up, will you meet Wang Wu? If you don't meet Wang Wu, will you meet my third uncle? If you don't meet my third uncle, will you go to practice immortality? Look, you are so majestic now, all of this is my credit."

Li Feihu thought about it and said, "It's not unreasonable."

County Magistrate Bai touched his arms again and said, "Before your parents left, you told me that if one day you want to find them, give this to you. There is a way to find them."

After he said that, he handed Li Feike a gift bag. Li Feike took it and opened it and saw a note in the gift bag, which read, "The wisdom fruit on the tree of wisdom, and you and me under the tree of wisdom."
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